So last night I was sucking Master’s dick…
…and what’s new, eh? I swear I have His dick in my mouth so much that it oughta be getting pruney.
He said He was going to take a picture after He squirted all over my face but I gobbled it down too fast. Last night was a difficult blow job night anyway. My gag reflex was super touchy and my jaw was sore and He was reading His damn book and not concentrating on ME and I was just like, jeebus christ on a cracker man! Let’s do this already!
But He did come, eventually. (Was anyone else subjected by their kids to The Amanda Show on Nickelodeon for years on end? And if so, can you ever say eventually without saying it like she did on that show? Event-u-alleeeeeeeey! We cannot. None of us.)
You know what I did find on His dick though?? A callous! I shit you not the man has a callous on the side of His cock. I dunno if that says something good or bad, but I was utterly horribly fascinated with it.
Anyway, He snapped a pic of the whole sleeping between His legs with the perverted pacifier thing and I know some had trouble visualizing it so here ya go.
I don’t end up staying down there for the whole night. At some point, His cock slips out of my mouth while I sleep and He’ll need to turn over or something anyway. But that’s how it works.
I tried one time to read while I was down there, but I kinda felt like a whore in church. I couldn’t mesh the two activities together in my brain at all.
Yesterday I caught a little bird taking a bath in some rainwater that had collected on the lid of the bin I store the bird seed in. It was too cute. Now I must have a bird bath on the deck.
Where else can you get dicks and birds in one post, huh? :D
~Sas-crotch (*snort* Y’all crack me up!)
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Friday October 3rd, 2008 6:56am
Yea a perverted pacifier is right!
Wow you’re like a goddess in your own right, I could not handle that!
I’m too much of a prissy bitch.
Aww what a cute lil birdy! We have a bonafide stone birdbath but it’s sitting, unused, on the porch. Damned landlord said we’d have to replace any grass we killed – right before proceeding to kill half of it himself with freakin weed killer!
I’m gonna put the birdbath as close to my window as I can get it when we get into the new house. -grin-
Which reminds me. I need to post more pictures. -adds it to my list for after the shopping expedition, mutters-
Aww! The perverted pacifer thing is actually pretty adorable.
And are you laughing and giving the middle finger in the first one? Or are you crying?
Laughing. I don’t recall at what, but definitely I was not crying.
The first picture made me think he hit you in the eye.
lol. He has before. It actually doesn’t burn that bad, just a mild irritation.
xD I’m an eye wimp. ANYTHING gets in and it hurts. There will be no eye-opening in the pool for ME!
You’re incredibly pretty in the first pic. :)
Are you actually sleeping in the second photo or just getting ready to drop off?
I fell asleep like that one new years eve – and could do it in a heartbeat but i’m with you on the “cant do anything else” stuff, sure does cut into my reading time because I cant do both either.
i love seeing pics like that where you are just busting up laughing while being fully owned. (so cute!)
yeah, i’ve gotten the callous too. it’s caused by having things get a little too “dry.” the best way to prevent it is to use a little neosporin (works great for wang rug burns too.)
perhaps you should look into doing a small bit of snooch shaving, not the whole thing, but just your thing hole. (sometimes thee are hairs that grow in there that cause an issue.)
omg, you don’t know how much i’ve wanted to have a girl sleep like that with her “perverted pacifier” snuggly tucked in her mouth.
btw, your new nickname is “Chia-crotch”
Hi Kaya,
I love that first picture of you. It is great to see you having so much fun with your owner.
Great pictures..kaya
Reminds me of Home… I end up having to remove my cock from s/nik’s mouth after I feed her, so I can get some rest. In the past it wasnt so,, Master’s need their rest.. lol
MJ
yes, i have always enjoyed having my cock used as a pacifier, especially while cunt and i watch a movie or tv. and i’ve been meaning to make a mouth to cock harness, not leather, that wraps around sir’s balls and around cunt’s head, which will always keep his cock in her mouth. she does get thirsty at times during the night. LOL!!!