We interrupt your program to bring you this very special commercial message
Extreme Restraints is having an Easter Sale!
You get 10% off select items. w00t! So I’m picking out my favorite Easter-inspired items.
First, of course it would be this: Bunny Tail Butt Plug. Seriously, how CUTE is that?! And I don’t even like butt plugs!
Then, a masturbaholic such as myself can never have too many silver bullets. Good price for it, too.
This next one is just so cool to look at that it HAS to feel good, right? How could it not! It’s the White Nights Vibrator. Don’t we all need a white night to come rescue us from the hornies?!?
Okay, here’s one for the ’Never Seen THAT Before’ record book. Ejaculating Rabbit Vibrator. So.. um… *what* is it ejaculating exactly???? I gotta say, I’m as much of a sperm-ho as the next sperm-ho, but it’s the *actual* sperm that I want, you know? Nothing else will work as a stand-in! (unless it was chocolate, in which case… maybe!) I guess it’s supposed to give you the sensation of being ejaculated in, but, geez, can you really FEEL that? I feel the twitching of his cock, but I don’t think I feel the sperm “splashing the hot walls of my convulsing cunt”. I just always figured that was porn-talk. *shrug* What do I know?
Here’s one that’s a lot of fun to wear out and about. Remote Control Vibrating Egg. Yeah, Imma get me one of those. Master will have a good time with it. (me too! :D )
Internet Enabled Rabbit Vibrator – now this one I just thought was pretty inventive. How many of you in long distance, online relationships wouldn’t like to have one of these!? I’d have liked one when Master was traveling all the time. Love the idea of it a bunch.
Okay, just one more and the commercial will be over and I’ll return you to your regularly scheduled blog.
This one made me laugh. The Talking Head MP3 Rabbit Vibrator! It TALKS dirty to you! While you vibe! How fucking insane is that?! It makes me wonder how easy orgasm control training could be with this thing. Simply record your orgasm command words into the mp3 player and practice. Repeatedly. All day long!
I love sex toy technology!!
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Friday March 14th, 2008 10:15am 
I may have to get a few of those. I love the White Night : ) I already have the bunny tail and I must say we both like it alot.
masturbaholic
now thats fucking funny
I love the word “masturbaholic” I might have to start using it myself *smiles*
Those toys are all very creative, sound like fun and I certainly wouldn’t mind trying any of them out *big grin*
I thought the ejaculating vibe was crazy enough… until I saw the one that talks dirty! Whatever will they come up with next?
http://www.extremerestraints.com/mini-remote-control-7-speed-egg_824.html
love love love this one! (currently collecting dust in the toybox)
If only my ass looked as good as that one!
I’m afraid it might look more like a Q-tip coming out of mine.!
Well maybe not THAT bad, but I wish I had that ass!!!!
Great sex toy ideas kaya! i love the internet controlled rabbit!Thanks for sharing!
~viemoira
the ejaculating rabbit…hmmm…. i think i may pass on that one..lol…
i am soooo glad you commented on NOT feeling cum when its shot inside you kaya- i dont either… i mean, i feel Masters cock twitch, and i may feel a warmth spread inside me.. but i dont feel the actual “shot”. i too have heard stories of women feeling each burst of cum shoot into them- here i thought i was a freak since i dont..lol.
gotta say i do LOVE my ‘normal’ rabbit that Master bought me- its one of my favorite toys- but then again, i havent had the new double penetrator used on me as yet….(its waiting for me- 14 days until im with Master- yea!)
hugs,
Hisflower
I think you need to become a rep for extreme restraints, hun.
i wouldn’t recommend the remote vibrating egg… they’re not waterproof (especially around the hole where the antenna comes out) and if you get very wet (like i know i do), you’ll short the whole unit out in no time at all. when my partner and i had one it lasted maybe 3 weeks before it was corroded inside.