The Return of Sascrotch
I’ll give you one guess as to who got his photo-mojo back.
Is it incredibly sad that when he said “Present yourself, cunt.” I froze and replied, “I forgot how!”

And look! My faithful furry friend is still alive and well. And growing!

I, personally, don’t see the appeal in naked cleaning. Things kind of… hang. And flop. And spread. *shudder*

Look at all those freakin’ dishes! I seriously need to learn how to cook without using every dish I own.

Hee. It’s warm out! Finally.

I need a hair cut. Can we take a vote?

Those marks are from last week. Mostly.

See that big bad ass cat of mine? He’s hiding.

From this monster. How vicious is he?

Look at him. “And stay up there!”

“Okay.”

~cunt
(we’re dog sitting. Idn’t he sweet?)
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Your long hair is so pretty! Hope you don’t cut it!
Yeah you look great with long hair! ;D Better for your master to pulls on? isn’t it? *giggle*
I find it very fun to clean naked, i used to do it for master long time ago, that time he used to spray me with cold water while i was cleaning the bathroom, it was a messs but fun for him lol.
Happy to see you doing some healthy work! Take care.
I’m with you, I hate naked cleaning. It’s one of the few times that I’m allowed to wear clothes in the house.
How in the world did you clean the shower with your cuffs on? Didn’t they get all wet?
Not really. I tried to be really careful not to soak them. They got a little damp but not bad.
I honestly expected Sascrotch to be bigger. That’s me after I don’t trim for 2-3 weeks.
Add me to the list of people who thinks your hair is great the way it is :)
hey, the big bad pup looks like a smaller version of my sweet boy! lol They are sooo tuff!
Kaya,
The collar and cuffs look so right on you. I assume the kiddos are out and about this weekend. Possibly some fun si to be had?
I querried my cat and she agrees with yours, the dog must go. After all, you’re not even sitting on it like you promised. ;)
Dave
Well, at least it looks like spring has finally arrived there! I see some leaves on the trees :-)
You’re a tool sometimes, but I luffs ya :)
Is that idol on the tv while you’re cleaning? And how the hell did the cat get up there?
I needs a haircut too – I’m thinking a couple of inches. Anything more than that and it would be shorter than the required ‘three-wrap-arounds-the-fist’.
[rq=10298,0,blog][/rq]I hereby declare it ICOMONYOU day
It wasn’t Idol. Some stand-up comedian that Master was watching. He was Australia, too. And raunchy as shit. “Cunt” this and “cunt” that.. sheesh!
The cat jumps from the microwave to the top of the cabinet. Tends to knock half my shit down as he goes too. Fucker.
I think you would look cute with a layered look! Still long, but you can do something with it other than a pony tail all the time! And thank you for posting your beautiful self for all to see, it makes me feel good about my “sagging” stuff too! Thank you!!
great marks…sir does nice work
Poor Kitty! Big ferocious dog messin’ wit his territory.
No haircut; I’m not allowed, then YOU’RE not allowed, either…ahahah!
Of course, mine keeps breaking off but now that I’m growing out my natural color (shudders, orders from the Big Guy), it’ll grow. And no doubt have lots and lots of gray too.
O_o
eek!
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Oh and this is where I prove I “can’t brain today ’cause I haz the dumb”. I sent Dan here so he could see the naked chores thing.
Dan: I like the idea of you doing naked chores
Amber:
I thought we don’t do that stuff anymore
Dan:
then why’d you send me the link, logic-whore?
Amber:
I thought you’d like watching HER do it!
See? I haz the dumb today.
Now he’s being quiet. That’s a bad sign.
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“logic-whore”
I’m dying… That was brilliant. Dan gets like seventeen Chloe-points for that.
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Hee. So.. when the logic-whore has to clean naked, do we get pictures?!?!
Say yes, Dan. Say yes. I beg of you. :D
I’m with Amber. No haircut for Kaya until I get one. Hrmph!
I wish M would get His picture taking mojo back. Maybe I can send Him here and He’ll be all “Whoa! Scott’s doing it! I *have* to now.”
[rq=12023,0,blog][/rq]Chocolate Chip Heaven… I mean cookies!
You look fantastic, hun :)
And hee! Bad ass kitty getting scared by the puppy
I have to agree with Lily, very pretty. There is something very attractive about you, very appealing, and i am not saying that because of your nudity. thank you for letting me peek
I think it’s the puppy-dog eyes :)
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I have the dish problem too. So. Bad. Every Sunday afternoon finds me looking around my boyfriend’s kitchen in dismay, going “Who the hell DID all – oh, I did. I sorry.”
Also, your cat and your Rent-a-Pup are both adorabulz.
I’m not so fond of naked cleaning either. I love watching you naked-cleaning though. lol! :) Yay for warm weather!
Is it weird that I read (er, saw?) this and was like “Dude. I wonder if anyone ever finds a pube in their cereal bowl…”
I mean, I’m sure you’re careful. I don’t mean to say you get all up in your dishes bidnizz, but… Yanno. I’m weird. I think weird things. I say “bidnizz.”
Also, *I* see the appeal of nekkid cleaning. You’re hopelessly cute. Just look at the deck picture! Your little toesies are pointed in at each other! I awwww’d at that, big time. You’re so CUTE. I think this mostly because you’re just adorable, but also a teeny bit because I’m 5’11″ and I could probably pat you on the top of your head.
*pats*
~Chloe, in a commenting mood this evening
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Master pointed out my pigeon toes, too. What? Doesn’t everyone stand like that?? :P
I leave pubes in the shower but so far none have made their way into the cereal. I try and keep my groin away from the food stuffs..lol
You probably could pat me on the head. I’m 5’4″. Which is average, btw. I’m NORMAL. Unlike you. (snicker)
:D
great pics :)
Cute doggy and definitely cute kitty :)
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