Here, there be smut.
Monday, April 28th, 2008Master kept the breast theme going this weekend. My ta-tas have had an extreme workout! Stick a fork in them, they are DONE.
I shouldn’t ought to say that, huh? He probably would stick a fork in them, mean old bastard. (Have you seen the pictures/video clips of women with those long skewers going straight through [...]
Slippery When Wet
Friday, April 25th, 2008The Master’s biggest frustration? A nipple so slick with blood that the clamp won’t stay on.
The cunt’s biggest frustration? A pussy so slick with greed that the vibe won’t stay in.
But never fear! Turns out they make clamps that don’t slip - no-how, no-way.
I did not, however, manage to dry up [...]
Coincidence? I think not!
Thursday, April 24th, 2008It was only a few days ago that I was explaining the "bed of nails" theory to Dan and Bethie in regards to mass amounts of clothespins. For anyone who doesn’t know, the theory is that using a lot of clothespins actually hurts *less* than using just one or two because the pain spreads [...]
