This is my story and I’m sticking to it!
I wanted to pop on here real quick to apologize for being absent the last few days. I know you all missed me terribly. ;-)
It’s been a long time since I’ve experienced this amount of reluctance to post a series of pictures that Master is insistent upon posting. We’ve been having the same circular argument since New Year’s eve.
me: But.. I don’t like the pictures!
Him: I do.
me: I don’t want to post them!
Him: Sucks to be you.
me: But! I don’t LIKE them!
And round and round it’s went.
~le sigh~
He’s incredibly patient about letting me circle around to accepting that I’m merely delaying the inevitable. While he could simply lay down the “do it NOW” trump card, I think he rather enjoys watching me squirm like this.
So while I’m (silently in my head) flailing my arms and stomping my feet in protest, he’s quietly smirking at my discomfort.
Maybe it’s because we’d taken a bit of a break from posting pics that what I was once numb to has re-opened like a raw wound.
Or maybe it’s because of the fact that the pictures used to be hidden behind a cut and the cut acted as a bit of a “curtain”. If you peeked behind the curtain, you couldn’t complain about what you saw, right? But now there is no curtain and it’s a damn glass house and I’m feeling quite naked here.
Or maybe it’s because this series of pics is vulgar even by my standards. Oy.
But he likes them. So I will post them.
But not today. *snicker*
Part of the reason that I have gotten away with not posting them *yet* is because it has been VERY busy around casa de cunt so I’ve had legitimate cause to say, when he asks why they aren’t up yet, that ‘but I haven’t been online Master!’ Which is true. I haven’t been. Been a very busy bee! No time! Have to run!
And I do. I’m heading out of town today, busy tomorrow too! Can’t do it on Sunday, that’s a holy day. No vulgarity on a holy day! Maybe I can schedule that particular bit of humilation in on Monday. Maybe. No promises. ;-)
~cunt












A lil funny – I put ‘webslit’ as I was logging in. *snickers* I don’t think that’d work.
ANYWAY! If you miss the cuts (and Sir will let ya) you can use the ‘More’ tag through WordPress. Can’t do the text (probably can, but I haven’t bothered to research that yet), so it’ll say whatever my ‘more’ links say in my entries…but at least they’re hidden. *giggles*
And yes…it’s too early yet.
If you’re using the Dashboard to edit, look for the ‘more’ button next to the bold, italics, and schtuff. If you’re not you’ll have to use . *hits send ‘n waits to see if that shows up properly*
Of course it didn’t. You know how we do it, though…it’ll be !–more– (That’s two -s on either side, ’cause they look like one in this stupid thing) with the <>s. And if you’re using Post2Blog, you’ll have to be sure you’re in the HTML tab when you type it in.
It is quite a shock to know that you can actually refuse to post the pictures and keep your audience waiting! Impatiently Yours,
Englishman.
Awww… we miss the pitchers… As I’m certain the people on my website do as well… I am like you… just too busy to post!
Still, I’m interested in what *you* may find too vulgar to post… *shudder*.
You’re using wordpress, right? There IS a cut option for it. Drop me an e-mail and I’ll tell you allll about it. :D
Damn. Your webslut beat me to it, and I didn’t know it because I don’t see the comments when I’m reading from LJ. Here I thought I had a big happy secret for you. Hrmph.
‘s my job to stay on top of such things. *grin*
kaya…anyone ever tell you .. you are a BIG tease??
and btw… the old excuse of not having time just doesn’t work .. especially now you posted that nice long tease………. i do hope your Master checks it out…….. maybe we will get the pics before next week sometime……. sighhhhhhhhhh
morningstar (owned by Warren)
It is so hard to wrap my headaround you being shy or anything being too vulger. I do however agree about the cuts, I often read my friends page on break at work and although this is my computer it can be dicey to open my friends page with naked pics big as daylight. So if he’s taking votes I vote for cuts at least for pictures.
sorry we do not post often but we love your blog and your picks AND YES YOU ARE A TEASE hope to see you in pain soon SMEHusa
Oy! What is it about Masters that make them sadistic teases??? Mine too like to “allow” me to wimper, pout, and squirm until I do as bid… Of course, THEN He delights in reminding me (sometimes weeks later) that I’ve “earned” a punishment.
*soft sigh* maybe it’s because secretly He knows I like the punishments?
I’m tellin’ your master! Sneaky slut.
My vote is also for pictures behind “the cut.” While I thoroughly enjoy your pictures, without “the cut” I can only access your journal when I’m the only person awake in the house. And since that doesn’t happen until late at night, well . . .
You totally need a spankin’ :)
Love ya,
Emilie
Lol, I love it. Your such a tease…Now I want to know whats so vulgur about them…Please post them? I dont care if theres no dancing, drinking, and sex…stuff…on Sundays…Please? *Bats eyelashes*
ok…i popped in thinking your Master would have prevailed by now!! You are such a tease, kaya! i hope everyone is well there and you are enjoying the warmer weather. Off to work with me so i will have to wait until i get home to see just what is “too embarassing” for you!
s/nik