Too Sexy For My Blog
According to Lexi and Chloe anyway, who awarded me with being made of sexay. God love ‘em.
“This award comes with some rules. You are to list 5 sexy things about yourself and pass it on to 4 other people.”
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5 sexy things about myself.
Erm.
If there were one word in the entirety of the English language that I would not apply to myself, it would be sexy. I generally see myself as a bit of a fumpy housewife. I mean, I’m lucky to make it out of my sweatpants by mid-afternoon. Susan Boyle has nothing on me (except for that whole kissing thing, of course).
But I’ll play by the rules (unlike SOME people *cough*Chloe*cough*).
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Sexay Number One: My Slippers
Subtle’s bitch boots be damned! These are the bomb. ;)
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Sexay Number Two: My Sense of Humor
I crack myself up!
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Sexay Number Three: Gardening is sexy.
That look on my face? Not so much.
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Sexay Number Four: The “I’m sorry, Master” puppy-dog look.
It’s perfect! Gets him every time!
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Sexay Number Five: Wanton Cock-sucker
My mad skillz. Let me show you them.
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Now, to pass the buck-
1. Zille Defeu. (Have you seen her pictures? She’s a hottie and a half.)
2. A View From the Floor. (I’ve seen Carrie naked. I’ve seen Carrie get beat. I’ve seen Carrie cry. I dream about Carrie.)
3. Lessons Learned. (I’ve also seen Leesa naked and getting hurted. That was hot, too, but what makes the whole thing with them so fucking hot is what her and Phrank get up to. God dayum. They’re living out my fantasy, the lucky bastards. I don’t think she’s much for playing blog games, but no matter. I’m just going to picture her locked up in the cage under the desk with red stripes all over her body and smile. Plus, she farms in the nude. How hot is THAT?)
This next one is private but she’s going public soon. I’ll let everyone know when she opens up. She’s very much worth waiting for, trust me on this!
4. Married Man’s Fucktoy. (She posts pictures. And she posts video clips. But hotter than those two things are her *words*. Good God Almighty can this girl reach down into the very root of your masochistic little soul and tickle it, just by stringing sentences together. I luffs her.)
~cunt
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Friday May 1st, 2009 6:16am
The slippers. They’re….magnificent. I thought my Shrek ones were sexy, but I was so wrong. I covet. BTW, ny eyes are bleary from reading HP fanfic, which I did not know existed until yesterday. It is somewhat helping my sadness that the last book is long over and done for me.
Shrek slippers! I want! :D
Oh my that I’m sorry Master look is fantastic! I think I need to practice mine because I suck at, well, all of it at the moment.
Aww. Now some certain kinds of sucking is a good thing! Do more of the good sucking and less of the bad sucking and the suckage starts to go away. ;-)
I’m going to sulk in the corner. I needz ur cocksucking skillz. I really really need them. Please compress into a small pill and post it to me. I’d like to give Master ONE good blowjob, just ONCE. Please?
I miss blogging :-)
Love love love the pics! Great qualities!
so… where did you see Leesa naked and getting hurt and how come no one invited me…sniff
Mine has no password anymore.
Just saying.
And all a y’all are welcome over here.
OMG i seriously need some of those slippers. I wonder if they make them in pink and black lol
You’re definitely sexy
No question about it!
Thanking you for this award *blush* I’m, like, so honored. Seriously. Thank you.
ps- your puppy dog face is almost too cute! Where’s the crying-lips-twisted-in-agony face? Mascara smudged and begging for mercy face? *big grin*
You’re so lovely. xoxx to you.
The Married Man’s Fucktoy blog is password protected for now and this won’t change for a few more days per my Owner’s wishes. However, by the middle of May, it is hoped that it will once again be public domain. I appreciate everyone asking for entry into it but I promise that everyone can have access within just a few more days.
A special thank you, once again, for the Sexy award. I’ll get to posting my sexy 5 :-)
–toy
Damn, those slippers are sexier than my bitch boots…but I’ve got some slippers that rival those ones. Remember my ?
And I’ve always loved your sense of humour! You are da bomb 8)
im jealous- kitten has bitch boots and you have the most adorable slippers! i only have socks- my family calls them grinch socks cause they’re so thick..lol.
love the pics as always girly-girl! veryyyy sexy and hot!
hugs,
Hisflower
duh, that was me up there being all anonymous..lol… forgot to sign in..lol
more hugs..
I happen to think your gardening pic is A.Dorable. And srsly jealous of the slippers, I have to steal my son’s G I Joe tank slippers, we only wish they had nerf guns in the turret–wouldn’t that be cool to stomp your feet & launch a nerf dart?
not enough coffee yet, no brain matter to share
Thank you, kaya dear!
I’m just catching up with my friend’s blogs now, so this is the first time I’ve seen this … it makes me all smiley and blushy to be described by you as “a hottie and a half” — thank you!
(It does remind me of one time when I was working at the peepshow, and an enthusiastic customer described me as “a peach and half” — it’s that added .5% that really makes the compliment!!!) ;)
I aboslutely LOVE your “I’m sorry, Master” face. Simply adorable. He’d have to be made of stone not to fall for it at least sometimes.
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