Tied to the Whipping Post
Well… if the whipping post were a stove, I would be.
Master is schmoozing his boss by way of my mad kitchen skillz, which of course means that I am schmoozing Master by way of getting up at 5am and chaining myself to the stove.
He came up to me before he left this morning, wrapping his arms around my waist. “They’re counting on you,” he said, referring to the hungry men he works with. “Don’t disappoint them.”
I snorted. “It isn’t them I worry about disappointing!”
“Heh. Don’t even think about disappointing me, cunt.” And then he was gone.
*gulp*
So! 2 hours later and I have 3 dozen biscuits, 6 quarts of sausage gravy and I will be out the door in about 20 minutes, on my way to deliver breakfast for 15 hulking boys.
THEN! I have to get back here and make deli rolls because I’m having the girls over (hee. I like saying that. “The girls”. “My girls”. I haz friends.) for lunch and we’re having deli sandwiches and veggies and dip and we’re doing a craft day! w00t! We’re making wreaths, assuming we create more than we chat. ;-)
Before that though I need to throw dinner in the slow cooker. Beef stew, I think (with the leftover rolls. *nods*). And take the car to the shop (please cross your fingers for a non-expensive fix).
Then it’s back to the store because tomorrow, more schmoozing by way of 3 dozen chicken enchiladas.
Oy. Biscuits and gravy was easy. Chicken enchiladas… not so much.
While I may have used my mad bedroom skillz in all of my pre-Master bdsm fantasies, Master seems to prefer the kitchen skillz.
Should that make me sad? I don’t know. It might. I’ll get back to you on it. ;)
~cunt
ps. I read all the comments and I’ll reply when I can! Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face!
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Thursday October 15th, 2009 5:26am
Whew!
You sure do cook a lot! I don’t think I’d be able to keep up with you ~~
I did love your chili pictures!
Chili spices….chilipowder (1-2 tbsp depending on how spicy you like it, and how much you’re making…add a bit at a time and taste!) Salt, Pepper, garlic powder, chicken soup broth powder (yanno, like…um..bullion cube things? I get it as a powder and add about 1tbsp. Don’t use the cubes because of all the salt) That’s it. When I serve I add cayenne powder to mine and spouse’s bowl before the cheese, kids hate hot so they all pass on it.
I so love how dedicated you are to your stove! You are re-inspiring me to get back to basics! Tonight…corn and potato chowder w/cornbread…yummers….
Nilla
hating how cold it is..2nd frost yuck.
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MMMM this post made me so hungry! You do haz mad kitchen skillz!
i lurve my crock as well, i made a super yummy super easy beef strognoff in it that Aaron really loves and says He could never get sick of :)
ooo and i made apple butter in it over night YUMMMMM it turned out perfect and it was easy, if i knew how to can i could probably make a fortune selling it
i am planing on trying your easy chili next week sometime in my crock, the pics made it look so tasty :)
http://www.foodinjars.com for all your canning fun!
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oooo thank you!
I wish you could teach me your mad kitchen skillz wayz!
Kaya,
Having personally sampled your kitchen skills at Spankfest, I can attest that your chances of disappointing those hulking guys is bery small. I can taste your B&G from here in Washington. Yum, yum.
Dave
mmmmm…biscuits and gravy. My arteries are hardening just thinking about it.
So in addition to being the “Cunt-Extraordinaire”, (not to mention mom, grandmom, craftswoman, gardener, domestic diva, ect..) you are now starting a private catering business I see. Oh wait, your Master started it, you just get to be the underpaid “slave” labor? HAHAHAHAHA. Love it! You won’t disappoint I am sure. Good luck with the car, hope it comes out just like you want. Big hugs.
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You know what they say: “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”. When you get and keep his heart, then you get to play all the other fun stuff!
You know, I totally stole your B&G recipe last time you posted it but I haven’t made it yet ’cause I haz such a lazy. *nods*
But now that you talked about it, I looked it up again (pics and all!) and I’m jonesin’ for sum; loves me that comfort food when it gets cold and nasty out. Nom nom NOM!
I have discovered that satisfying Sir’s desires are pretty equal between the flesh and the stomach. A hungry Sir is never good.
kaya hon, dearest, when you have some time sweetness could I please have your Chicken enchiladas receipe… pretty please…please..when you have time…no preassure… just I would like to make them soonish…like the weekend….or is that pushing it?
Please?
xxxx
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My search skills are obviously lacking cause I can’t find it so I gotta ask.
I’m an Aussie guy (Australian)and have never seen or heard of biscuits and gravy other than on various American blogs. It always sounds delish so given your amazing kitchen skillz may I have your recipe please??
While I’m at it another thing we are deprived of over here is pumpkin pie a thanksgiving staple I believe? Well I love my pumpkin anyway it;s done and would love to try a pumpkin pie so if you’ve got a recipe for that too I’d love a copy
thanks xx
Search for ‘sausage gravy and biscuits’ for what we eat over here. It’s super easy – sausage (I use sage spiced), flour, and milk, with some black pepper. Over fresh biscuits it’s yummy, thick, stick-to-your-ribs comfort food.
You’re on your own with pumpkin pie, I can’t stand the stuff…but http://www.allrecipes.com is a good site for searching around.
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Psst, Becker, it’s on another blog Kaya contributes to. Linky here:
http://domesticservitude.blogspot.com/2009/06/biscuits-and-gravy.html
Thanks Amber for finding it. I meant to earlier as I knew it was over there somewhere.
kaya – you are being a busy domestic girl! yay! I made a wreath – a fall one after you posted your halloween one over on Domestic Servitude. But it didn’t turn out as good as your halloween one.
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Maybe someday i’ll learn how to cook something other than salads, sandwiches, and soup. lol
i saw the pic of all that snow a few posts ago and felt sick to my stomach. :-(
BOOOOOO!!!!
xoxx
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All I have to say is, you’re gonna make him fat.
(Or is he one of those guys who can eat, and eat, and eat and not gain an ounce??)
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Oh B&G! dagnabit I do love ‘em!
and I wondered how I got the Allman Bros “Tied to the Whipping Post” running through my head all day!
Thanks K~~
Nancy, ditto on Allman’s Whipping Post, ahaha!
Amber,
I had NO CLUE WTF I got that song stuck in my head til early this morning when I checked in~~ he he he
I could use a new song.. just saying~
Would you mind sharing your chicken enchilada recipe, please?
Done! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv3RWqFlvJs
i’m so sorry i missed craft day. Can we all do it on a weekend sometime?
How did it go anyway? Did everyone love your food (i’m sure that they did – you are an awesome cook).
Take care…miss you guys *hugs*
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