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“My passions are all gathered together like fingers that make a fist.”

Master must think I have go-go-gadget arms or something. Srsly, who can do this??

I tried.

But darn these limited joints of mine!

The sad thing was that I so heartily threw myself into cleaning to earn that orgasm (and the house is shiny I might add *beams*) that I cleaned until about 8pm, at which point I was so bloody tired I didn’t care if I came or not..lol

I vibed for a little while but kept getting distracted by worrying over the homemade laundry soap (which is working fine and it’s certainly a money saver, but the website clearly stated that it would be a gel-ish goop and what I have is cloudy water. So I’m obsessing over what I did wrong. Anyway… ) then I watched porn for a little while, but I was only getting irritated at how they are “doing it wrong!” so finally I just got-r-done, as Larry would say. I did come, though, I mean shoot, I’m not going to waste it or anything.

In other news, my butt itches. I know I know, that’s probably more about kaya than you wanted to know but that is kinda the “theme” of my journal here isn’t it? I should change the name from ‘Under His Hand’ to ‘TMI About Kaya’s Privates’.

I walked around at work today shoving my hands down the seat of my pants every time I could sneak off into a hidden corner or doing The Twist in my chair claiming I had taken up chair dancing as a new exercise.

But WHY does my butt itch? Surely no one will sleep tonight if they don’t get the answer to that question. I know I won’t sleep tonight (because I’m too busy scratching, but that’s not the point). Well. I shall not share that sort of private info out here in the open. Me and my itchy-butt-secrets are jumping behind a cut.

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