Snow Dom
M:e, over at Aspects of me wrote up a little snow diddy that she said I could share. Given my current (forced) snow obsession (Master has this (ridiculous) theory that goes like this: “cunt, it’s easier to shovel one inch six times than to shovel six inches one time.” Me? I think He’s full-o-crap and likes to make me go out there in the blistery wind and work!), it seemed apropo.
I made a quick little video to set the mood while you read. :-)
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Ode to a Snow Dom
He stood there before her, and Oh he looked grand!!
A ‘weapon of choice’ in each of his hands
A cane, and a flogger, and to her surprise
She thought she saw clover clamps shine in his eyes
Long coils of rope around his neck lay
He’d come meaning business, he wanted to play
The thick leather belt which he wore round his waist
A clear indication of one of his tastes
She shivered before such an impressive sight
Dropped to her knees, and cried out with delight
“Oh Master, I’m yours, do with me as you will”
Bowed her head as he’d taught her, kept perfectly still
He suddenly vanished, nowhere to be seen
Had she imagined him? Was he a dream?
No………in his excitement he’d got in a muddle
Switched on the electro and dissolved in a puddle!!!
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Detailed Local Forecast Today:
Mostly cloudy with snow showers and occasional heavier snow squalls. High near 20F. Winds NNW at 15 to 25 mph. Additional snow accumulating 3 to 5 inches. Heavier amounts in persistent snowbands.
Tonight: Mostly cloudy with snow showers and heavier snow squalls, especially early. Low around 15F. Winds NW at 15 to 25 mph. 4 to 6 inches of snow expected.
Tomorrow: Variable clouds with snow showers. Cold. High around 20F. Winds WNW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of snow 80%. Snowfall around one inch.
Extended Forcast
Fri
Nov 21
Snow Shower
20°F
Sat
Nov 22
Mostly Sunny
29°F
Sun
Nov 23
Snow Shower
34°F
Mon
Nov 24
Snow Shower
32°F
Tue
Nov 25
Snow Shower
31°F
Wed
Nov 26
Few Snow Showers
32°F
Thu
Nov 27
Partly Cloudy
31°F
Fri
Nov 28
Snow Shower
33°F
Okay, after this I promise no more snow bitching. Maybe. I’m a little fascinated with it actually. I mean, we had snow down there in Wisc/Illinois, but this is SNOW. I have the urge to stockpile food and supplies and hunker down and hybernate.
~cunt
ps. There will be no naked snow angels!
I want a safeword.
:-P
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Uncategorized | kaya | 
Thursday November 20th, 2008 1:14pm
Kaya,
Oh the fond memories of living in Sue St Marie Michigan (yes I know it’s misspelled). I was a kid then and loved seeing the snow blowing in the wind, having my cheeks tingle in near frostbite from the cold because I stayed outside making the world’s largest snow fort (I never saw larger, so it was the largest). I LOVED lake effect snow then. Now, not so much. Too much shovelling, as I don’t have a slave to shovel for me. BTW, Master is right, it is easier, each time. But, it’s so hard to make onesself shovel when you look back down the sidewalk and see as much snow has fallen as you just shovelled.
Ah, I was looking forward to the naked snow angels. What would you do with a safeword anyway? Eventually you’r get pissed that He honored it and took all those fun beatings away. Yo9u gotta take the good with the bad, girl.
Dave
You should move here…
Srsly.
It’s 67 degrees…
:P
Yer rotten. :P
No naked snow angels?
Now I’m disappointed.
naked snow angles are a requirement .
i am sitting here giggling like mad.. snow angels is a continuing discussion between Cloud and Sir… i usually try to shrivel up and disappear while they “discuss”……..
However………. there was a winter.. not that long ago.. when Sir announced a “photo op”.. me + naked + snow…….
i thought i would die of frost bite before He got the exact right angle and lighting…… i was yes naked.. and kneeling in the white stuff.. fortunately Sir did not push for a snow angel ……..
morningstar (owned by Warren)
What the hell is a “snow shower?”
Isn’t it just “snow?”
Maybe you guys are like the Inuit – 50 words for snow because you have so much of it!
lol.. I dunno! But I bet I find out real soon.
DAMMIT! You’re like A HUNDRED miles from me, and there’s still no snow~! I moved all the way from Texas for it, so it should damn well be here by now. -sulk-
A hundred miles, thats it?! We should do lunch.
Only people who come from the south actually WANT snow. Weirdo.
;)
-6 degrees centigrade!!!!!!! are you for serious!!!!!! Gah!
*fans self in the early morning 82F tropical air*
i would have well and truly hibernated by now! I guess being a slave up there would be one of the best jobs, huh? Especially if you never HAD to leave the house…Imagine trying to live a *regular* work-a-day life there*…my goodness i can’t even imagine trying to commute in that – i get freaked out driving in the rain here…mind you it does get rather monsoonal at times…)
*(not that you don’t work extremely hard at slavery dear ;) )
LMAO. 82?! Yer mean!
Master drives in it, damn near 30 miles to work every day. It’s scary shit. I drive 2 miles to the school and am a nervous wreck by the time I get home! Took me 20 min. today, btw, to drive those 2 miles in this shit.
Okay, am I the only one rolling on the floor laughing at the melted snow dom?
I thought it was hilarious!
fuckin hell
Sure you want to come up here? :P
I want a safeword.
That reminds me of a *cough* brilliant idea I once had.
I suggested to Daddy that I should be able to earn cards (like you do with Monopoly) like a “not-now card”, a “not-there card” or a “you-don’t-have-to-get-up-at-night-in-the-cold-to-refill-Daddy’s-water card” (I’m still working on the name of that last one).
He said no. Can you believe it??!
I love the video. Weather like that makes me feel so nice and cosy inside.
I used to want those to! Get out anything free cards.
Didn’t go over well here either. Hmmph.
HI LOW
SAT 73 52
SUN 76 56
MON 80 57
TUE 79 53
WED 76 51
THU 76 54
Sorry :) This is why I moved from Maine to Florida. The second time my car froze solid and sat in the parking lot of my apartment like an ice sculpture at a Volkswagon banquet, I’d had it. It all stops being pretty and picturesque about the time your hair freezes to your face as you shovel…
“it all stops being pretty and picturesque about the time your hair freezes to your face as you shovel…”
…or in kaya’s case, freezes to her legs ;)
how IS the sasquatch-fur coming along? ready for braiding yet???
(though i bet you’re glad of the extra warmth. Brrrr.)
I dunno… I can see you two making a perverted snow angel… kinda like this! ROFL
I am sssoooo keeping my happy tail in Wisconsin… It has snowed here a few times, but nothing stuck. It’s chilly, but still manageable. Good luck with the naked snow angels.
safe word? SNOW; COLD; subbie noises.
i envy you the snow..
We have no snow…no fun…no skiing!
Sir’s pet
we watched your video, the snow one. “kaya’s back yard”. i said.
Master and i, together, at exactly the same time:
“I hate her.”
(we don’t really, just love your backyard…)
xx
I convinced luvbunny to make a naked snow angel a LONG time ago (back when we were still vanilla). It took a lot of convincing, but it was fun to watch her do it. ^_^
If we had enough snow and our own yard, I’d make her do it again and take pictures. :P