Trifles
So I found out that if you click on the “more details” option at the bottom of your user page, it actually gives you more details. I discovered that my account expires in about a month so maybe when(if?) Master renews it, He’ll add on that extra icon bit since I’ve been such a good girl lately. *cough* (shameless plea for icon space, Master. You just don’t get the importance of icons. Think of it like shoes. You have to have a different pair of shoes to match your outfit. I need an icon to match ME! I need it. Not ‘want’ (cuz you all know where that conversation goes!), NEED, Master. And just think, I don’t buy lots of shoes, right? I’m a slave, I don’t need shoes! All the money I’m saving You on shoes and all I need is ten measly bucks to buy icon space?? Whaddaya say, huh? Be a sport. ;) /plea
Here’s what else I found out in the detail section:
I have over 1200 public pictures. (1200!! And you all aren’t bored with me *yet*??)
I started this journal on April 09, 2005. (Almost two whole years and I still haven’t shut up. ;)
I’ve made 727 journal entries. 728 counting this one. :D (That’s just about one entry per day that I’ve had the journal. 674 days, give or take. I don’t *think* I’ve ever missed a day that I was required to post, though I could be wrong on that.)
I’ve posted 5,660 comments and I’ve received 13,775. (Boy, you all talk a lot. *snicker*)
In conclusion, it appears I may be an LJ addict. But that is unconfirmed as of yet.
So Valentine’s Day is over. Thanks for all the comments on my Picture Postcard to Master. :D He called me three times to tell me how much He liked it and I got a kick out of Him sporting a woody under His desk at work.
I’ve never really gotten into the romance of V-day. It’s always just been a day that I could pressure someone -anyone- into buying me a heart-shaped box of chocolate. Not working this year though. I gots no chocolate. :(
But I did get jelly bellies.
Now.. I like jelly beans as much as the next person, and Jelly Belly *is* the very best jelly bean ever, but… they ain’t chocolate. No how no way.
They are fat free though, and only 4 calories per brightly colored bean so I suppose that’s why there is a bag of Jelly Belly beans on my counter and a noticeable lack of red satin heart-shaped boxes of chocolate.
Most of the jelly beans are tasty enough. You have to eat them one at a time though because some of the flavors do NOT mix well at all. Cafe latte with a red apple and black licorice is almost vomit inducing.
Then there is the cantaloupe. That’s nasty. There’s a margarita flavor which would be okay if I like margaritas. I don’t. The worst one though? Jalapeno. Who in the HELL thought jalapeno should be a jelly bean flavor?? It’s disgusting. Blech.
But I like the rest (lest I sound ungrateful for this sugared treat) and it’s really amazing just how overwhelmingly sweet they seem since my sugar intake has been purt-near cut off.
I’ve been busting my ass trying to get the house in some semblance of order before Am’s slumber party this weekend. I’m sure you’re all missing the task pictures something awful, right? ;) Master’s been telling me not to take the time to do the tasks but that’s only compensated by keeping my nose to the grindstone here. And I have been. It’s getting there. Today I spent all freaking day painting the trim upstairs. How I ever thought it would be a piece of cake to zip through painting tiny trim boards a dark blue on *freshly painted white walls*(!!) is beyond me. Three rolls of tape, three coats of paint, and one entire day later, it’s done. And now I have to go back and fix the white. Grr. Master just laughs at me. “I told you so.” And He did. He told me and I waved Him off, spouting off about my mad painting skills. Double grr.
He’s coming home tomorrow night, instead of Friday night. Get this though.. the story of my life; He arranged to have that whole day off so that we would have all of school hours on Friday to attend to some Master/slave-ass beating necessities (since it won’t happen after that because of the party and I need it something fierce!). Sounds great right? 7-8 hours of play time is a lot! But nooOOOooOOOoooOOOO!!! The kids only have a half-day on Friday. Can you believe that shit?? I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. God hates me.
Now it’s going to have to be “hop out of bed s&m” instead of leisurely s&m. (Why yes, yes I am a Princess. Why do you ask?)
Let’s see if there is anything else. Oh.. Dusty, of the ball-excision? He apparently enjoyed one last romp with his sister before he went under the knife. Either that or Squeakers has one active, round tapeworm in her belly. Squeakers, who still occasionally nurses from Feldman. I am *such* a pet-mommy failure.
Oh well. Good thing I love kitties.
I guess that’s it. I’m not sure if I’ll be back on here before the weekend so if not, I hope you all have a grand one. :-)
~cunt
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Wednesday February 14th, 2007 11:40pm
well even though you only get a half day, i’m glad you get to see him and have at least some kids free playtime
have a wonderful weekend sweetie
i know that this has nothing to do with what you actually posted but once i’d read the title i found myself craving trifle. Hmmmm jelly and custard and fruit and cream and…..
Woman, what were you thinking?!
At the risk of sounding judgemental, I really do not like you starting these crazy-ass rumours that slaves don’t need shoes!!!!!
WTF??
Slaves need shoes. LOTS of shoes!!!
My Master reads your LJ, you know, and I don’t want him getting crazy ideas in his head ;-)
(YMMV, but I appreciate your cooperation on this very important issue. Thank you :-)
Did you know they make a Chocolate Cappuccino flavored Jelly Belly? I can’t even walk down that aisle or I come away with two pounds of the stuff.
Hmmm maybe I should have waited until your chocolate frenzy abated before telling you that…
On the next episode of Kaya’s Life…Kitty Pimps, brought to in part you by Trojan. *snicker*
No one makes me chuckle at my HP screen like you do:
“Who in the HELL thought jalapeno should be a jelly bean?”
Have an awesome weekend-
~toy
hhmm shoes..Oh sorry just love shoes…i so agree with you about the yucky flavors of some of those jelly beans….although that was so sweet of the Master that collared you to give you jelly beans..:D aww i think that sweet…
I would totally take the jelly belly’s. I like cantalope but I hate buttered popcorn and tutti fruiti (although they might have gotten rid of that one). Cotton candy and tangerine are my favorites, although juicy orange has it’s points. Berry blue is pretty awesome, as are the coffee flavors together. At some candy stores you can get like a mix of just coffee types or just fruity types or just soda types. Jalepeno is nasty, but I can deal with margarita, although pina colada and strawberri daqueri are better. Did you know that pina colada has a cocunut center and the shell is just lemon?
Okay, so I just might love jelly belly’s like you love chocolate :) And I really could go on forever about these.
And congrats about all of the entries and comments and such :)
Jelly Bellies
Now, being “from out of town” I wouldn’t know a “Jelly Belly” if it jumped up and bit me on the arse :)
Personally I never did get heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, over-priced and taste awful. Just a box of “Thornton’s Continentals” for the other half, when I can afford ‘em. Do you have Thornton’s over there? Now that is chocolate.
I gotta say, the thought of your now-nads-less cat boinking his still-nursing sister sent me into a fit of giggles. Really, though, I can’t blame the poor guy for trying to repopulate the world before his balls were cut off. *snicker*
flucking LJ ate my last response to this so here goes take 2..
Wow you’ve been busy and thanks for the info on the jelly beans.. i’m doing WW so every calorie counts.
Hope you get to get extra icons.. icons are gooooood.
Have a good weekend yerself.
Hugs
Two cotton candies with one lemon = pink lemonade! My favorite!
:)
I’m so glad to hear you sounding perky and happy! Have a wonderful weekend with your Master!!
~turkey girl
Five words:
chocolate pudding flavored jelly bellies.
Mmmmmmm.
The V day post was WONDERFUL– i am jealous that you thought of it and had the time (neither is on my list)… we had a long week, a great Weekend, found out some ugly things about our community, and i am making haste to catch up on the soap opera lives of my buds on line…have just enough sex to last until WED, and need a Kaya fix now…
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