Because I can easily imagine Master saying this to me during a “slave Diva” moment…
Thursday, April 17th, 2008Again, thanks Sharon!
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World’s Shortest Fairytale
Monday, April 14th, 2008Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, ’Will you marry me?’The guy said ’No’ and the girl lived happily ever after andwent shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had aclean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoesand handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
*snicker*
seen here. [...]
Cold. We has it.
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
I’ll give you one guess as to who the snow shovel bitch is. Who needs Curves when you have snow!
I look like a heffalump with a head in my winter garb though huh? Like that kid in A Christmas Story.
It’s only -14F (-25C) with the wind chill today! Purt near having a heat wave. [...]
I quit.
Tuesday, February 19th, 2008So here is something that’s been rolling around in my noggin for a bit.
I had a lightbulb moment. It started as a flicker but it’s grown into a steadily burning fact. I’m gonna go with it.
I quit. I quit the whole BDSM, Master/slave, dom/sub … thing. I quit.
I don’t GET it. I mean, really, it’s [...]
The Corrected Quote
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008Fighting on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
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Finally, an honest Christmas letter!
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007(In an email sent to me this morning by my friend. God I love her wit!)
Names changed to protect the guilty:
I love getting the Christmas letters some folks send out. They keep one informed of the going-ons of another with tales of what they have been up to throughout the year. I have often thought [...]
Ladylike
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007There was a time when I pretended that I didn’t poop. I mean, how ladylike is pooping?!
I don’t even like the word. Poop.
I’m not sure why anything and everything bathroom related became a major embarrassment to me. There are no traumatic events surrounding bathroom activities in my childhood that I can remember. But, nevertheless, I [...]
BWAHAHAHAHA. My son had that same look.
Sunday, December 16th, 2007moar funny pictures
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Funnies
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007These kind of jokes appeal to me. Go figure, eh?
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen [...]
I can’t brain today; I have the dumb.
Friday, December 7th, 2007Master and I are not coffee connoisseurs. We’re pretty content with Folger’s or Maxwell house, or whatever is on sale. On the weekends though we like to experiment with the flavored coffees, just for something different. Because we don’t know if we’ll like it, we stick with buying the one pot sample packs. With Christmas [...]
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