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So last night I was sucking Master’s dick…

Wait. I used that title already didn’t I? :D

Seriously though, last night I was sucking Master’s dick and I really, really, really didn’t want to be doing that. I was so far down in pms-fueled self-pity, it was pathetic. One of the (many many) pms symptoms I have is a complete halt to my libido. Orgasms are unreachable. Add to that the extreme exhaustion and general leave-me-the-fuck-aloneness, and His snap and point to His dick damn near had me spitting nails.

I told Him, too. “I don’t wanna.”

“Too bad.”

“No, I mean I really really don’t want to.” (like, let’s stop playing M/s dress-up and go to sleep)

“Do it anyway.”

I hesitated, contemplating the consequences. I don’t know what they would have been and I’m not gonna guess, but I concluded that doing it would probably be less traumatic. I r smart.

So I’m sucking and the whole time I’m whining silently to myself. Because pms makes me feel really sorry for me. Oh sure. You get your dick sucked so you can get turned on enough to fuck. And who’s going to make ME horny, huh? You think saying “hey cunt, wanna do it?” is enough, ffs? Lazy fucker. I NEED STIMULATION TOO! *sob* You’re just gonna ram it in there with no regard to whether or not I’m even turned on, like the mere sight of your penis should be enough to send me into throes of orgasmic need. Fucking ego. Ever heard of FOREPLAY???? Men just don’t under-

and then He grabbed my head and slammed me down the length of His cock where I proceded to gag and erk and struggle to breathe. Then He did it again. And again, again, and again. He talked, too, pouring down filthy words of slut and whore, nasty, filthy and gag-on-it-bitch, and you-like-it-cunt, and swallow-it-you-fucking-worthless-object

And when He flipped me over and slammed it in, darn if I wasn’t wet and ready and horny as all fuck.

Foreplay. Yes, He has heard of it.

*beams*

~cunt

22 Responses to “So last night I was sucking Master’s dick…”

  1. Kat says:

    ROFL I knew that was about to happen. YOu are a lucky woman.

  2. rayne says:

    ooo… I have totally been there!

  3. HouseWench says:

    xD That’s what you get for letting your guard down!

  4. Zille says:

    Master S knows you soooo well!

    BTW, I get the menstrual self-pity thang, too. God, it’s sucks when you come up on the other side of it, and have to look back at what an idiotic asshat you’ve been!

  5. penguinskitty says:

    LOL

    Nicely done

  6. Fyre says:

    Anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die deserves to be fucked ;)

    Snarf

  7. Lynn says:

    damn…I’m horny as fuck when I’m pmsing. Want to trade places? :P

  8. dweaver999 says:

    Kaya,

    That was so darn cute. Next you’ll be finishing each other’s sentences. Seriously though, knwoing each other so well is such a blessing.

    Dave

    PS I guess this means that one can fuck PMS away, right?

    • kaya says:

      We are always saying “I was just thinking that!” or “I was just going to say that!” when one of us talks, or saying it at the same time. We’re weird. :)

  9. Sir Mike says:

    lol…you are so easy…lol

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