The Games They Play
We were standing in front of the huge rolls of carpet at Menards, arguing good-naturally over the size of outdoor carpeting we needed.
“It’s 10′x12′, Master” I insisted.
“Nah.” He said, dismissing me with a wave of his hand. “It’s 10′x14′”
I shook my head. “Whatever you say.” And then, mumbling just loudly enough for him to hear, “But it’s 10′x12′.”
He shrugged and turned to leave. “We’ll just have to go home and measure, won’t we, cunt?”
Skipping along side him I smirked. “Wanna bet on it?” Confidentally I held out my hand for him to shake. After all, I’d been staring at the box leaning against the wall since Mother’s Day. I knew damn well we needed a 10′x12′ square of carpet. The End.
He pumped my hand twice. “10′x14′” He declared.
“What do I get if I win?” I gloated, rubbing my hands together in greed.
He grinned. “You get to lick my ass.”
Crinkling my nose, I scuffed my foot on the floor, all of the gloat seeping away. “Gee.” I said sarcastically. “What do I get if I lose?”
His grin widened. “I get to fuck your’s.”
~~*~~
Smug bastard.
Lesson Learned #1: Don’t shake on the bet before you know the terms.
Lesson Learned #2: Stop thinking you can outfox the fox.
Lesson Learned #3: Even when they lose, they win.
~cunt
PS. It was 10′x12′. Mouthwash, anyone?
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Tuesday June 16th, 2009 4:51am
*snort*
I think yours is related to mine. Mine LOVES bets like that. BTW…glad you finally got some warms up there in the U.P. It’s getting HOT down here in the mitten!
[rq=17973,0,blog][/rq]Celebrations and Disappointments
“in the mitten”? Where the heck are you!?
Between Ann Arbor and Detroit!
[rq=26839,0,blog][/rq]Celebrations and Disappointments
LOL! This sounds like my Dom. They always find a way to have the upper hand, don’t they?
[rq=18225,0,blog][/rq]Not Another Play-by-Play
They’s some sneaky buggers. *nods*
*sends over some mouthwash*
Well that is a hollow victory if ever I’ve heard one.
Damn they teach those domly ones good at dom school.
[rq=18297,0,blog][/rq]I’m a big enough girl to take it
I am so sneaking into the next class.
oh you were out smarted by the fox big time. You have to make the terms of the bet before you shake because you might win and you certainly don’t want to win a booty lick.
I know, right? And I was so sure that I’d locked him into losing the bet because I KNEW I was right.
Bah.
Ummm.. listerine mouth wash and a blow job immediately after works…. (in more ways that one) *grin*.
[rq=22311,0,blog][/rq]Weight loss – or lack of
lol. I have bottles upon bottles of listerine.
He seems not to understant how a bet works :-P
lmao …
mmm u may not wanna point that out
Or he understands too well!
That cunning man!
:D
I think you should just slyly offer to give him a shower before fulfilling the terms of the bet. Then scrub his tush extra good. It’s all about making the best of things, innit?
:)
~Chloe
P.S. – I was sort of glad (and a little sad) you took down the “People who have a lot to say” block-thingy. I was like, aw, jeez, I’ve been reading here for about 30 seconds (in the scope of things) and I’ve already made the list. I need, like, an internet-muzzle or something. I’m shocked Antonio isn’t more into gags… Because really, I CANNOT shut up.
It’s an affliction, I swear. See? I’m STILL talking…
~Chloe, again… Silently… Signing… Off….
NOW…
Really…
*crackle crackle*
*end transmission*
[rq=25270,0,blog][/rq]EPIC FAIL
That’s exactly why I took it down. If it were me and my name was on there on another blog, I’d feel all kinds of stalker-ish and probably never go back.
Kaya,
You know, this isn’t the first time you’ve done this. One would think you LIKE being manipulated and used for his pleasure…oh, that’s right you do. Carry on then. ;)
Dave
At least I’m consistent! ;-)
teehee
It was good that you were right, but it sucked you had to rim him :P
Giggles. At least you were right. lol!