Titles are so last year!
Master is working this weekend (boo) so I have nothing but time on my hands. I’m gonna fill up on some memes, some pointless babbling, and then, later, (today or tomorrow) I’m gonna shoot y’all some porn (and it’s not me! Another boo!).
I think we need to make some porn though. After watching some of what I’m going to show you later, I’m feeling quite neglected and horny and very much like stomping my feet and demanding that he “play with meee! Wah!” Not that that works or anything but that’s how I feel. I ain’t gonna lie.
Yesterday, I had a big resurgence of masochism. It’s been pretty low-key, as I’ve shared here, almost to the point of Do-Not-Wantism rather than masochism. But yesterday it all kind of bubbled up to the surface and now it’s just slowly simmering. I haven’t had this itchy, twitchy feeling in my panties in a looooong time. It feels kinda weird actually.
What was the big event that sparked the masochism tango in my spankies? Hee. I’ll tell ya!
I was making dinner. Roasted red pepper, asparagus and mozzarella cheese stuffed chicken breast with fettucini alfredo on the side. Wanna see?? It was uber-yummy!
First, you pound out some chicken breasts. I sprinkled them with an Italian seasoning/parmesan cheese/chives mixture on both sides. Then add in a couple of asparagus spears, a pepper slice and some mozz. cheese. Roll up, stab with some toothpicks to hold it together, drizzle with olive oil and bake at 350F for, oh, 20-30 minutes or until done.
Here’s the precooked look.
Here’s the finished look.
It was so nummy. But I digress. Enough of the noms.
So I was standing at the counter, pounding out the chicken breasts, right? And, you know, I was all alone and, admittedly, I’m getting a little stir crazy, a little cabin fever taking root as winter never ends up here in No Man’s Land, and I talk to myself. In LOLCat language. I guess maybe I figure my cats can understand me if I speak in their native tongue. That way I’m not really talking to myself. I’m talking to *them*.
They do look at me like I’m insane so they could be listening!
Hush.
Anyway, the cats are terrified, either because I’m talking to them or because I’m rattling the windows with my earnest meat flattening, hard to say really, and it amused me that they were all poofed up and hunkered down and wild eyed, stalking around the house trying to flush out the enemy. So I started brandishing the meat tenderizer at them and going, “Ahh! I are teh skeery meat lady!” *Slam!* “I will beat you with my skeery hammeh!” *Wham!*
I’m beating the bloody hell out of the chicken breasts. “I are teh Chicken Boob Sadist! I will mangle your titties! Grrrs!” *BamBamBam!*
And then I held up my little wooden meat tenderizer and I thought, now why in the HELL is this neat-o toy NOT IN THE TOYBOX!?!?!
Just like that, I bubbled. Yep. Bubbled over with masochistic need.
This?
Will be in the toybox. And I will have my breasts tenderized. Probably not quite as mangled as I did that poor chicken, but close. I hope.
I has needs!
Dinner was good though. Really. ;-)
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Speaking of the cats, Loverboy (orange kitty) has been acting up the last few days. He wanders around the house yowling (and he’s fixed so no chance of being randy), and we call him over and he comes and lets us pet him for a second and then he resumes his prowling and yowling.
He tore the shit out of Am’s lunchbag. Like, shredded it. He dumped over the water dish. He paces up and down the stairs, to the bird channel window, to the door, to the bedroom, to the food dish but doesn’t eat, to the bathroom, in and out of the cupboards, back to the stairs…
I think he’s looking for Sutter. :-(
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I was tagged! By TakenByLovely.
List five songs you’re REALLY into right now and then tag 5 more people:
1. Single Ladies- Beyonce. (It’s not the song so much, other than that it gets stuck in my head, but the video! All that ass-shaking and air humping, my eyes become glued to the screen.)
2. I’m Yours- Jason Mraz (for the same reason that I like that Hawaiin dude’s version of Over the Rainbow.)
3. I’ve Been Loving You Too Long- Otis Redding (this is a crap video but I can’t find a good one. Love this song though. One of my all-time favorites ever.)
4. Pretty Pink Rose- Ashton Allen (I don’t think this song is very popular. I had to upload it myself to get in on youtube, and though it says it’s like 7 minutes long, the song is the usual length of 3 and a half minutes or so. The rest of the time is dead air. I dunno why nor do I care enough to fix it. I really can’t say why this song appeals to me. Just.. the melody, the smoothness of his voice. I dunno. It just do!)
5. Oh, Darlin’- Robin Gibb. (Again, not the best video. Just, yanno, don’t look at him. Just listen.)
I tag everyone. 5 times.
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The Controversial Survey
Would you do meth if it was legalized?
I would not.
Abortion: for or against?
Against.
Would our country fall with a woman president?
Yep.
Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. But I think the cases it’s used in should be absolute.
Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
No.
Do you believe in God?
No.
Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes already. Preferable before my daughter is in love and of legal age to marry.
Do you think its wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?
No, not wrong. I wish they’d do it legally though.
A 12 year old girl has a baby..should she keep it?
I guess that depends on her parents, as they’ll be the ones raising it and paying for it. But, yes, if she wants it, she should keep it.
Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?
Well, I think that either the legal adult age needs to be raised to 21 or the drinking age lowered to 18. Preferable, raise the adult age. But the spread between the two makes little sense to me.
Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Before it even started actually.
Assisted suicide is illegal..do you agree?
No.
Do you believe in spanking children?
I do, but with lots of qualifiers. The childs age, how it’s done, what it’s done with- that sort of thing. I don’t necessarily think that physical punishment is the answer for every mistake, but when you need to make a point pretty quickly, a swat on the ass can sometimes shock them into listening better.
Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I probably would do just about anything for a million dollars, though if I did this one, I’d have to be prepared to be disowned by both Master and my dad. Soooo… No. I wouldn’t.
A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children in a temporary insanity case, Do you agree?
I agree with the defense of temporary insanity in some cases, however, I don’t agree with that equalling getting off punishment free. If not life in prison, then life in a mental institution. Whatever.
Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I am not afraid of it, no.
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Amusing (to me) story:
Master, and the rest of us but Master started it, likes to snack on peanuts. So we buy them in these big ginormous bags from Menards. But we’re dorks, right, so we don’t call them peanuts. We call them penis.
As in: Hey, anyone want some penis?
And: Who took the bowl of penis??!
And: Am, they’re gonna kick you out of the Lesbian Club if you keep sucking on penis.
In the store: I found the penis! Penis over here! Penis in aisle 3!
And: I could really sink my teeth into some penis right about now. *nom nom nom*
Hee. Anyway, it’s become stupidly normal to call peanuts penis, we all do it without even thinking about. So last weekend, Am had a friend over and they were sitting at the table working on a homework project. I walked into the living room and the coffee table was a damn mess. Peanut parts scattered all over!
So I holler through the house, “Who in the hell left penis tracks all over the damn coffee table!?”
Am answers back, “The cats were playing in the penis and tracked it all over, Mom.”
And this poor girl (snicker) gets this terrified expression on her face, her mouth drops open, and she’s looking back and forth from me to Am to me to Am and she whispers to Am, “Did your mom just ask you about putting a PENIS on the coffee table??”
We cracked UP. Omg. Freakin’ hilarious. And she’s just staring at us like we’re fucking crazy. Took a few minutes to explain the whole penis-peanut connection and then she was fine, but oh lordy, I forget that not everyone is as weird as we are.
And it isn’t that she was offended that we say penis. She’s 17 and I’ve been with her and her mother and I know they talk about penis, too. It was just the context of it I guess.
Too funny.
Well. Anyway. This is the longest bullshit post in the history of ever so I’m done now. :D
Saturday March 28th, 2009 9:46am 
OOH…srsly…never thought of a meat tenderizer in that capacity! Way to go, kaya! LOL I hope it’s everything you dreamed it would be >.<
And I so wanna steal your stuffed chicken breast recipe and make it for my Daddy. Omfg. He would die. LOL but that requires time, none of which I have because I’m in college and have been out for about a month due to surgery, so I’m playing catch-up. And not the yummy kind (haha…get it? Ketchup=catch up…okay maybe that was only funny to me LOL). But someday…I will make it!
And about Loverboy, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was looking for Sutter. When my dog Mo-Mo died, the other dogs and cats moped around the house and my mutt Sprinkles, who had been with Mo since the beginning, slept on Mo’s pillow in the corner by the fridge every night, and you could tell by the look in her eyes that she was so sad…animals grieve and miss their buddies too. I hope you and your Master are holding up okay. Again, I am so sorry that happened, and you guys did the right thing. The right decisions are usually the hardest. My prayers are with you.
“(haha…get it? Ketchup=catch up…okay maybe that was only funny to me LOL).”
LOL!!
I distinctly remember some of my friends being horrified when my mother and I would talk very matter-of-factly about sex, blowjobs, masturbation, etc. I attribute my open views of sex to my mother, while most of them are still calling girls with more than one sex partner sluts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHmx55yZhNI&feature=related
Oh man! He was great. And did you see his abs? I am so jealous. I want.
Did you watch the little girl doing it? I don’t like to link to little kids youtube clips from here, but you should be able to find it from your link. She’s a-dor-a-ble!
When I read you liked that song, I got the mental image of you doing the dance, and S looking vaguely disturbed, in my head. And yeah, I’ve seen it. She’s cute!
On a random note:
WE’RE GETTING CAAAAAAAAAAAAATS! Not the ones we thought we were getting, but we’re getting caaaaats!
Here they are. Sweet Michelle:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/Dakrish/20070308087.jpg
And diva Disa:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/Dakrish/Disa1.jpg
I’m getting them tomorrow! Weeeeeeee! *runs happily around in a circle*
They’re five year old ragdolls, btw. Michelle is a turtroise (sp?) bicolour and Disa is a blue colourpoint. *wubs* They’re so going to be worth the eight hour trip to go get them!
Oh dear. I wrote this before I read about your kitty. I’m sorry… I haven’t given you my condolances for Sutter, and I’m doing that now. :(
S’okay. Thank you sweetheart. :)
Yay! It’s tomorrow here so do you have them now!? Lucky you! :-)
Yes! I haz them! They is cute! They is enormous, fluffy hairballs of shedding! :D
sixthreefive,
Cute kitties! Wowser. I want to hold and cuddle them and get their fur all over my clothes.
Dave
My family would totally freak out my little sister’s and my friends. My ‘rents have no problems with frank discussions of sex or, um, other bodily functions, at the dinner table — no topic was taboo, not even raunchy sex jokes or scatological humour. (The only thing it was best to keep away from was politics, as Dad’s a Republican, and Mom’s a Dem, and so political stuff could get a little too hot to handle pretty quickly.)
My family is really, really odd (which *starts* to explain me!) and we really didn’t even know what “normal” looked like. There is a family story of one time on vacation, when I was about 16/17, my Mom, lil sis, lil sis’s friend, and I were in a restaurant. I was stuck with my family, bored, and doing the teen “I don’t wanna be here!” thang, so I’d brought a book to read during lunch, to avoid actual discussion with anyone. What I was reading was Anaïs Nin’s “Delta of Venus,” with a sexy cover that literally proclaimed “EROTICA!” And then I ordered a dozen oysters for lunch (hey — if I was stuck eating with my family, at least they were paying and I might was well take advantage of that!), and was sitting there, with the book in front of my face, slurping up oysters.
Turns out friend of my sister’s had A.) never seen anyone brashly read erotica in front of not only a restaurant but one’s own mother to make it all the more shocking, and B.) she’d never encountered raw oysters before. (And, to be honest, they do indeed look quite a bit like a shell full of snot!) I was oblivious, pointedly stuck in my book, but my mom later reported that with each oyster I ate, this gal’s eyes would follow my hand from picking up the oyster, to me slurping it down, and each time her eyes just got bigger and bigger! She just couldn’t process it all!
And speaking of penis, uh, I mean “peanuts”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sH9lYCMf1w
Ack! Oysters! Blech! Patooey!
;)
Love the LOLCat speak, ahaha. As you know, we talk to our cats and each other in LOLSpeak way too much. The cats mainly look at us like we’ve lost our minds but we’re laughing too hard to care, heh.
Pretty Pink Rose! I WORE THAT OUT A FEW YEARS AGO! Dan was like, are you going to PLAY anything else ever and who the FUCK is this guy? I said, I don’t even know but I lubs lubs his purdy voice. And my next fav song of his, Prodigal Son. (Okay, I just put on Prodigal Son and now I’m crying, it’s so beautiful, I cry these days over the WIND changing, I swear!)
I almost never do memes but those are both good ones; I’m so doing them when I get a moment.
*snorts of laughter at the peanuts/penis* That so totally sounds like our house too when the kids were growing up (and even still!). AHAHAHAHAHA! I wish more people were less uptight about talking about such things with their kids; our kids know SO MUCH more than we give them credit for.
SixThreeFive, congrats! Excited for you!
You know there is this one woman (who I wont link to because I hate her. And fer real, I don’t hate many people. I’m pretty accepting of other people’s bitchy side because mine is so prevalent. But her I hate. With an unhealthy passion.)
Anyway.. she says my kid is a pregnant drop out *because* I’m so open.
Yeah. Whatever.
Fuck her. That’s not being “bitchy”, that’s just being stupid. So, is that why Gov. Palin’s daughter got pregnant TOO? ‘Cause she was too “open”? Kids will be kids; you do your best as a parent but they are STILL going to go out and do stupid shit; whether conservative or Christian or Pagan or liberal or poor or rich or educated or whatever. Unfortunately it takes only seconds for kids to make major decisions that can affect them for the rest of the lives and NO PARENT should ever go after another parent for the stupid decisions your kids can make on their own.
All parents need to take a deep breath and look back at their own teen years and remember what you were like back then. How many times did you do something stupid and dangerous and it had NOTHING to do with your parents but with *you*? Maybe you were lucky and you got through it or maybe you weren’t lucky but was it *really and truly* because of your parents? Maybe for some it was but I remember being that age and I clearly remember making decisions that I knew my parents wouldn’t agree with.
I’d ask for the link but then I’d obsess on her blog and probably say something snotty and I just don’t need the grief, you know?
I’m sorry she said that, Kaya, but pay no attention; she’s wrong.
Doesnt matter about commenting. She doesnt let any comment through that isn’t sucking her ass..lol
She locks most everything anyway. The only time she posts publically is when she wants to bash someone. It’s so funny too, because she’ll go on and on about how she *never* has time to read stupid blogs and she’s SO busy being teh uber-slave and she just doesn’t get how other so-called slaves have time to waste on the internet posting blogs every day because she is TOO BUSY slaving – and then she’ll go on and bitch about everything that she’s read in other people’s blogs…lol I’m like, omg! you dumb bitch! Argh!
Oh. And then she says she doesn’t bash people. It doesn’t serve her well to do so. *face palm*
I swear she’s semi-retarded or something.
I love that song, “I’m Yours.” I hear it at work. There’s another one I really like too…”Come on Get Higher” by Matt Nathanson. Reminds me of Daddy, but it’s basically in a folder of music I hear at work and hate to admit liking.
I know it was just a survey, but no one’s FOR abortion. Some of us just think it’s a viable option…but we don’t go around championing it, yanno? Pro-choice, not pro-abortion and all that.
The penis conversation CRACKED ME UP. Of course, that’d be my house…there’s no holds barred between my mother and I, it’s just how it’s always been. Surely kidlet will catch on soon enough, too.
And bubbling masochism? Oh boy. I can relate. Just recently, I think since the party we went to last Satruday and the subsequent conversations and fights (unrelated) I feel like…whoa. I don’t even know how to describe it, but it’s pretty weird coming from someone who’s a certified pain pussy.
Oh! I like that song too!!
*tentatively holds up hand*
Actually, I am pro-abortion. I know that’s considered un-PC but I don’t see anything wrong with it, sorry.
If I truly thought it was wrong, I wouldn’t support abortion at all.
“Actually, I am pro-abortion.”
I love you anyway. None of us are perfect. ;-)
lawls!
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, but I don’t think that every single fetus created should be aborted, which is the sense I get when I hear “pro-abortion.” I’m pro-choice, I’m pro-available-abortion. *Shrugs* Just a little semantics peeve of mine. Of which there are MANY lol.
Hey!
I’m a long time reader. I have been reading you for years lol, but anyway, I just wanted to throw my two cents in aotu your cat. I used to have a dog named Benjamin, and him and my male cats were buds, they slept together, ate together, fought everything, and when Benji died, George wasn’t the same, he would mope around, didnt want the other cats near him, it was so depressing. Eventually he got better, but that was after he started taking care of kittens. It sound sweird, btu a stray cat by our house had kitties and refused to take care of them, not out of being a bitchy cat, but becaseu she had a severe disease and was dying. So the hor that they were born, George took to the 3 surviving kitties and rasied them. He cleaned them right frm the womb and now four years later, they are all in love with him and he’s happy again. I know it’s kind of unrelated, but in the long run of things, I just wanted to say that your cat well cheer up soon.
Thanks. I’m sure it’ll pass. I hope I don’t have to resort to getting kittens..lol
Hi Kaya,
Oh certainly, Loverboy is looking for Sutter. I’ve seen that time and time again with cats when “their” dogs go away.
My friend Mike had an older dog called Skipper when he adopted an adult cat named Nikki who had obviously been around dogs before. I went over there the first night Nikki came to stay and she was already purring at and rubbing against Skippy…who had the most bemused look on his face…as if to say, “well hello there! And you are?…I was gonna bark but you’ve quite taken the wind out of my sails.”
Skipper died and Mike got another dog pretty quickly, a one-year old lab and Nikki was mad at Mike for about three months…would not sit on his lap, purr, hang out with him. She looked all over for Skipper for quite a while too.
I’ve noticed Loverboy sniffing and laying in Sutter’s favorite spots. No doubt he’s confused as to where he’s disappeared to. Poor baby.
one of my cats did that too.. would go thru the house and gather all of his toys and hold them and just yeowl.. it only lasted a short while.. it’s just the grieving process.. and i am so sorry for your loss..
on a lighter note.. my nephew.. used to call his and everyone elses penis.. his peanut.. kind of made me giggle seeing it in reverse in your house..
LOL
My son called his “his peeper”.
OH and the Robin Gibb “Darling”; I love that movie so much! It’s the worst/bestest movie ever made, “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band”. Nobody can act worth a damn and the story is stupid but I own the movie on DVD and I’ve watched it dozens of times at least. Ray and I used to watch it allll the time; that and Jesus Christ Superstar. I don’t know why; both movies just crack us up and the music isn’t bad.
Ditto on Loverboy; he’s upset about Sutter; our cats do that too. I had one cat mourn his buddy for months, off and on. Crying at night, looking for him. Heartbreaking.
I have never seen that movie. But I DO like Jesus Christ Superstar.
JCS. We try to watch it around every Eastertime. :) Love it.
As a solution to Sutter (I don’t mean that as awfully as it sounds, though), has your Master kept some of his hair? Something I’ve looked into before is getting carbon from my cat made into a diamond when he dies. It’s pricey, yes, but I think it would be a nice gesture to have his diamond put in a ring or a pendant so he could always be with me.
My first cat (Cha-cha) did the same thing when my abuelo died, because she was more his cat than anyone else’s. But when we gave her his jacket, she was happier. Try seeing if you can find something that Sutter used, to give to Loverboy?
We didn’t think to keep any hair, though I’m sure if I scrape the couch cushions I can come up with some..lol
I am considering making/buying one of those walk-way stones and putting some sort of remembrance/memorial thing on it. Maybe with his dog tags? Or a picture. I think Master would like that.
“I haven’t had this itchy, twitchy feeling in my panties in a looooong time. It feels kinda weird actually”
tis teh sasscrotch.
*nods sagely*
*snort*
Think there’s bugs living in there??
OMG…meat tenderizers and penis nuts had me about wetting my pants laughing. I *heart* you. And that chicken recipe looks AMAZING!!! I will try it soon.
xxoo
pixie
The recipe really was good. Next time, I think I might skip the pepper though. None of us are real crazy about peppers anyway and it was a pretty strong flavor. I’ll add more cheese, that was barely noticable. I think broccoli and cheese would be yummy. B-man suggested I stuff them with mashed potatoes and corn next time because, you know, vegetables are made of poison or something when you’re 14.
:)
Kaya, Did you flatten out the chicken, as in like butterfly it and then stuff them..or just push the veggies through like a skewer? I be confuzed!
I didn’t butterfly it, meaning I didn’t slice it lengthwise and lay it open. I just laid it down and pounded the fuck out of it until it was flattened, laid the veggies on it and rolled it up like a burrito!
I tried this recipe! EVERYONE LOVED IT!! I made 2 with asparagus and mozzarella cheese and 2 with broccoli and cheddar/Colby cheese…they were great! Thanks!!
kaya your starting to show signs of cabin fever in your long rambling post, did you note on the calendar the first day it snowed and red circled your expected release from the cabin when the snow melts or have you been keeping a notch on your wooden spoon for the number of days you have been snowed in.
We don’t have snow here in Western Australia, we keep count on the number of days in a row when its 40 degrees celisus plus during summer and the kitten whining can we go to the beach please Master can we go to the beach
kittens_master
Srsly. I’m losing my marbles. *nods*
Speaking of peanut = penis! When my 15 yo daughter was 3 years old she was with her daddy and asked if he had a peanut. He told her that he didn’t, but she insisted that he did. He told her he would buy some at the store the next time he went, but she kept telling him he already had a peanut. So, later when he went to the bathroom, she stuck her head through the door and said, “SEE…Daddy DOES have a peanut!” Hmmm…
OMG lol!!!
LOL! TOO funny! Kids say the funniest shit!
Lol, that’s funny!
Kaya,
Now you’ve done it. I can’t look at anything in the house without thinking how it could be used in play! So, I’m going to curse you with some non-toys for thought. Binder clips, Garlic press, Duct tape, and Wiffle bats.
Yes, your kitty is missing someone and doesn’t know what to do. Having had multiple cats many times in my life, I’ve seen it before. It is more pronunced when the lost pet leaves and never returns, from their point of view.
Well, I’ve been tagged and don’t have a blog, so you get to see it here. Five songs I’m currently into? Hold onto your hats.
1) Hooked on a Feeling by I can’t remember–I mean, how can you not love a tender love song that starts with “Ooga chacka, ooga chacka, ooga ooga ooga chacka.”
2)Ballroom Blitz by Sweet–I don’t know what it is, but this song is just so cool. The visual image you get from “The man in the back said, ‘everyone attack,’ and they turned it into a ballroom blitz,” is just so wicked.
3)Safety Dance by Men Without Hats–this one confuses me since I don’t like dancing, but the video is cool. If you can, find the album cut which has a nice techno beat lead in to the main song.
4)Classical Gas by I don’t remember who–the best instrumental rock song ever made, bar none. Nuff said.
5)I Need a Hero by I don’t remember who again–Almost the song for our time.
BTW we have a radio station out here where one can hear Ballroom Blitz, Safety dance and I need a Hero back to back.
Dave
I had to look up Classical Gas, had no idea that was the name of it. But I agree, terrific song!
I need a hero, from Footloose!? Heh. I just watched that movie not too long ago.
Hooked on a Feeling, the David Hasselhoff version?? LOL. It’s SO corny!
So, okay, your music doesn’t suck. Nice picks. ;-)
Binder clips, Garlic press, Duct tape, and Wiffle bats.
Done them all. LOL
Kaya,
No, not the Hasselhoff version. I think the original was Sly and the family Stones, but I’m horrible at names.
Damn! I thought I had you with the wiffle bat. Now I’ve got to try to think of something you haven’t used. God, this is going to be tough, isn’t it?
Dave
Sad to say, yeah, it probably will be tough. Remember a couple years ago when Master went through that “shove everything in the house up kaya’s cunt” phase? ;-)
Kaya,
Yeah, I do remember that phase. I enjoyed it almost as much as He did I think ;) .
How about these ideas.
Fish hooks (and I mean on purpose during play, not by accident while fishing). I can picture fish hooks throiugh yout tits, pulling up against your bound to the bed body. Or perhaps through your cunt lips, spreading them wide for whatever He want to do to you.
Thumb tacks or push pins. I know you’ve had tacks in the ends of clothes pins, but has he ever just tacked you directly? Like marking important spots on a map (I need to remember to use the misery stick here–red pins; the lexan cane here–yellow pins; etc.) LOL
Enjoy the kinky thoughts
Dave
Oh, Darlin’….Thats the song i sing to my dog like ten times a day!
Love it. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWLw7nozO_U (Texas Flood – SRV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQh112HQsoE (When a Man Loves A Woman – Percy Sledge)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_3k0l3j4I&feature=related (Dengue Woman Blues – Jimmie Vaughn)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7141422579049721202 (Crying – k d lang & Roy Orbison)
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=ray+wylie+hubbard&emb=0# (Choctaw Bingo – Ray Wylie Hubbard, sorry for the awful video but interesting song)
Crying and When a Man Loves a Woman are *beautiful* songs. You have good taste- mostly. ;-)
List five songs you’re REALLY into right now
Fuck You, I’m Drunk – Bondo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvRXAEJM1wI) – because it makes me giggle
S.E.X – Nickelback (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrUBL9MPnYM)
Bad, Bad Girlfriend – Theory of a Deadman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EBZnknhIsI)
Misery Business – Paramore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY10-FT8-HE)
My Boobs Are OK – Lene Alexandra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE&feature=PlayList&p=A1528FA280845BB5&index=0&playnext=1)
Fuck you I’m Drunk? LOL I need to look that one up!
It’s hilarious!
*sings* Fuck you, I’m drunk! Fuck you, I’m drunk! Pour my beer down the sink, I’ve got more in the trunk :)
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