TMI Tuesday
I’m jumping on the TMI bandwagon for lack of anything more exciting to blog about. 
1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
Assholes. Really. They’re just not pretty no-how.
2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
Over! For the love of God! O-V-E-R! If I’m at your house and it’s under – I’m changing it. It is THAT important to me.
3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
Hee. Yeah. Me and Master can be naughty and immature like that. 
4. Did your parents have a “birds & bees” talk with you? If so, at what age?
No. I was indoctrined to the ways of the birds and the bees before I could tie my own shoes. Probably, I could teach them a thing or two by now. 
5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?
Blah. I don’t know. My world is rocked pretty frequently anyway.
Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?
Orgasms. Pain. Sweat. Shower. Nap.
Not necessarily in that order.
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Today is Am’s 16th birthday. She’s having a party this weekend (oh fun).
I really wanted to post a picture of her because she’s so beautiful but I ain’t even in the mood for the “omg! you posted a picture of your kid on a sex site! Bad mom! wah-wah-wah-wah!” type comments. But you can email me if you wanna.
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You know how when you think you’ve gotten away with slacking, like you’ve done just enough that *maybe* it looks like you’ve still done everything you’re supposed to do and since men are meh-iffy sometimes on noticing these domestic things and so you feel a *little* bit guilty, a little bit relieved and just a little bit sneaky, too?
And then, just out of the blue, a couple days later, you surprise him with an unasked-for bowl of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup ice cream and he grins and says “Now, THIS makes up for everything you didn’t do last week, cunt.” and you just kind of stand there with that deer-in-headlights look.
You know?
So, off of the internet I go and busy with the chores I am.
~cunt
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Tuesday February 10th, 2009 11:38am
I’m SOOOOOO with you on the matter of toilet paper! Paper put on under does not survive contact with me!
I think it’s a clear majority that toilet paper goes over. We so win.
Happy Birthday to Am. Sweet 16…wow time flies.
TP goes over, cats be damned. Although if one of the boys actually changes the roll in a bathroom that’s not in their room, I quietly change it to over if its wrong. Yes, I said it. Over is correct, under is incorrect left right, front, or back. Hey, I was raised poor, in the country, and I’m old so I recall an outhouse with a Sears and Roebuck catalog as paper when TP ran low.
I’m with you on the TP thing, too. My ex insisted that it should be under.. said anyone with cats should know better than to put it over. So we had toilet paper wars. I put it right whenever I went to the bathroom, and he messed it up when he went.
There’s a reason he’s my ex.
lmao
I can just see that on the divorce papers. Irreconcilable differences and toilet paper wars, your honor.
*snicker*
Oh, good GOD, the toiletpaper! How hard is it? If the holder is on the left, it goes OVER. If it’s on the right, it goes UNDER. Geddit?! *gives mean stare to the cleaning ladies of the world*
And yes, I’d love to have a picture of Am! She’s sixteen already? Seriously, I keep thinking she’s still 14, and that you’re having that “Oh my god, she got a girlfriend, what if people hurt her for it?”-freak. You’ve got my email, right?
How did it go with the old, angry cat at the center, btw?
Over on the left, under on the right? I’ve never heard that one before, and would love to hear the logic behind it!
Cat owner here…it definitely goes under. (My cats don’t know their left from right.)
It took my cats all of 3 seconds to figure out how to continue to unroll it from under.
My cats unrolled our TP once. I got them with the squirt bottle and its never happened since.
BTW- (cuz I said this on my TMI Tuesday post)
O V E R !!!!! It has to be over regardless of where the damn roller is hung. My OCD won’t allow it to be ANY other way!!!!
I’m so with you, but I have CDO, with the letters in alphabetical order like they’re supposed to be. LoL
LOL!!
Actually, only one of my cats is obsessed with the toilet paper. He’ll unroll it if it’s over, and if it’s hanging under, he’ll just shred the roll. It’s really a no-win situation!
We have this nifty thing set up that I found at Ikea….it’s a black bar that sticks out about 3 inches from the wall with 4 hanging hooks that come down from it and can be taken off/slid around. Each one of those holds 3 rolls vertically and they turn perfectly without the cats being able to unravel them.
If the cats do manage to get a hold of a stray end, all it does is tear off and they have a few squares to play with for a bit. Plus, when it is full it looks nice and you don’t have to replace any tp for a long time with 16 rolls available.
….now if I could just convince my pet that you use up the already started roll before starting on another….
The logic is this:
Right handed people usually pull the paper a certain way. When it’s on the left and goes over, or on the right and goes under, you don’t waste paper. Ever been to a toilet and tried to snatch the paper off, and it just keeps coming? Yes. That’s the effect you avoid.
And, about cats: Anyone want our toiletpaperholder? It doesn’t budge. Unless ur humin.
It would take me longer to find your email address than for you to tell me what it is..lol. Or shoot me an email (kaya at underhishand dot com)
Angry cat at the center? Refresh my memory.
Aww, maybe she wasn’t so angry? The one you wanted to take home?
six_three_five@hotmail.com, that’d be the one.
toilet paper… Who cares? There are so many other things to do, I can’t imagine changing something that was fine, if by chance someone else was to replace the TP.
Are you people compulsive about cupboards and closets and drawers too? Just curious….
sin
Yes. I am.
Depends what closet /cupbaord /drawer it is though. Like, the downstairs closet, I could just care less what it looks like. The junk drawer is.. well, junky.
The silverware drawer has to be just so. The cupboards are just so. The bathroom cabinets are just so. Dresser drawers and bedroom closet are pristine.
Kids rooms? Meh. I don’t even think they use their closets and drawers…lol
Jes almost *always* puts the toilet paper under. I’ve asked her to stop putting the paper on the roll. I’d rather do it myself, tyvm.
I need a slave like you – I am such a shitty housekeeper. I used to be OCD LOL
but TP – definitely OVER
Oh… it’s really funny your life, kaya!
i found your blog half year ago… and will keep reading it…
Over on the left, under on the right. Remembering back to my child hood and the out door dunny it was on a piece of wire on the back of the door …. how the hell do I hang it in that instance????
Oh and seriously I am an over person to my grave I always thought people were mentally deficient when they put it under. So I asked 1 of them and they said they never thought about it!! Can you believe it??
Oh and for the record I was in the bathroom at the Sheraton hotel (5 star) in town 1 night and the cleaner had just been in. Not only was it over but he had folded the first piece in from both sides making a triangle shape and giving a nice point (top left corner to bottom right corner then top right corner to bottom left corner).
Something to remember if guests are coming over.
Birthday photos please!
perverselove@gmail.com
Kaya,
I used t be an “under because of the cats” person, but discovered that only works with declawed cats. Now I’m ecstatic if someone just remembers to bring more into the bathroom in the first place (the 36 pack from costco doesn’t fit in the bathroom).
Dave
I’m an over the top person too. Used to have to replace empty rolls
in about 40 restrooms. Always put it over the top. What I never could get was why people who must change the roll at home from time to time, would never change it at work even when a fresh roll
was sitting on the top of the tank. Listen people; THERE IS NO TP FAIRY TO DO IT FOR YOU !!
*puts hand up as a TP-has-to-go-OVER’ girl*
(and yes, i change wrong way round ones too!
)
happy birthday to Am
OK now I know I am never letting you see a picture of my asshole!
Well, T.P is over……and happy birthday to Am….Karen
Assholes are made beautiful by the person who owns them being lovely in one’s sight. Which is to say a random one is no big deal, but on my sub….ah. Different matter. Of course, I love and adore just about everything about him. (grin)
TP….(goes and looks) Most of the time we are more worried about there being some in there, versus how it’s hung. But it appears to be hanging over. None of the three cats are TP shredders, but I suppose that since we have one who does her business in the bathtub, there’s some sort of karmic equality thing going on.
Yup! TP should be over! This is very important!
And like Cuffs_little_b, I like your blog too. I’ve been reading it for 6-8 months or so I think, and I never get tired of what you have to say! I’m so glad things are going better for you all, and I hope the birthday is great! 
Cat
Heh our TP roll has to sit on the back of the toilet cuz our toiet paper dispenser wall thingy just keeps breaking off the wall
I think I’ll be the voice of dissidence and say UNDER. Always under. (I have no cats.)
Reece’s peanut butter cup ice cream? My god, I’m glad we haven’t got THAT over here. I’d be the size of a hippo! We only got the peanut butter cups here in the last couple of years, and frankly it’s bad enough resisting those.
Happy Birthday to Am!!
Happy Birthday to your Birthday Girl!
I’d like to see the picture perty please
Wow, I have been reading you since you used to write on section 12. Just usually a quiet reader.
I would love to see the pics of Am. Sweet 16!!
abitcurious212@aol.com
Thanks Kaya!!
I sent out pics to those who asked for one. If I missed you, poke me.
Penguin feels the same way about TP. My TP doesn’t really go on a roll at the moment since the roll thingy is hidden under my towels. Stupid apartment design.
Anyways, I’m so betting Am looks gorgeous. And I wish her a happy sweet 16!