For Whom the Bed Calls
Monday, April 21st, 2008Some days
looming astronomical orthodontist bills and family cell phone plans(which one, ffs??) and four forgotten baskets of laundry with MOM!-I-need-to-wear-this-today! and rabies shots and what-the-fuck-is-that-squeal-coming-from-the-car?? and seventy-eight-freaking-dollars for one tank of gas and a 3-day a week part-time job that is suddenly SIX days a week plus twice on Tuesday(!!) and, btw-mom? I’m-flunking-algebra [...]
Monthly PMS Rant(s)
Thursday, December 13th, 2007I mustn’t break tradition and suffer in silence. I shall generously share with you.
Things that piss me off, December 2007.
1. Recipe sites that allow for posting reviews of the recipe. It’s not the review itself that’s irritating because when trying a new recipe I rather like hearing some opinions on it. What is irritating as [...]
A Polite Request
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007Dear My Uterus,
WOULD YOU BLEED ALREADY YOU WHORE!!!
Sincerely,
Libido and Masochism
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Today’s post brought to you by the letters I, A, M, A, B, I, T, C and H
Friday, October 19th, 2007Things that amuse me today:
Watching as the lives of people who wished me ill-will in the past are falling apart. Oh that crazy Karma. How I adore thee.
And noticing that they are utterly ignored. All I can say to that is you reap what you sow.
The waitresses at the Chinese buffet we often go to. [...]
Ode to PMS
Thursday, October 18th, 2007To the tune of Simon and Garfunkel’s “The Sound of Silence”.
Hello hormones, my old friend
You’ve come to visit me again
Because the anger softly creeping
Left it’s roots while I was sleeping
And the discord that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the flood of hormones.
These grumpy days I’m all alone
Cussing at even the telephone.
‘neath the glare of [...]
