Take Your Passion and Make It Happen
Master and I are having a ball with our 2 week dip into empty nest syndrome.
Last night I made spinach manicotti for dinner, something the kids wouldn’t eat if they were starving to death, and it was YUMMY. Fattening – but yummy.
We ate in the living room, on the couch, in front of the tv – which we don’t allow the kids to do because to them couch = napkin, so we never eat there either.
We watched a movie that a) did not contain the word ‘fart’, b) was not animated, and c) nobody in it was stoned, trying to get stoned, or trying to find a hamburger because they were stoned. We also did not have to compete for volume with another TV, a stereo, or Guitar Hero. We heard every word, up until -
We fell asleep on the couch. And nobody woke us up.
We fucked with the bedroom door unlocked. (not open as Master originally suggested. Cats like dangly bits that jiggle too much.)
We watched a porno (thanks pais!) with the sound on. (and we both almost puked when two girls began a spit-swapping session, slurping up thick, long strings of each other’s saliva *gag* I fail to see the eroticy in that. Srsly.)
Hold on. My gag reflex is going to town at the memory. Ugh.
Okay.
I put on a fashion show of the things Master bought me. I noticed two things.
I’m (still) fat.
And my boobs are oddly shaped.
These aren’t new notices, just refreshed notices. I forget them when I hide under loose dresses. But trying to contain all the flab and floppy tits in slinky chains and thin leather straps reminded me. I’m flabby and my boobs are weird.
Though Master did remind me that the first set of slinky leather lingerie that He ordered was ordered from the Plus Size section, was WAY too big, and had to be sent back. So I felt marginally better. Not skinnier, but better.
But my boobs are still weird. Like they want to point under my armpits or something. Maybe Master broke them (He certainly tries sometimes!).
See? Where the fuck are they going??
Master’s favorite, by far, was the bodysuit.
My favorite was the glass dildo.
So then He had to fuck me, just exactly in this position.
There was a porn movie playing on the tv and I did watch a little bit of it, but shortly into it I had to just put my head down and hang on for the ride. I think Master was trying to make His dick come out my throat or something.
It was around midnight or so when we finally stopped molesting each other’s – and our own – genitals and went to bed. My pussy had waved the white flag. (At least it wasn’t the red flag. I thought I’d started earlier in the night and I was PISSED, but I guess it was a false alarm. Mother Nature playing a practical joke by putting one tiny drop of blood on the toilet paper and then laughing her ass off while I stomped around the house cussing a blue streak for an hour.)
Lemme tell ya though. 4-freaking-a.m. comes real quick when you go to bed at midnight. I’m getting too old for that shit.
But we’re having fun. When I got home from work today Master had left a post-it note on the table.
“Ropes + Hot wax”
……….
I may forget where Grandma lives.
~cunt
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Tuesday July 8th, 2008 1:11pm
I love your new outfits and you look beautiful in them!! Damn, I’m so jealous right now!!! My mom will only watch our kids, twice a month, on a Sunday afternoon! Lucky witch – love ya though. :)
Rose
Really beautiful, you look so much better than the models in the same outfits from the last set of pics you posted. Glad you are both having a great time… and that glass dildo looks wonderful, I want one :)
My nipples do that, too! They used to upset me, until I saw the very same thing on a nude sculpture by, umm, Michelangelo I think.
And there’s a line in book by Robert A. Heinlein, my favorite author. The main character is talking to the love of his life, who is feeling upset that she is getting old (and he isn’t, but that’s a long story!) He says:
“Your breasts are baby-chewed, your belly shows stretch marks — your decorations of honour, Adorable One. Of valour. They make you more beautiful! So stand straight and tall, my lovely … be what you are, and be it in style!”
Yeah. What she said. I think this one should stay out in the open. -grins ‘n winks- It’ll be worth it.
kaya, you are absolutely hot and gorgeous in those outfits! dont you dare ever think any thing is wrong with any part of you… i know we do it- try to find any flaw at all in ourselves- but girl, honestly, you are beautiful- and hot!
hugs,
Hisflower
Hello Kaya,
You are hot and pretty and you might think you are fat but you are not and you have a great body.
Hugs :)
Hello, just a random lurker here. You look gorgeous in the outfits! You don’t look “fat” or anything like that at all, I think you look great.
Hey! I have that same outfit — seriously. The one with the chains. I wore it once with huge purple wings & long long hair extensions for a Halloween play party & went as a fetish fairy.
kyra,
i think you look beautiful girl! Dont’ worry about what the world says, we think you are beautiful!
Yeah, there was a reason we didn’t want those movies anymore . . . ;)
Also, your breasts are very nice, and both your nipples are at the same basic angle. One of mine points mostly forward and the other one is lopsided. :(
Kaya,
Lovely pics of a lovely lady. I’m always amazed at how many women beat themselves up about their weight. Not all of us guys are enamored with skinny. Just be healthy and let the weight fall where it may. If you really want to lose weight, get more exercise. Did you know that sex is the best exercise out there ;). So what you really need is more sex!
I hear you on the 4 AM thing. That’s when I get up to get ready for school. I’m a night person at heart, so I rarely get to bed before 11 at night. needless to say, I have to do some catch up on the weekend (possible only because I don’t have kids).
Ropes and wax, cool beans. I’m looking forward to the pics.
Dave
I love the new outfits, hun. Weird boobs and all :) Though I think every set of boobs is unique unless they are made out of plastic.
I have to agree with your Master that the body suit is the best.
And yay for rope and wax :)
I *love* the first and third pics!
I wish I could look that hot!
The pix are great. Just what I had in mind. You’re a beautiful woman, not some 18 yr. old plastic model. Just exactly like you should be. No two boobs are ever the same like she said, your’s are wonderful and certainly will benifit from the wax and rope.
I like the 2nd. pic best but that’s just me. Pegs would have made it better. Thanks again.
yummmm, me likes them all on you lots but ohhh that bodysuit is damm fine..i have a glass dildo, shaped like a worm, i dont use anything else now cause its the best by far…
You look gorgeous.
Hi kaya,
It’s funny how we see ourselves. i find you completely sexy and really very beautiful. i think it’s a good thing not all our boobs are alike, mine are reaching for the ground and when i lay down they go into hiding. The outfits are great and you wear them well!
Master and i will be without any kids for a month and no possibility of a pop-in, i get butterflies just thinking about all the fun W/we will finally get to have.
Glad your Blog is up and running!!!
Take care
s bootsie
OMG you look so yummy in those outfits, i love the chain bra and panties. i am very jealous too, ropes and hot wax — should be simply lovely. i am also thrilled that mother nature is leaving you alone and letting you play, you deserve it.
Kaya, you are stunning, I’m damn sure your master things so as well.
Warm hugs,
Paul
one word….
PHAT
Pretty
Hot
and
Tempting
Obviously Mr Masterly Type Person agrees.
You’re gorgeous! Love the outfits!
I completely agree about the spit swapping thing. Just reading your description of it made me slightly nauseous.
Thanks for the post.
You look hot in the bodysuit. I don’t think your boobs are weird and if you’re like me I’m always thinking about how I’ll tone up and lose a few pounds. If you work full time it makes hitting the gym a bit tougher–but it *can* be scheduled. So go for it! Luckily that’s something we can do something about, huh.
You are absolutely beautiful just the way you are. (Oh, also, Master tells me it’s none of my business if I’m gorgeous or not that *He* decides if I’m gorgeous and that’s all that matters.) And yet, if you–like me–have goals for becoming even more stunning, I’m glad to cheerlead you on. :-)
Have a great day.