“You’re gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.”
Yesterday we tried out the butt funnel.
It doesn’t work. It needs improvement.
It was fun though. Using my body orifices as Master’s toilet is just one of my hot buttons. It’s got nothing to do with the enema aspect, as we dabbled in enemas and found nothing erotic about them at all. It’s definitely the objectification process that’s hot. (That’s hot, says Paris.)
I was told that the funnel wouldn’t be long enough to pass the sphincter and that was true. It wasn’t. Plus, the funnel itself can’t be angled up (unless I could stand on my head, which I cannot). So! We pretty well knew we’d have to change the design, we just didn’t know how until we used it.
Here’s me waiting.
Here’s Master contemplating the angle.
Here’s the attempt. Now that pink looking stuff? We can only assume it’s the soap I used to lube up the end of the funnel (which actually wasn’t pink soap) or it’s just the way the light hit it. Master doesn’t generally pee in technicolor pink. 
And look, he peed all over his foot. (tee hee)
So! Here’s what we’re going to do. Master thinks the funnel should have a tube on it, a long one that enters the ass. That way he can move the funnel around without it pulling out of my butt. That gives him more maneuvering room, because he doesn’t think he should have to kneel behind me (*snicker*). Plus, gravity will work on pulling the urine down into my ass, and the longer tube will allow for it to be pushed in deeper, past the sphincters.
Should be easy enough to do.
They have a similar one at Extreme Restraints, but it ends in a butt plug which is not what we want. We want something that is easily and quickly slid in, used, and slid out. Much like the end of an enema hose I suppose. He is also able to piss in my ass simply by shoving his cock up my ass, but, like the butt plug, that takes too much fussing around. He has to be semi-erect at least, plus there needs to be lube involved, and I’m not so much with the *shoving* of anything in my ass. The purpose of the butt funnel is supposed to be quick, easy peasy lemon squeezy, Master has to pee, I bend over, it’s done. Ta-fucking-da, cunt.
I suppose if we ever get to the point where Master rarely needs to use the actual toilet to pee in, it’ll make cleaning the bathroom a lot easier for me. Men and their splashing! Sheesh.
~cunt
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Monday March 3rd, 2008 9:08am
“I suppose if we ever get to the point where Master rarely needs to use the actual toilet to pee in, it’ll make cleaning the bathroom a lot easier for me. Men and their splashing! Sheesh.”
*Giggle*
lol.. so you agree!?
Of course ;]
That quote made me giggle so hard I wound up in a coughing fit.
I hate to admit to this, but I watched Jackass 2 this weekend. There’s a scene that involves a beer bong and almost exactly what you described (except they used beer).
My kids love Jackass. I could probably learn a few things if I watched it..lol
But yeah, exactly like a beer bong is what I have to make.
I’m not masochistic, but I have to imagine that Jackass could be considered porn to some!
I remember when I watched the branding bit of a Jackass movie shortly after Master informed me I would someday be branded by him… I had to leave the room. I thought I was gonna puke! I got a clear idea of how much it’s going to hurt.
When I was looking at the photos before I read the article, I was thinking “That needs a tube to work..”
We have color changing hand soap in our bathroom that changes colors when it comes in contact with liquid. Maybe that’s why it turned pink?
As far as I know the soap doesn’t change colors, but it is certainly pink there!
Okay, so if you have the classic water bottle/enema kit, you could probably use the enema or douche wand and the hose. Instead of putting it on the bottle, use lube and slip it on the end of the funnel. That way, your Master wouldn’t have to address an angle at all…
Yep, exactly. I’ll make it just like that, or thereabouts. Thanks!
So, I guess this is a good point in time to tell you that I found a video where they use a cattle prod (or what seems to be one like this: http://bp2.blogger.com/_9b-iMgBDgdI/RlEZ22G0KUI/AAAAAAAAASA/FmviDQG6S_4/s1600-h/cattleprod.jpg).
It’s Wiredpussy.com, 15th of November 2007 with Sarah Jane Ceylon and Harmony.
Considering how they seem to fear it, I *never* want to go near one.
I don’t think I do either. It *can’t* be pleasant. No way!
It’s even painful to watch… >.<
I told my Owner that never, ever, ever do I want him to use a cattleprod on me. He told me not to worry, because he has no plans to do so. *sigh of relief*
Or what about this? Instead of using it as a pump bulb, snip the bottom off and utilize the bulb part as the funnel…
Two comments, you should not limit your service just because one particular method turns you on (unless it is He who is turned on by this particular method).
(1) When convenience is needed, you should offer your mouth, and believe me when I say that it is not easy to do this well. You have to open your throat up -swallowing isn’t fast enough.
(2) For an anal device, insert a relativly stiff hose or tube into the slaves anus and run it up the as crack to the coccyx region. You can use many methods to anchor it in place. The end of the hose should point up the slaves back. Attach a flexible funnel (see
http://scandinaviandetails.com/COOK/prep/normann-copenhagen-collapsible-funnel-red
) to the hose so that the funnel rests on the back, just above the ass. Attach the funnel to a belt, cord, chain, around the slaves waist in the back. The funnel can be closed and worn under clothing. If you have trouble visualizing the hookup or use, I can send you more details and a sketch or two.
(I have had a life long interest in making curious implements for the use, degradation and punishment of errant subs -even tried turning it into a business once, but vanilla life interfered. I would be happy to send you a jump-baby, my one and only product (I’ve got a few left, along with some electrified paddles that go with it). You can read about it here: http://www.bondagedemons.com/guest/c_nt_g/c07_g.htm I am the “stephen” in slave “C”s story.)
Oh he uses my mouth too. But, as you said, the swallowing needs to be done faster than I can do it. As it is, we have a bucket that is kept handy to catch what I can’t swallow quick enough. The ass is just another turn on for him (and me. I aint gonna lie!).
I like what you are saying about keeping the funnel/hose in place. But, wouldn’t things tend to leak out if the hose stayed in the ass? I mean, it’ll be sitting there holding things “open”, right? Or do you mean just to keep it strapped there and NOT necessarily inserted until it’s being used?
I am open to hearing about any ideas for deviant crafty things to make! I love doing it. I have zero experience with electrical stuff though, so I’m not sure if I’d be able to do anything like that. But I’m certainly interested in what your “jump baby” is if you want to share!
No, I envision you inserting this, then putting your clothing on and going out to dinner. As the master feels the urge, you go to some secluded spot, bend over, pull your pants/dress whatever down, and pop open the funnel for use. When he is done, press the funnel back down and slip it under the belt holding it up (or a second belt) and pull your pants back up, and go back inside and finish eating.
As far as leaking, there are many ways to prevent. I’ll describe path A (low funds approach) and path B (a little more $$ to play with)
Path B: Find/purchase a butt plug made for enema play.
Path A: Enema accessories or purchase tygon tubing at your local home depot, and run plastic electricians tape around it about two-three inches from end to build it up, then again about a 1/2 inch farther on, then when it’s inserted into the anus, you push it in so that the first ring is inserted and the second snugs up against the anal ring. I would make this a disposable tube that can be thrown away and re-made when you want another.
Path B: Buy some nice rubber or vinyl panties to wear over the tube.
Path A: Adult diapers at Best Buy
Make sure that the funnel attaches firmly to the tubing -if you make the tubing part ‘disposable’ then duct tape should be good enough for one outing. If you want to make something worn around the house for 24 hours, then a more permanent attachment would be necessary to invent.
It just depends on the Amount of $$ you want to spend, I can think of hundreds of ways of accomplishing your aim.
-regarding the overflow in the mouth problem. You have to kant your head like you were deep throating him (think sword swallower) and open your esophagus up. You can practice this with water -ever see anyone just pour a beer down their throat? -There used to be this guy on the “man show” that did this (with beer, not piss), if you’ve ever seen it. Just keep practicing until you can pour it right down.
If you go the adult diapers route to avoid leaking being a problem, go to drugstore.com and order yourself some Abenas. Anything you can find in a local store will almost certainly suck.
it won’t just “slide out” any more than an enema will around the tube. and i know from having to hold enemas that you can hold a LOT of fluid in there even WITH the nozzle in place. it’s actually more difficult, to me, to retain the fluid if the nozzle is removed after i am filled. if i’m understanding correctly, you will be, in essence, going to the toilet FOR your master, as in, he will use your anus to void, andthen you will go to the toilet and empty yourself. it won’t flow out around the nozzle, if that’s what you mean.
however, if you are concerned about backflow into the tubing (which i think is a more likely, though still not really huge, possibility), that’s easily fixed by using the same kind of clip-tab that’s on every standard enema hose i’ve ever seen. just make sure that you are down, and all the pee is inside when the tube is clipped.
my favorite enema bag is actually a “portable” kind, and the bag looks very similar to a reallyheavy punch-balloon (you kow the things you would blow up as a kid, with the rubber band attached to it?)
it is open on the top end (i love top-filling enema bags, cause you can just add more if you want to.) it’s also very foldable, really flat. it could EASILY be used as something to keep in your pocket, purse, or back of your pants, and i think the whole kit wouldn’t even really need to be modified at all for it to suit your purposes just fine!
here’s a link
http://www.vitalitymedical.com/Product/Sunmark-Folding-Douche-38703.html
you can probably find something similar at your local pharmacy, or if you can’t, it’s only like, 15 bucks total to order one they have all KINDS of wonderful enema stuff just sitting there at the local pharmacy, though. it’s justwaiting for you! i guess, too, that you COULD just spend a dollar, buy a punch-balloon, cut off the very tippy tip of the nipply part that you attcah the rubber band to, cut the other end off so that it’s open, and then stretch the tip part over the end of your enema hose. worth a shot, and if you alread have an enema hose and nozzle, only costs you a dollar! (or 88 cents or something)
~melly,
an inventive slave in His house
As for getting the right angle, the one time my Master tried to piss in my ass (it almost happened, but then he got light-headed, and we stopped on the notion that having him pass out with his cock in my ass was a bad idea…) we did at least have one good thing going for us: we found the perfect angle pose:
http://yogajournal.com/poses/491
(Yoga does come in hand for all sorts of kinky things! Since I spend so much time in this position in yoga, doing it in the bathtub is easy. Also, it’s an excellent workout, so practicing it in preparation certainly can’t hurt!)
Someday, I too will get to write a post about my Master using my ass in that way… [wistful sigh]
Oooooh. I likey that position.
I wonder why he got lightheaded? That’s weird huh? Does it happen often?..lol
Hi Kaya
I tried to make something like this once, i put a tube on mine but it still didnt work too well, the liquid never went in.
Maybe i didnt push it in far enough as the tubing was quite wide.
Not sure how well this will work out as you would need to make sure that as your master pee’d it would be quickly pushed down inside you otherwise it would spill over the top of the funnel.
Let us know how you get on
Jess x
I will keep you all updated.
When I saw Insex do this, the girl was sitting in such an odd position. She was on her back, with her legs thrown up over herself by her head. PD used a big metal funnel, which I think had a longer insertion part. It was a regular funnel though, but I think it was probably from a hardware store and thus bigger.
What about using a speculum? They have ones for anal, I think. But either way it would owrk the same, and open it up enough to get is all in. lol And itwouldn’t all run back out right a way. atleast not until you stand up.
Just a suggestion.
~~jane
Get thee to an auto parts store and look at their funnels. Some have long flexible tubes. For example, Kragen part #45558 (transmission fluid funnel).
Speculums work for this.
ahem.
I know, and we should try that to see if it satisfies whatever effect he’s after. He’s liking the funnel thing though. I’m not sure he wants to *see* that much of my anatomy, you know?..lol
Once the piss is in your butt, you will probably find that you are cramping and have to “go” pretty soon after… at least that’s what happened with girl and me.
Yeah, that’s what happens every time he pees in my ass. It’s not the erotic part, but it’s a side effect of the erotic part.
The technical side of this is just fascinating to me even though this isn’t one of my personal kinks. What Jessica said made me think about wider tubing from a funnel with a larger opening, but what about the part that is inserted? Would the hole that allows liquid out need to be bigger to avoid it backing up into the funnel? Maybe you could gut one of those plastic vibrators, glue the open end to a wider hose and make another hole hole in the tip?
i’m sure i’m not the only one who would love to see what you come up with!
“Men and their splashing! Sheesh.” Bloody hell! I understand! I washed the bathroom this weekend, and holy-my it was disgusting, I thought males only splashed when they were young. But no. It was gross.
You know, you should cheak out a kitchen applience store, I know that my mother use to use this thing that attaches itself onto the funnel for making juices I think. I cant possibly remember what its called now…but that might work. Or even that thing that goes into cars thats a tubey thing, I dont know if it will fit the funnel though.
Don’t ask … http://www.autozone.com/selectedZip,22311/initialAction,accessoryProductDetail/initialR,NONAPP1324/shopping/selectZip.htm
That was going to be my suggestion too. Can’t beat the price – even with a rubber hose
- Don
I wonder if you could modify the tubes for an enema kit. Using the attachment for the douche thing might work best so the fluid goes in faster. You could always modify the enema bag itself by putting the funnel inside the bag and hot gluing it maybe? Or you could separate the little plastic piece that goes inside the bag and inside the tube. and modify that. Hmm, so many possibilities.
Yeah, this turns me on too
OK, here is a simple method for all those interested, or such…..
Go to the local automotive store and get the three pack funnel kit for changing fluids (usually red/blue/yellow). Then go over to the area of hoses and get a rubber hose of sufficient length with an outer diameter small enough to fit in the anus. Last, get a band clamp to tighten the hose down onto whichever funnel best fits into the hose. Remember to also purchase a screwdriver for the clamp if you do not have one handy.
Some assembly required, only tool needed is a screwdriver, Batteries not included (or needed).
For those looking for a wearable type, you can get a funnel that fold semi-flat in the kitchen goods section at Wal-mart, then find a hose of sufficient inner diameter to fit the funnel, and the band clamp. You can even cut 2 slits in the funnel through which you can put a piece of elastic long enough to make a waistband for the indended wearer, sewing the ends together.
Total cost should be well under $20.00, even if you get fancy with the materials.
lol…Marlee beat me to the answer. THere used to be one in red (at wally world) with a smaller top, used for filling transmissions. Enjoy.
OMG, I cannot help with the design idea, but the whole funnel idea is such a turn on for me, and my beloved Master. Thank you. Thank you.
I love you guys
I absolutely love this thread. I’m amazed at everyone’s ingenuity with the design ideas.
But I have a different comment all together….in the first photo it looks like your shower walls are a pinkish color (the rest it doesn’t though, ARE THEY PINK?), imho that could be why some of the urine in the funnel looks pink, flash color transfer!
They are not pink. Not at all…lol. I noticed that too, so I’m sure it was some sort of color/camera clash.