No time!

You see how special you all are to me. I sit naked on sandpaper JUST to get this done for ya. Thank you all for the birthday wishes, you’re all sweethearts.

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My birthday

I was talking to Master last night and here’s why you probably won’t see me around today. (Oh stop the cheering!)

Master: I want you to fuck a bottle of beer…..and then maybe see how far you can take the bottle of wine.

(*blink blink* Did He forget I just did TWO days of that Huge Ass MotherFucking Candle??)

Master: Sit on the bitch bench naked while you read your blogs and all.

(groan)

Master: Anytime you are on the computer now..you will sit bare assed on the bitch bench.

me: what!
me: why?
me: I mean.. yes Sir.

Master: I also want you to do a silk saddle…with that silk scarf.

(nice nice, nod nod)

Master: I want you in the corner with clamps on.

me: which clamps?

Master: all of them.. first one set..for 15, then the next…..and then the next.

me: are you serious?

Master: yes I’m serious..

me: do you know how many sets of clamps we have!!??

Master: just the metal ones.

me: thank You

Master: and you don’t go online/blogging/journalling..until chores are done.

me: and the plug too?? for another hour??

me: wow.. thats alot.

Master: then get it DONE asap.

me: You know.. I was going to present you with a list of things that I could do every day to help keep my head where it needs to be.. but umm.. I dont need anything more.

Master: that is a very good task. I will expect that by the end of tomorrow.

(Oy)
me: yes Sir

So the question now is… does all of that make up for a good birthday or a bad birthday?? Good in a bad way… Bad in a good way.

I should stop thinking and start doing.

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