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	<description>The trials and tribulations of my life as a slave.</description>
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		<title>A Nursery Rhyme</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kaya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(To the tune of Three Blind Mice) (*ahem*) (mememememe!) Three waxed sluts. Three waxed sluts. See how they squirm See how they squirm. They begged to the sadist to &#8220;Make it burn!&#8221; She pointed and sneered to &#8220;Wait your turn!&#8221; Us silly girls will never learn! Three. Waxed. Sluts. Ta Da! *beams* So my headless [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>(To the tune of Three Blind Mice)</p>
<p>(*ahem*)</p>
<p>(mememememe!)</em></p>
<p>Three waxed sluts.<br />
Three waxed sluts.</p>
<p>See how they squirm<br />
See how they squirm.</p>
<p>They begged to the sadist to &#8220;Make it burn!&#8221;<br />
She pointed and sneered to &#8220;Wait your turn!&#8221;<br />
Us silly girls will never learn!</p>
<p>Three. Waxed. Sluts.</p>
<p><img src="http://underhishand.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/waxplay.jpg" alt="waxplay" title="waxplay" width="500" height="375" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4033" /></p>
<p>Ta Da!</p>
<p>*beams*</p>
<p>So my headless cohorts and I were reluctanly dragged, kicking and screaming under threat of great bodily harm, to our molten lava demise-</p>
<p>Okay okay. Fine. Not really.</p>
<p>In fact, as soon as &#8220;wax play&#8221; was uttered, at least one of us (No names mentioned. <small>Squeakers!</small>) was naked and on the floor purt near before the first match was lit. Eager beavers, I tell ya.</p>
<p>And speaking of beavers- pulling wax out of pubic hair is just&#8230; it just fucking hurts. </p>
<p>We had a most excellent weekend. Naked girls and evil men (and evil women!) milling around my house gives me the warm fuzzies. This is how life is supposed to be. Naked, well-fucked, and grinning from ear to ear. </p>
<p>However.</p>
<p>The next time that we all get together, I&#8217;m going to mount a large, blinking neon sign on the wall that reads &#8220;A Little Less Talk, A Lot More Action.&#8221; </p>
<p>In fact, let me lay out a proposal for group voting:</p>
<p>Next time, everyone who comes in the door puts on a ballgag. Yes, even you Toppy-type folk. Gag yourself (and stop whining. It&#8217;s not THAT bad!)</p>
<p>That way, the &#8220;talking&#8221; will be done with your hands. Or your toys, your teeth, your whips and canes and ropes and&#8230;</p>
<p>All in favor, <strike>say Aye!</strike> raise your hand. </p>
<p>Motion passed (it&#8217;s my world and in kaya&#8217;s world, I make teh rulez.) </p>
<p>BYOB- Bring Your Own Ballgag goes on the next invite. </p>
<p>Seriously, they talk too much. </p>
<p>And by they, I mean Master. </p>
<p>*snicker* </p>
<p>(Poke The Sadist- the kinky version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey)</p>
<p>Poor Alderon has been wanting to tie up some girls for weeks now. </p>
<p>Next time. *nods*</p>
<p>~cunt</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Don&#8217;t tell me I&#8217;m burning the candle at both ends, tell me where to get more wax.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kaya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life is good, idn&#8217;t it? ;-) ~cunt Like Unlike]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Life is good, idn&#8217;t it? ;-)</p>
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<p>~cunt
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