Tagged!
The way I figure it, if I don’t have posting requirements, I also don’t have any posting restrictions. (Makes sense, right? I think so!)
I was tagged by the delightful Theresa. There be meme behind the cut.
1. Do you like blue cheese?
No. Blech.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No..lol. is this a common thing?
3. Do you own a gun?
I own nothing.
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I have never been to a Sonic.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Only if I know I have to take off my shirt.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Occasionally, I really crave a hot dog. But that’s the only time I like them.
7. Favorite Christmas Song?
All of them! I lurve Christmas musics.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee and lots of it, tyvm.
9. Can you do push ups?
umm.. maybe one or two.
10. What was the name of your first girlfriend/boyfriend?
Boy – test the old farts memory why don’t ya? ummm… Jon D.
11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My slave bell necklace and my wedding ring. I wear them always.
12. Favorite hobby?
Reading or gardening.
13. Do you work with people who idolize you?
No.
14. Do you have A.D.D.?
No. My son does though.
15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
Oh I could list a million. But I’ll just pick negativity for now.
16. Middle name?
Marie. (Theresa, I dunno if that’s your real first and middle name, but if it is, our mothers were eerily similar. ;-) )
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
a. I need to get showered and shaved soon cuz Master is coming home early.
b. I shouldn’t have eaten that Swiss Roll *sigh*
c. I hope Jes’s car doesn’t break down on their trip.
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
a. cereal
b. milk
c. Moose Drool
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
a. coffee
b. water
c. milk
20. Current worry right now?
The cost of filling up the blasted propane tank for the winter.
21. Current hate right now?
I splurged at the store and bought this premade strawberry-rhubarb pie in the bakery section, which is something I hardly ever ever do, but strawberry-rhubarb sounded SO YUMMY – and it tastes like absolute disgusting hideous nasty gunk. It’s inedible. I currently hate the store and want my four-damn-dollars back.
22. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere Master is. (ahh! sickeningly sweet!)
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
I think we fucked it in. Or we slept through it. That’s the usual m.o.
24. Where would you like to go?
Washington D.C. and NYC. I will so get there someday.
25. Name three people who will complete this?
You.
And you.
And YOU!
26. Whose answer do you want to read the most?
I’ll read all of them if you tell me you did it.
27. What color shirt are you wearing?
Gray Popeye sweatshirt. It’s my fav-o-rite shirt I have.
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No! Good lord, all that slipping around drives me batshit crazy.
29. Can you whistle?
I cannot. Something my kids enjoy ribbing me about. They make me try just so they can point and laugh.
30. Favorite color(s)?
Blue.
31. Would you be a pirate?
No. They never look clean, yanno? Everytime I watch a pirate movie, I’m just itching to toss them in a tub and scrub the grime off.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I do not sing in the shower. I’ve never quite understood why people do, to be honest.
33. Favorite girl’s name?
Both my daughters’ names.
34. Favorite boy’s name?
My son’s.
35. What’s in your pocket right now?
A wadded up kleenex. I has a cold.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
The kitty nibbling on my lower lip.
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
?? white?
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
I’ve never really been injured beyond consensual stuff.
39. Do you love where you live?
I love it.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
5 – and we only use 1. Anyone wanna buy a tv?
41. Who is your loudest friend?
I have no friends. :-( (woe is me!)
42. How many dogs do you have?
Just one.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
No.
44. Who is your favorite president?
Reagan.
45. What is your favorite book?
I don’t think I have favorites. I always just enjoy what I’m reading at the time. Right now I’m reading Janet Evanovich’s “Stephanie Plum” series. It’s light-hearted humor and it amuses me.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Anything chocolate. Probably Num-a-Nums (M&M’s) though.
47. What is your favorite sports team?
Go Cubbies!
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Oh gawd. How morbid is this? I have no idea. NIN – Closer. *snicker*
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sleeping
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaa!
Go forth and meme!
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41. Who is your loudest friend?
I have no friends. (woe is me!)
LIAR!! YOU HAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
xoxxooxoxoo
Thank you for doing it!!!
LOL.. that I do. :-)
We live similar lives. Why is it so hard for slaves to be friendly with one another? And I have free long distance calling.. and very little time to talk but some!
Why are slaves friendless?
Someone should do a study.
Kitten,
While I’m not a slave, I have a theory. When someone is a slave, it’s much more clear that there will always be someone more important, who’s presence will always take presidence over any friends, their Master. It affects both sides of a potential friendship, the slave and the would be friend. The slave is reluctant to put someone else in a position of later being ignored (directly or indirectly) on the orders of the Master. The would be friend may well not react well to the in-your-face kind of knowledge that they will always be second fiddle in the slave’s life. This makes friendships with slaves harder to start and easier to end.
There’s also a school of thought out there that a “proper” slave shouldn’t have any friends besides their Master. The same mistake occurs in soe marriages when women (and men) think their spouse should met all their needs for human interaction and emotional fulfillment; something one person just can’t do.
Anyway, one non-slave’s perception of the problem.
Dave
So I don’t comment for forever and I choose now to speak up? oy vay…as Master would say – this is one of my ‘what about’ topics…
I perhaps am unusual in the world of slaves in that I have friends…lot of them…although few who are slaves or subs or are part of the life…perhaps I have so many friends because Master came to me and my world when we married? He has never tried to remove me from that world.
Yes, He is and always will be my first priority and the majority of my friends accept that family – and Master in particular – come first for me but they don’t question it or seem to mind. I had one or two friends who simply could not wrap their heads around the fact that I love being Mrs. Master and yes, I do put His needs and wants in front of mind and as a result, they are no longer part of my world – their choice not mine.
So a: kaya, I would like to think of myself as your voyeuristic friend in the corner who doesn’t say much…and b: mayhaps it is one more thing that makes me wonder if I am doing this whole slave thing right…but I have friends…
I think “doing it right” means doing it as you own Master prefers. I’d say that you’re “doing it right”. It’s all too easy to start comparing and feeling doubt (I recently did this to myself. Take my advice and don’t. ;-)
It’s nice to hear from you. I wasn’t sure you read me anymore. :D
“take my advice and don’t…” I am getting better at it – just some days I read other people and find myself thinking ‘hmmm should I be doing that? or not doing that?’ but you are so right – it truly all comes down to only One who must be pleased…
and yes, I read…heck, I don’t even have to fill in my info when I leave a comment…it just pops up…I just don’t comment much but am here still standing in awe of you and the joy that is yours.
caitlin
31. Would you be a pirate?
No. They never look clean, yanno? Everytime I watch a pirate movie, I’m just itching to toss them in a tub and scrub the grime off.
Ummmhmmm! Yes, I just want to take Capn. Jack Sparrow and toss him into a tub, jump in after him, and scrub him clean via vigorous sexual intercourse!!!
Also … maybe you don’t count people you’ve only met online as a friend, but I count *you* as one of mine. Indeed, I often discuss you with other friends, “My blog-friend Kaya said this–” “My friend Kaya does M/s this way…”, that sort of thing. Your words often really effect my life — as any good friend’s would do! (Moreso than a goodly percentage of my friends, actually!)
If you get Capn’n Jack naked in a tub, I get to be the sponge! :D
maybe you don’t count people you’ve only met online as a friend, but I count *you* as one of mine
Aww. You almost made me tear up. Silly you! I do, I promise, I count you among the very bestest friends in the interwebz. Thank you. :-)
Aww, I’ll be your friend! I’m gonna do this. << My Master NEVER has blog restrictions for me.
Also, you have SO many backlogs, woman. I’ve been reading for a month and a half and I’m just now up to last May.
Kaya,
Cool, another Reagan fan. As for my funeral music, I’d want to hear Mike Oldfield’s(?) Tubular Bells.
Dave
I’m only reading these to find out who’s smoked heroin…
I’m curious now.
Hi! My Master gave me permission to post comments on blogs a while ago, and I could never seem to take the plunge. (omg, what if you HATE me?) Anyway, I’ve been reading forever, I talk about you with almost-creepy (but not! not!) regularity, and I’ve debated commenting when things were heated, or upset, or awesomely raunchy… But I could never bring myself to do it. I’m kind of a wuss, it seems.
However, true to form, the thing that brings me out of the woodwork is ridiculously trivial. *beams*
45. What is your favorite book?
I don’t think I have favorites. I always just enjoy what I’m reading at the time. Right now I’m reading Janet Evanovich’s “Stephanie Plum” series. It’s light-hearted humor and it amuses me.
I used to read those too! Adored the beginning of the series; totally made my brain happy-mushy. Know what happened? I gained about five pounds.
No, seriously.
The more I read the more I became convinced the entire series is about how delicious and irresistible food is and how Stephanie has such a great metabolism, hahahaha, *punches books*. My thighs and my diet just couldn’t take it anymore. Lemme know if she ever gets with Ranger, please. I always thought that’d be hot. :)
~Toy
(P.S. – Sorry about the cold; feel better!)
How many did you read? I’m just starting number 5. I was figuring she’d be married to Morelli by now! But yeah, no. Ranger is hot.
You are funny. I like funny! Stay. Comment. I won’t bite. :D
I have been reading for a while now, and am now driven to comment. I can’t believe that no one else has asked: What is Moose Drool? I actually did comment once, during the unfortunate Million Comment War a few weeks back. Anonymous verbally kicked my ass sideways and I retreated back into the shadows. Now that I am commenting again, I want you to know that you often make me laugh, and always make me think. Thank you…
I asked! I just asked Google. Google informs me it’s beer.
While I’m secretly praying she actually procures moose drool from her pet moose or something, I’m betting Kaya meant beer. Google NEVER lies.
(Word Press just yelled at me and said I was posting comments too fast. WordPress lies.)
Brilliant! I had totally forgotten about the infallibilty of Google! BTW, I also stopped reading the Plum books because she always seemed to end up with whatshisname, the one that was NOT Ranger. Plus, all the stopping for doughnuts, McDonald’s french fries, her mom’s pot roast…
ok…random question for those of us who don’t live in nature…
Moose Drool!?! wtf?
Thanks!
hey there. i just wanted to say a friend of mine recently moved and their house had 2 huge propane tanks. they spent like 1500 and got a pellet stove which is going to drastically cut down their heating costs this winter. if its a possibility for you, might be something you look into. because propane is crazy.
done. check it out.
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