“How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on”
Thursday, May 29th, 2008I didn’t have to work this morning and was looking forward to sleeping in. I woke up at 5am. Apparently, these days, that qualifies as “sleeping in”. My bladder, used to being emptied at least one hour prior to 5am, sat hot and heavy and painfully full in my gut.
I lay still for a while, [...]
Pottymouth
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008So as I said yesterday, Master had wanted to hogtie and face fuck me the other night. But then we got into a snit.
It was one of those incredibly ridiculous things that seems to take on a life of it’s own. Like arguing over a spoon, you know? No point, no real dissension, just [...]
“You’re gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.”
Monday, March 3rd, 2008Yesterday we tried out the butt funnel.
It doesn’t work. It needs improvement.
It was fun though. Using my body orifices as Master’s toilet is just one of my hot buttons. It’s got nothing to do with the enema aspect, as we dabbled in enemas and found nothing erotic about them at all. It’s definitely [...]
