Comments on: “You’re gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.” http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do The trials and tribulations of my life as a slave. Thu, 24 May 2012 10:36:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Hupo http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-53715 Hupo Fri, 01 Oct 2010 15:25:55 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-53715 This is easy, the clear hose they sell at any hardware store with a funnel. I get the 1/2" hose, goes in easily, using this I can put the hose in my ass, pee in the funnel, lift it a little and all the pee goes right into my own ass, or I can put the hose in my girlfriend's ass and do the same... This is easy, the clear hose they sell at any hardware store with a funnel. I get the 1/2″ hose, goes in easily, using this I can put the hose in my ass, pee in the funnel, lift it a little and all the pee goes right into my own ass, or I can put the hose in my girlfriend’s ass and do the same…

]]> By: ~melly http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3151 ~melly Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:48:38 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3151 it won't just "slide out" any more than an enema will around the tube. and i know from having to hold enemas that you can hold a LOT of fluid in there even WITH the nozzle in place. it's actually more difficult, to me, to retain the fluid if the nozzle is removed after i am filled. if i'm understanding correctly, you will be, in essence, going to the toilet FOR your master, as in, he will use your anus to void, andthen you will go to the toilet and empty yourself. it won't flow out around the nozzle, if that's what you mean. however, if you are concerned about backflow into the tubing (which i think is a more likely, though still not really huge, possibility), that's easily fixed by using the same kind of clip-tab that's on every standard enema hose i've ever seen. just make sure that you are down, and all the pee is inside when the tube is clipped. my favorite enema bag is actually a "portable" kind, and the bag looks very similar to a reallyheavy punch-balloon (you kow the things you would blow up as a kid, with the rubber band attached to it?) it is open on the top end (i love top-filling enema bags, cause you can just add more if you want to.) it's also very foldable, really flat. it could EASILY be used as something to keep in your pocket, purse, or back of your pants, and i think the whole kit wouldn't even really need to be modified at all for it to suit your purposes just fine! here's a link http://www.vitalitymedical.com/Product/Sunmark-Folding-Douche-38703.html you can probably find something similar at your local pharmacy, or if you can't, it's only like, 15 bucks total to order one they have all KINDS of wonderful enema stuff just sitting there at the local pharmacy, though. it's justwaiting for you! i guess, too, that you COULD just spend a dollar, buy a punch-balloon, cut off the very tippy tip of the nipply part that you attcah the rubber band to, cut the other end off so that it's open, and then stretch the tip part over the end of your enema hose. worth a shot, and if you alread have an enema hose and nozzle, only costs you a dollar! (or 88 cents or something) ~melly, an inventive slave in His house it won’t just “slide out” any more than an enema will around the tube. and i know from having to hold enemas that you can hold a LOT of fluid in there even WITH the nozzle in place. it’s actually more difficult, to me, to retain the fluid if the nozzle is removed after i am filled. if i’m understanding correctly, you will be, in essence, going to the toilet FOR your master, as in, he will use your anus to void, andthen you will go to the toilet and empty yourself. it won’t flow out around the nozzle, if that’s what you mean.

however, if you are concerned about backflow into the tubing (which i think is a more likely, though still not really huge, possibility), that’s easily fixed by using the same kind of clip-tab that’s on every standard enema hose i’ve ever seen. just make sure that you are down, and all the pee is inside when the tube is clipped.

my favorite enema bag is actually a “portable” kind, and the bag looks very similar to a reallyheavy punch-balloon (you kow the things you would blow up as a kid, with the rubber band attached to it?)

it is open on the top end (i love top-filling enema bags, cause you can just add more if you want to.) it’s also very foldable, really flat. it could EASILY be used as something to keep in your pocket, purse, or back of your pants, and i think the whole kit wouldn’t even really need to be modified at all for it to suit your purposes just fine!

here’s a link

http://www.vitalitymedical.com/Product/Sunmark-Folding-Douche-38703.html

you can probably find something similar at your local pharmacy, or if you can’t, it’s only like, 15 bucks total to order one they have all KINDS of wonderful enema stuff just sitting there at the local pharmacy, though. it’s justwaiting for you! i guess, too, that you COULD just spend a dollar, buy a punch-balloon, cut off the very tippy tip of the nipply part that you attcah the rubber band to, cut the other end off so that it’s open, and then stretch the tip part over the end of your enema hose. worth a shot, and if you alread have an enema hose and nozzle, only costs you a dollar! (or 88 cents or something)

~melly,
an inventive slave in His house

]]> By: mastoDon http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3146 mastoDon Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:19:06 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3146 That was going to be my suggestion too. Can't beat the price - even with a rubber hose ;-) - Don That was going to be my suggestion too. Can’t beat the price – even with a rubber hose ;-)

- Don

]]> By: kaya http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3136 kaya Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:00:39 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3136 They are not pink. Not at all...lol. I noticed that too, so I'm sure it was some sort of color/camera clash. They are not pink. Not at all…lol. I noticed that too, so I’m sure it was some sort of color/camera clash.

]]> By: cuntnextdoor http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3134 cuntnextdoor Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:41:30 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3134 I absolutely love this thread. I'm amazed at everyone's ingenuity with the design ideas. But I have a different comment all together....in the first photo it looks like your shower walls are a pinkish color (the rest it doesn't though, ARE THEY PINK?), imho that could be why some of the urine in the funnel looks pink, flash color transfer! I absolutely love this thread. I’m amazed at everyone’s ingenuity with the design ideas.

But I have a different comment all together….in the first photo it looks like your shower walls are a pinkish color (the rest it doesn’t though, ARE THEY PINK?), imho that could be why some of the urine in the funnel looks pink, flash color transfer!

]]> By: Shannon http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3133 Shannon Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:23:00 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3133 OMG, I cannot help with the design idea, but the whole funnel idea is such a turn on for me, and my beloved Master. Thank you. Thank you. I love you guys OMG, I cannot help with the design idea, but the whole funnel idea is such a turn on for me, and my beloved Master. Thank you. Thank you.
I love you guys

]]> By: kaya http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3126 kaya Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:05:45 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3126 I know, and we should try that to see if it satisfies whatever effect he's after. He's liking the funnel thing though. I'm not sure he wants to *see* that much of my anatomy, you know?..lol I know, and we should try that to see if it satisfies whatever effect he’s after. He’s liking the funnel thing though. I’m not sure he wants to *see* that much of my anatomy, you know?..lol

]]> By: kaya http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3125 kaya Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:04:50 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3125 Yeah, that's what happens every time he pees in my ass. It's not the erotic part, but it's a side effect of the erotic part. Yeah, that’s what happens every time he pees in my ass. It’s not the erotic part, but it’s a side effect of the erotic part.

]]> By: Ysabel http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3123 Ysabel Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:42:58 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3123 If you go the adult diapers route to avoid leaking being a problem, go to drugstore.com and order yourself some Abenas. Anything you can find in a local store will almost certainly suck. If you go the adult diapers route to avoid leaking being a problem, go to drugstore.com and order yourself some Abenas. Anything you can find in a local store will almost certainly suck.

]]> By: SirMike http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3119 SirMike Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:54:45 +0000 http://underhishand.com/youre-gonna-get-it-up-the-ass-no-matter-what-you-do#comment-3119 lol...Marlee beat me to the answer. THere used to be one in red (at wally world) with a smaller top, used for filling transmissions. Enjoy. lol…Marlee beat me to the answer. THere used to be one in red (at wally world) with a smaller top, used for filling transmissions. Enjoy.

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