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The Ultimate Question

Team Jon or Team Kate?

I have to know so I can divide you into “Friends” or “Maybe Friends”.

Srsly though. What a clusterfuck have they turned into? See, when I start thinking my own life is too drama-filled, I’ve only to pick up a magazine and see what those two are up to.

I hear now they’re taking Jon out and filming the show from the viewpoint of a single mother. That would probably work if the show had fuck-all to do with the realities of single-parenting. A woman making a rumored 75 GRAND per episode, with nannies and body guard and a whole crew of helpers? Not so much of the single-parenting struggles.

But then I’m a bitch and all, so.. yanno. No sympathy here!

Besides, maybe if SHE hadn’t been such a flaming bitch to Jon, he might not have left her.

Anyway. Enough about them.

Speaking of clusterfucks and bitches, I caused a shit storm on Fet the other day. Hee. Honest to God, I never ever plan it. It just happens. I’m a shit storm freaking MAGNET.

It was just typical bullshit. Unless you report everything phrased in hearts and flowers, the *immediate* advice is “He’s a loser and you should leave him.”

We live in such a throw away society. Nobody thinks they have to work at anything anymore. While I agree life is too short to be miserable, it’s also too short to run away every time there is a wrinkle in the fabric.

I don’t even believe that we have more wrinkles than other people. Well.. maybe a few more. I do think I talk about them more than most though.

Thats what I tell myself anyway. ;-)

More bitchiness to follow:

So I joined the local Freecycle message board here awhile back because I wanted to get rid of my fish tank, right? And I did, about an hour after I posted the ad. I stayed on in the group, but, for real? I have to leave.

I have to. Or I’m going to say something mean.

It’s actually pretty rare to get a posting for someone wanting to give something away. What I DO get are many many MANY messages from people asking for shit.

Sometimes, there’s a legitimate posting. A woman asked for empty babyfood jars for a Sunday School project. A guy asked if anyone had 3 or 4 roofing shingles because he ran out and didn’t want to have to buy a whole package. Someone else put a call out after a housefire for clothing.

The rest of them? “Hey! I need twin beds for my kids! Two of them with frames and mattresses and bedding!” or “I’m having a baby. What do you have that I can have?” or “I need a whole house of furniture!”

Well, wtf.

It just rubs me the wrong way. Even if I HAD stuff to give away now, I’d not put it there. It comes as too freeloading, lazy, whatever.

Bah.

But I seriously want to know- Team Jon or Team Kate? I’m Team Kate just cuz, yanno, us bitches have to stick together.

47 Responses to “The Ultimate Question”

  1. I used to belong to my local Freecycle also, but I got fed up with the people BEGGING for everything and anything and admitted that they wanted to use it to stock THEIR yard sale or thrift store.
    [rq=763371,0,blog][/rq]Wet T-shirt and Me.

  2. Sorry…you’re going to have to put me in the “who are they?” category. Yeah…I know about ‘em in a “I over heard somebody talkin’” kind of way…but other than that, no clue. Does that make me an ideal friend or ideal foe? Or the best of both worlds? ;-)

    Upton
    [rq=763475,0,blog][/rq]Good news, bad news…

  3. Kitten says:

    Oh, Team Kate all the way. Sure, she’s a bitch, but at least she’s not a feckless passive-aggressive layabout like Jon.

    Um…I mean, I’m too cool to care :-)
    [rq=763646,0,blog][/rq]Gratitude

  4. sable says:

    Jon or Kate?

    Don’t know them and don’t want to. I HATE reality TV. Hell I hate most tv.

    As I say in my bio, if you want reality come to my house. LOL

  5. I follow neither Team Kate or Team Jon. Although I congratulate Team Kate on figuring out how to get help with raising her children (not to mention college tuition, post-child support). Heaven knows a woman shouldn’t be expected to care for all of them by herself. Or even one by herself.

    Speaking of that, if it’s Jon and 8 kids, does that mean he have to give 8/9 of his income up to support the wee ones? I wish.

    As to the rest, when I opened Fetlife and saw someone had commented on YOUR Journal entry and then looked at it and saw there were NINETY-NINE comments, I nearly croaked. I mean, the people mid-way through who were talking about the O/P like you were in a group and had gone out soliciting their opinion made me want to laugh hysterically.

    I came to check the comments here and saw you only had a paltry 17. I mean, really. There ought to be way to drive all that traffic to your blog. You’d feel rich watching the hit counter explode. Of course, you’d also have to tolerate those comments. :)

    As for freecycle, I don’t think I’ve ever gotten anything like that. I have set things outside in the driveway though, and had them helpfully disappear.

    s
    [rq=763806,0,blog][/rq]Wait

  6. Taja says:

    I am so with you on the freecycle thing. Ours is not too bad in that there are always a decent amount of things being offered, but OMG some of the “wants”.

    One person was obviously doing her Christmas shopping on freecycle last year from some of the things she was asking for, and another asked for a Wii fit!

    Seriously – at the time when you couldn’t even find them in stores or they sold out within minutes of being stocked she was expecting someone to give her one for free!

    I have only asked for stuff twice – once was houseplants, the other was a long shot that someone might have an old or non-working vacuum cleaner the same as mine because I had broken a part on it, and didn’t want to have to buy a complete new one for one silly little part that I might be able to get through freecycle.

    And Jon and Kate… I have no opinion either way. Never watched the shows.

  7. Nilla says:

    Oh hell the guy nextdoor is weedwacking. again. 2nd time this week. He needs a life…anyway..Jon * Kate…I only saw 2 episodes, one was at Disney. Now, I know taking even 1 to Disney would be challenging, let alone 8 2.5 yo’s (or 6…I forget how many are the same age just now…) but Kate had this MAJOR meltdown when one of the girls slurpped chocolate ice cream and it ran down the front of her white dress. Srsly…who the hell dresses a kid for Disneyland in a white dress? c’mon. Tv and all is one thing but…omg. I HATED her at that moment because she screamed at the kid, screamed a super nutty at Jon, just was on a super tantrum…I kept hollering at the TV “get that woman some Valium or something!” *sigh*
    Okay, she will be rearing 8 kids a-lone….not an easy thing despite nannies guards etc but…she has serious anger management issues. Srsly.
    Nilla
    guess that makes me a Jon boy fan…but that’s not …ehell…committ woman! Okay, Jon because he is not a screamer/ranter and that’s the only reason why.
    [rq=763922,0,blog][/rq]Sweet

  8. doubleknot says:

    How ’bout team, “I don’t care.”

    (You think all the bitchiness is reserved for you?)
    [rq=764072,0,blog][/rq]I must thrive on beatings…

  9. anonymous says:

    I’m on team “won’t these people go away already”? I’ve never watched their show and I know way too much about them!

  10. Nilla says:

    Oh, LOL w/ anony.m.ous !
    I’ll join that team!
    Nilla, laughing
    [rq=764680,0,blog][/rq]Raped

  11. CultivatedDiscipline says:

    Team Kate – Jon is a pussy. The answer would have been to stand up to her and say, ‘look, my wife, my kids we fixing this’, not run off and bone cheerleaders, reporters and babysitters – but I digress.

    Never heard of your fancy swap meet friends but I know I am selling my house. And I know people will flat out ask you for your stuff like you are about to pitch a tent by the highway and won’t be using your furniture anymore. Not the crappy stuff out of the basement — the good stuff in the living room.

    Sometimes I hate people. CD

    PS, yes there are crappy relationships that people should bail on – but I am surprised to hear that is the point of view on FetLife. I think it is a part of a dastardly plan to drive you crazy.

  12. junebug says:

    Team Kate – she’s the lesser of two evils. (not even the good kind of evil). Honestly, probably wouldn’t be friends with either one of them.

    Just read your thread over on Fetlife and I am laughing my butt off. You really did seem to get some folks riled up over there – good for you.

    take care, junebug

  13. jon. totally. i’m not all with the “support the wimmins because i’m a wimmins too!” i’m a support the guy who had to deal with crazy woman, because i had to deal with crazy too!”

    seriously. every single episode i watched, every one, had me seething with disgust aboutthe way Kate treated not only jon, but her children and every single staff person/nanny/housekeeper that walked in the door. i HATE her. like, seriously. if i were jon, i’d have left five years ago. and probably witha slap upside her head for good measure. she’s crazy with a capital K. and i have no pity or support for her in any way. she has TONS of cash to throw around, tons of opportunitites for not only herself but those kids in just about every venue possible. this is not how it was when the very first special ran about the family who went from two to eight overnight, and they were ina tiny house, and blah blah. nuh uh. not a chance.

    PSYCHO. and MEAN. she’s hateful and manipulative, and overbearing to the extreme and i totally can’t stand her. if i were jon, you can bet i’d have been running for comfort anywhere i coould get it, because he sure as hell wasnt’ getting any from her.

    team jon.

    and our freecylce here was that way too. totally disgusted me. i thought it was a place for people to say, “I HAVE THIS! who wants it?”

  14. swan says:

    I am just too fucking old. I hate ALL reality TV. Actually, I hate most TV period. I live with TV addicts, so there is more TV in my world than I would ever have by choice (well, duh), but at least Himself is a mostly sports and news kind of Guy… and thank goodness He hates the reality shit too. So no Jon and Kate + too damn many; no Dancin, no Extreme Home Makeover, no Survivor, on and on and on. Don’t know. Don’t care.

  15. Gidget says:

    Team Kate, but not firmly planted there. I used to be Team Jon all the way, but what a douche he turned out to be. Now I am starting to think maybe she talked down to him because he was a douche and she knew it all along–she had a 9th child in the house. Why in the name of hell they thought it was a good idea to have 8 children I will never understand. I swear to you I would have stopped at two!

    Seems like the bitchiness is spreading…maybe everyone’s PMSing?

  16. jennifer says:

    my private blog on LJ is filled with the horrors of michigan freecycle groups. my “job” for 6 months was to sell and downsize everything from a 3 bedroom house with a garage into a 1 bedroom condo (no garage), so i spent a LOT of time on freecycle and craigslist. and freecycle is full of the biggest greediest assclowns i’ve ever met.

    offer posts were outnumbered 10 to 1 (easily) by wanted posts, and 9 times out of 10, the offer posts were shit like “i need a stove, refrigerator, washer, and dryer! and they all need to be a year old! and preferably white!” or they want a whole new wardrobe (either because they didn’t plan accordingly with their growing children, or they’d had weight loss surgery and didn’t fit anything any more).

    the one that still cracks me up is the single mother who was too poor to buy furniture, so she needed an entertainment center for a 52″ LCD tv, a (comfortable) futon, and a DVD player. wow, really? you NEED those things?

    i’ve had people take things that weren’t theirs, and once i gifted an entire tote filled with dishes, and asked that they bring their own boxes (or empty the tote into their vehicle) because i needed to keep the tote and had just run out of boxes. of course, the recipient didn’t honor my request and just took the tote. i should have made sure to be home and not left it outside, but i figured such a huge gift would warrant common courtesy, and none of those freecyclers could come at a set time, i had to let them give windows that ranged from 2 to 12 hours.

    i had to stop freecycling for my mental health.

  17. dweaver999 says:

    Kaya,

    I’m afraid I’ve env er watched a reality show and never will. It’s not like they’re real. I’ve hated them from the first Survivor and avoid them like the plague. From what I’ve heard or read about them, I’d say that neither should be supported. Hell, you could make a (bad) case for taking their kids if you were a CPS psycho.

    I recall the drama on fetlife. I keep telling myself I won’t let myself be drug in the next time, but I just can’t help but to poke at the trolls. I keep hoping I’ll distract them long enough to see the dawn and they’ll turn to stone. ;)

    Dave

  18. Chloe says:

    I have only seen a couple episodes (right around the end, coming up on the divorce one) BUT, this is what I think:

    In terms of the KIDS and their well-being… I guess team Kate, even though I think she’s the one who pushes for the show to continue and I’m not 100% convinced that is in the kids’ best interests. But still, for the kids, Team Kate.

    HOWEVER, if I met them in real life? I’d rip her fucking eyes out. She’s a selfish, manipulative, disrespectful, ego-maniacal cunt who gets off treating everyone like they are disposable, and complaining every single chance she gets. Bitch has EIGHT children and all the grossness kids bring with them, and she still has the nerve to pretend she’s afraid of touching things that other people may have touched to the point of rudeness to people who have come to do her favors. Are you fucking kidding me? She disgusts me as a human being, and I’m astounded at the lengths she’ll go to to be cruel and degrading to those around her.

    Jon, well, I’d cock a fist back and then just be like, “Dude, you’re just not worth it…” and leave him alone because, whatever. He’s put up with more demeaning, demoralizing, and bullshit than anyone ever should. He’d earn a pass from me for that.

    ~Chloe, who, in short, thinks: For the kids, Team Kate. In terms of anything else, Team Kate Must Die.
    [rq=765766,0,blog][/rq]I Enjoy Similes

  19. I’ve never seen the show, save for a snippet here or there. I found Kate to be really damn irritating. I’m probably like her without meaning to be, and therefore I hate her even more. (And now you’re going to get traffic with people searching for the show, LOL).

    You said something about that 2% not being worth throwing away the amazing 98%, and that’s how I feel. I love my master, all of him (even the grumpy parts, even the parts that make NO sense), and I wouldn’t trade the last six years of my life for anything.

    Our freecycle has a rule that one cannot post more than one ‘want’ ad a month. Between that rule and using a junk email addy for all yahoo communities, it saves me from having to deal with most.

    Off to go read the shit storm! It had apparently just started when I looked before. :)
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  20. Vicky says:

    Def. Jon.

    I can’t stand Kate, she is one of the worst mothers(that are pretending to be a good mother) I’ve EVER seen.

    Jon, eh, hes honest. At least about being a sucky dad, and that makes him better than her.

  21. Chloe says:

    That’s so odd about the freecycle thing! I’ve had pretty good experiences with ours up here. There are the rare wants that make me laugh (ski equipment for 3 kids was the most recent one) but the offers always outweigh the wants. Maybe it’s a Canadian thing?!
    As for Jon vs. Kate… I haven’t watched the show enough to know details about them but while I don’t like Kate, I *really* dislike Jon… he is just whinny and spineless and… ew… sooo count me in for Team Kate!
    [rq=766497,0,blog][/rq]Blah-sé or where is a vibrator and a boyfriend when you need ‘em?!

  22. Anonymous says:

    My answer is a firm “None of the Above”, but if I had to choose, I’d reluctantly join Team Kate. After being exposed to Jon’s douchiness post-breakup, I’m left to wonder if Kate was forced to turn into a complete bitch just to get him to act like a good father.

    How the hell did those two end up together anyways? Even before the drama, it didn’t seem like there was any chemistry there at all.

  23. theatrewhisper says:

    I’m on team waiting for them to go away too….I used to follow the show, but then when this shit storm hit the fans I gave up and don’t want to hear about it again. I can’t imagine what they’re doing to these kids.

  24. Star says:

    Well Dragonfly and I are firmly on Team Kids…. Who the fuck cares about who is being more of a child. They both need to grow up. Look at what the two of them are doing to their children. Any break up is hard on children but hey what fuck right? Lets just add in the fact that you are already in the public lime light. Now add in the fact that the children both have to listen to the each parent bad mouth the other. Oh yea not to forget that the rest nation is doing it now to… So yea sorry… totally on Team Kids….

  25. kaila says:

    Well count me in for Team Kate…Kate may have come off like a bitch, but someone had to wear the britches because obviously Jon is worthless…and let’s not forget not Dom…unless “pussyhound”, is the “new Dom” these days.

    As for Fetlife it’s so drama ridden that it reminds me sort of like the old AOL chat rooms except now event the moderators are out of control. Hence I have decided a 30 day self-imposed sabbatical is in order…so I’ll be blogging….LOL.

  26. His_smashley says:

    i’m gonna have to say neither. i’m all for the kids. They are gonna be so effed up…

  27. di says:

    I’m with you on the freecycle thing…but if you, shall we say, “comment”, you’ll be moderated off real quickly…LOL…

    I really like the concept of freecycle…that I have things in my house I don’t want to put in the dumpster in the alley and if someone needs it, even better… but I got disgusted with all the wants…gimme gimme gimme…unless it is really a necessity.

    As for Fetlife, I don’t post much, but met my wonderful Master there (quite by accident) so it isn’t all bad.

    As for Team Kate and Team Jon, never saw the show but I heard that Team Kate is Team Bitch…

  28. tc says:

    Team Kate, if he had stood up to her then maybe she wouldn’t have been such a bitch. I just today watched their second TLC special, the one where she gets a tummy tuck and they seemed so good. Yes the way she talked to him made me cringe during their regular show but what was worse was the dumb ass taking it and now acting the victim, give me a break.

  29. Garden Fence says:

    Team Neither. Kate was a bitch to Jon, he should have stood up to her, Kate is a terrible parent, Jon disengaged from parenting in self-defense, Kate exploits her children for money, Jon cheats… they’re losers. I fear for the futures of their children.

  30. Lexi says:

    Team Jon. Kate was a psychotic bitch, who is mean to her children(see her deny her daughter a drink of water, then take a swig from a bottle of water herself, right in front of her daughter?)and harrowing to her ex-husband. If I suddenly got freedom from a cunt like that, I’d attempt to sow some wild oats too. If this were any other family, he wouldn’t be getting this rap. He’s not leaving his children, at all. I’m tired of people shitting on him. He’s a human being.

    But if I had my way, any show concerning those children would be canceled. Reminds me of the Dionne quints.
    [rq=771929,0,blog][/rq]Fingers crossed

  31. viemoira says:

    i cannot take a stand as i have not been following the story enough- sorry…

    But i had to comment on my agreement with you regarding what a “throw away society” we are overall- it is disgusting.
    [rq=771988,0,blog][/rq]Vunerable HNT

  32. Nilla says:

    Okay, I’m glad I’m not the only Jon supporter! (wipes brow, grins)
    Freecycle…there are 3 in my area and they all had the “gimmies” too..I have one email account where I have the posts go and unless I’m getting rid of something I do a mass delete once a month so I don’t have to deal with all that crappola. Last summer someone wanted a gently used boat, omg–wtf???Are you KIDDING? Yah, so that’s when I stopped reading.
    The premise is good but there are just so many greedy morons, and so little self-restraint….
    Nilla
    [rq=772618,0,blog][/rq]HNT Oct 1

  33. itswhoiam says:

    Team Kate…ok Jon you married a bitch who treats you like one of her children, but that’s just it you married her. you CHOSE her. no one made you marry her. i was watching an interview that he gave on ABC and he was talking about how his whole 20′s was basically gone because he got married at 21, had twins at 23, then sextuplets at 25 or some shit like that. oh so you want me to feel bad for you because you made eight children with your wife…hmmm, not so much. sorry my sympathy has pretty much run out. and “well i kind of feel bad because of the separation but i am only 29 and i am excited about dating.” really? you are a jackass Jon! anyway, i cannot stand Jon…if Kate is a bitch, she is a bitch that he chose to marry and have children with, i do not feel bad for him. i feel bad for the kids.
    and kaya, that kiss…YUM!
    [rq=775014,0,blog][/rq]What was i saying about finances?

  34. tuffasnailst says:

    team kate or team Jon! I think they should pull the plug on the whole deal now. It should be over. They quit , neither willing to make it work. I think the viewers who followed it for so long should ask for alimony.

    Free cycle WAS a great ideal. I used to belong to the local site here but like you quickly became sick of the “gimmie gimmie” attitude I seen on it. I heard several freecyclers have even been caught selling the things others have given. SHAME on them.

  35. Karen says:

    Team Kate…I agree with those who feel that Kate wouldn’t be such a nag and a bitch if Jon DID ANYTHING without being nagged and bitched at. I have six kids, so I know that organization and discipline are necessary if you want any kind of a life…However, Kate is pretty intense, a big dose of humor would help her out! Jon has proved post split to be a pretty big adolescent loser….and if you remember, Kate went back to work after all those kids were born…did Jon ever work?

    Karen

  36. Can I pick “Team Nobody”? I haven’t been paying attention. Don’t really care. Almost wasn’t sure who you were talking about at first. Had to look it up. :/

    I fail at current events.
    [rq=817812,1,blog][/rq]Like Rollin’ on E… Only Not

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