What d’ya mean I’m not priceless?!
He just came out of his mancave room and launched into telling me about some story that he’s reading.
Some fictional something or other about mind control (he always reads mind control stuff. I’m living proof that it doesn’t work. ~beams~) and slaves and bdsm and he’s going on about how well controlled the slaves were and…
I kinda don’t listen, you know? I hate erotica fiction.
But then he’s like, flapping his arms and getting excited and he finishes with “and the guy wrote a check for 2 million dollars!”
~blink blink blink~
“He sold his woman, his sex toy, for 2 mil,” he repeated, slowly, reverently.
He just looks at me. Silently. Appraisingly.
I guffawed. “That’s st00pid. Yer a dork.”
He narrowed his eyes and did some vulcan-hand movement in front of my face that, I think, was supposed to shut me up. I busted out laughing.
“Pffft.” He said. “You still need work.” and he stalked back into his mancave.
Srsly. He’d be lucky to get 2 bucks for me.
If I cannot attain being priceless, I can easily manage worthless.
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Sunday January 24th, 2010 10:17pm
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I loved it.
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Hehe, that is cute.
Haaaaahahahahaha…tee-heeeeee. You crack me up! Just love the banter and play between the two of you!
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Lol great stuff!
too funny! The difference between priceless and worthless?? one of your blogposts…srsly!
nilla
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omg – You are just so funny! I’ve been reading you for years and that blog was exactly why…..You make me smile
Thanks a lot… now I need a new keyboard, for some strange reason there are tea all over it…
priceless!!! srsly! huge laugh!
thanks
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