Tips From the Kaya Files
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Tip #759
Bonking Master on top of the head with the empty wrapping paper tube is not “cute”.
He bonks back a lot harder. With a plastic coat hanger.
Hurrumph.
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Tip #760
When sitting in a chair in front of Masterly horndog-types, do not indulge yourself in a mouth-stretching yawn.
He’ll just mount your face.
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Saturday December 19th, 2009 4:01pm
thanks for the tips! i think i’ve already been there done that, but hey, reinforcement is actually helpful!
[rq=1572946,0,blog][/rq]Happy Holidays!
Presumably tip #759 goes along with my own “Ticklish fingers are not as funny to him as they are to you”.
[rq=1573578,0,blog][/rq]Following Orders
OMG….i just spit diet coke all over my screen!! Thanks for the info..and the laugh!!
Happy Holidays!
[rq=1574132,0,blog][/rq]Addendum to Messin’ with my head
These tips are .. fabulous… I can just see tip #760 in action~!!
LMAO
Thanks for the helpful hints! Sometimes we sluts forget a few of the basic rules!
So I lurk, a lot lol But this post I am very able to relate to…
I despise coat-hangers more than the paddle,crop or cane! I H-A-T-E coat hangers! lol
My Master is off drying laundry and I’m sitting here supposed to be doing my homework, but thinking your blog is wayy better than homework! lol And so I read this post and then send him this msg:
meee: LOL
meee: this is from the slave Kaya’s blog:
meee: Tip #759
Bonking Master on top of the head with the empty wrapping paper tube is not “cute”.
He bonks back a lot harder. With a plastic coat hanger.
Hurrumph.
meee: what is it with you Masters and coat hangers?
Master: Lol
meee: no really I’m dying to know
Master: Master secret
meee: ………*cough*bullshit*cough*
Master: No is true
Master: Lol
meee: How can something so small hurt so damn much???
Master: The small area with the speed of the forward momentum
Master: Lol
Seriously though…I don’t get why Masters find Coat-Hangers so appealing.
Anywho, Happy Holidays!
-Izz