Super-duper Holiday!
One of the spam comments I came home to said “Super-duper blog!” with a link to something stupid– bathroom fixtures or something. It just made me giggle. Made me think of a 70’s toothpaste commercial, complete with cheesy grin. “Super-duper!”
Why yes, I AM easily amused. Does it show?
We had an awesome Thanksgiving and an awesome trip. I think it’s very sad that it’s taken all of us kids to reach our 40’s (or close to. I’m almost 39 and I’m the youngest) before we figured out how to get along with each other, but whatever. I’m just glad it happened.
I spent a LOT of time helping my mom cook and clean. Regardless of her health, she was hell-bent determined to host a huge holiday dinner, so I was prepared to be the scullery maid. This was the first time I actually felt in control in my mother’s kitchen though. I know how to cook. I know how to plan. I didn’t feel in the way or inept. In fact, she was in my way, lol.
We got in on Wednesday afternoon. I spent the rest of Wednesday helping her make pies (2 pumpkin, 2 chocolate, 1 cherry), salads and munchies. On Thursday, all Mom had to do was pop the turkey and stuffing in the oven (a HUGE 30 pounder that they’d raised and butchered themselves). Everyone was bringing a dish to pass, so casseroles and veggies were covered. I made 3 dozen dinner rolls, garlic mashed taters and dip.
We had enough food for 10 families.
It was loud, crowded, hectic. We played games, hollered, told tasteless jokes, drank too much, laughed too hard, and stayed up until 2 or 3 a.m. It was exactly the kind of Thanksgiving I was hoping for. The kind I’d missed.
I did dishes no less than 20 times. No lie.
On Friday, I made chicken enchiladas and then we took them to the movies. We watched 2012. It was predictable and cheesy, but I love disaster movies so there ya go. My mom, who has been predicting the end of the world since Reagan was in office, loved it. Now she’ll redouble her efforts to convince me to “get right with God”, but that’s okay. We still had a good time.
We packed up and headed out on Saturday. It’s a day-long drive, we knew we’d get in late on Saturday and Master wanted (needed) at least a day to relax before work on Monday. Plus the kids had homework, blah blah blah.
Mom got a little misty-eyed when she gave me a hug and told me thank you. So did my dad. I had a couple of moments of wishing we didn’t live so far away, but then I remembered that when I lived closer, we were at each other’s throats. If once a year means visits like this one, I’ll stick with once a year visits.
It was nice to get home anyway. I missed my cats, I missed my bed, I missed my Master. He was there with me, but with so many people there and so much going on, it was hard to connect.
Either I’m getting old or my mom’s presence was strong in the house because one night after going to bed in the spare room, Master waved his dick at me and I recoiled in horror. Sex? At my Mother’s house??! On her purple and yellow floral quilt!? Ew!! I might have slapped his hand and told him to ‘put that thing away!’
Srsly. We needed to get home. Pronto.
But then I got home and promptly got sick. Ugh. I dunno if I’ve succumbed to the Aporkalypse or what, but I feel like doo-doo. I really want to get the Christmas stuff up since it’s all sitting in boxes piled in the living room, but… bleh… I’s dying.
So I’m off to finish doing that. Someone write me a eulogy, mmmkay?
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Tuesday December 1st, 2009 7:23am
No eulogy but I am very happy to hear you enjoyed your holiday.
I always seem to get sick after a holiday or other busy time myself. I say that I was just too busy to get sick then when I had the time I did. I’ve been told that it was more likely that I was just run down from being so busy that my immune system couldn’t fight what ever bug I had picked up.
What ever the reason you are ill now that you are home I hope you feel lots better real fast.
Oh yeah, Welcome Home.
Glad you had such a lovely family style old fashioned Thanksgiving. But oh so sorry to hear you are sick! Get well fast as you have decorating and prep work to do for that grandbaby’s first Christmas! Speaking of Christmas, this will be my last comment here until I get back from going to visit my Sir.Leaving in a few minutes and will be back in January. OMG, I am gonna miss this blog! Hate that you are blocked over there…just hate the bastards for that! Have a wonderful Christmas and New Years. Hope it is full of not only family, love, joy but also good health for everyone there. Hugs. poppet.
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I’m glad you’re home and really glad you had a good time with your family. Hope you are feeling better soon.
junebug
Bwahahaha! Aporkalypse, I love it! We prefer “hamthrax” around here.
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I would never whinge at you for not writing a post but I gotta say when you take a long break (a week is long) then you post and I remember all the reasons why I love your blog. I laughed and I got teary and I could almost imagine being there.
I’m glad you had a good time and thanks for letting us share
Yep, I recall a conversation with an ex of mine that the best chastity device ever made was that squeaky bed in the spare bedroom at my mom’s house. No way was there going to be anything going on in that bed. The floor however…
Eulogy – A excerpt from “Crossing The Bar” by Tennyson. A favorite poem of mine.
Twilight and evening bell,
And after that the dark!
And may there be no sadness of farewell,
When I embark;
I should have warned you that the Aporkalypse (love it) was going around hardcore down here – next time we’ll hook up!
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Get well soon.. the next holiday never has been good at waiting~!
So wonderful that you had such a great time with your mom and other family.
Now go sleep and get well.. keeo those germs to yourself~~
Kaya,
Someone’s already doen the eulogy, so I’ll tackle the headstone. (clears throat)
Here lies a cunt
We call her Kaya
She did it right
That’s all I’ll saya.
I hope this is very premature and you get betta.
Dave
you’ll feel much better soon. it was that reaction to Master waving his cock! Your body ‘n soul rebelled! lol
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That sounds like a really great visit. Sorry ’bout the Aporkalypse.
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Glad you’re home, sorry you’re sick! Feel better soon!
Loads of love.
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Nice to have you home.
Glad you had such a lovely visit. Absolutely love the image of you recoiling from his cock.
I’ve been dying for a few days, too. A 13 hour nap made me feel much better… for about 4 hours.
Oh dear…You’ve been porked? That sucks. Been there, as you know. You’ll know it’s the Aporkalypse if Master wakes up, tells you it was the bestest fuck eva, and you don’t remember it….I lost a whole day like that(well, minus the Master and fucking, hee!)
Chicken soup. Advil. Sleep. Cough syrup. Lots and lots of that. ( I just started drinkin’ it from the bottle after the first 5 days….)
nilla
so gonna make those tee shirts! I’ll be wealthy! Front will say “I survived the Aporkalypse”, w/the face of a big pink pig, grinning w/spiky teeth. Back: “Tamiflu saved my bacon” w/the ass end of the pig being kicked by a giant letter “T”….
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Hooray! I’m glad that you had a good holiday. Getting sick is no good though. Hopefully you’ll feel better soon!
As for sex at mom’s house, oh, I am so there with you. While I’m excited that we’re now allowed to sleep in the same bed (seeing as how we’re married and all… seriously Mom we’ve been living together for like six years), there is NO WAY there will be ANY SEX AT MY MOM’S HOUSE. Just… augh it’s my MOM’s house, you know?
Oh wait. You do
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Hi kaya
Glad you got home safe and had a good holiday…sad that you are unwell. It’s funny I was reading this post and when you got to the part about putting up the christmas decs it took me back to this time last year when you did a blog saying that you did not feel up to decorating and things were so upsetting. Don’t want to bring back bad vibes but am glad that a year has made such a huge difference in your life…Jess has excelled as a mother and is still with you guys…you have a gorgeous christmas angel this year who will bring joy to all of you…and you and your Master seem to be better than ever. Just thought I’d raise it that sometimes when we are at the bottom of the pit the only way to go is up…and wow have you gone up this year girl!!! Best to you and yours for the holiday season Ms Blair