Cantankerous about my can-can

Butt plugs are a pain in the ass.

Hmmph.

Now I’m all grumpy and shit.

Oh sure… I fantisize about things like cattle prods, yet it’s a stupid butt plug that I want to add to my invisible list of limits. Today is not a good butt-day.

(Edit: I have no idea why this post isn’t working right. Any suggestions?)

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