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- WordPress is giving me fits and won’t let me upload any pictures so the post I wanted to do can’t be done.
- We’re bottle weaning. She’s stubborn, willful, determined and has a screech that goes right into the center of my brain like an ice pick. She’s winning.
- We went and looked at a house yesterday that i absolutely LOVE. It’s huge, old Victorian-style, has 2 living rooms, SEVEN bedrooms, and 2 garages. Plus, it’s about 10 minutes from Master’s work. We’re an hour from it now. And, it’s the same price as this house. But we aren’t first in line for it, nor has Master decided 100% that he wants to move anyway. Thou shalt not dangle teh carrots in front of teh donkey!
- I need sex. He’s working too much (or just not touching me!). Much masturbation has occurred.
- I texted him the other day in the middle of the work day to gloat that I’d just finished masturbating. He paid me back by telling his co-worker. Much blushing has occurred.
- He’s not 100% sure that Twisted Tryst will be doable this month either. There is a lot going on at work and he’s obligated to attend to it if it needs tending during that week. I’m going to try and be a big girl about it but expect much whining to occur if we can’t go.
- I expect to die of cancer of the tongue if he keeps shoving his lube-covered penis in my mouth. Plus, it tastes yucky. Blech.
- But I guess I’d die with him happy
- Why don’t ALL men want to be doms? Sex on demand seems a rather common male fantasy. Baffling.
- I want bondage sex.
- Masturbation calls. Brb.
- Actually I lied. A poopy diaper and the crabby baby in it calls, but that doesn’t sound nearly as sexy. Either way though, I’m outta here. :/
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Uncategorized | kaya | 
Tuesday August 3rd, 2010 8:18am
The house sounds awesome, hope it works out for you.
I’ve been wondering, what’s going on with B-man’s driving lately? Is he getting any better?
Have you tried different kinds of sippy cups? Maybe she’s just particular. My oldest grandson (11 months) will only use one kind. If you try to give him a different type, he screams. One of the cups my daughter tried has a silicone tip, which in theory is nice; but it collapses when he tries to use it, which causes him to throw the cup and throw a little fit.
*perks*
Pics???
[rq=691173,0,blog][/rq]Those spammers will try anything…
Lube…*sigh*…I used to HATE it, but alas, the man must have it. Sooooo, after trying everything out there, plain ole Walmart brand jelly lube in the tube for $2.38 does the trick the best. I only pipe in because I give at least 2 blow jobs a day with this stuff, not really much taste except slightly sweet, I’m guessing because of the glycerin. I like it because you don’t need quote as much as it actually seems to multiply with addition of saliva instead of saliva breaking it down. Be prepared to wash the hand and face afterwards, because it does feel yucky (technical term) afterwards when it starts to dry. But…like pavlovs dog, I’m almost so used to it, the mere taste and feel makes me wet…diabolical plan of his prob…oh well… my 2 pennies.
All men want the fantasy of being doms. Aren’t up for doing the work. And dominating y’all is a metric crapton of work.
Much easier for the vanillas to fantasize about it, jack off to the fantasy, and then they’re done.
Whaddya mean “a metric crapton of work”??
Pfft. You guys have the easy part. ;-)