I won!

According the my email this morning, I just won the British National Lottery!
 Hell, I didn’t even know I was playing! Nor am I British! Anybody know how much I’m getting?
I was also notified that an “Elder Mouther Swallowed Sons Pecker”. Whatever a “mouther” is.
The information super-highway is being highly abused me thinks.
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