Slippery When Wet
The Master’s biggest frustration? A nipple so slick with blood that the clamp won’t stay on.
The cunt’s biggest frustration? A pussy so slick with greed that the vibe won’t stay in.
But never fear! Turns out they make clamps that don’t slip – no-how, no-way.
I did not, however, manage to dry up long enough to keep the vibe in. :-(
Life just ain’t fair.
~cunt
LikeTags: breast torture, pictures
Friday April 25th, 2008 1:47pm 
Oh I’m so jealous! *smiles* Truly inspiring!
*pffft* With the stuff you do, girl, you scare ME! :D
Kaya,
I have this silly picture of helium baloons holding the string up while those weights pull the clips down. Your tits look as lovely as ever. the red looks good too> ;)
Dave
lol.. or puppets on a string?
I have lots of clamps but none with teeth. Scary.
Or maybe that should be a question. Scary?
Hey, I have a question about clamps. I have some called pitchfork clamps. Have you ever heard of or used them? I can send you a link if you like. I ask because I/HE cant figure out how to put them on.
tina
Send the link if you want. I’m not sure I’ve heard of them either but they sound suspiciously close to a set we once had. And if that’s what they are, I’ll show you what I had to say about them..lol
Hi Kaya, sorry about sending two messages. Someday I will learn patience (maybe).
Here is the link:
http://www.adultsextoyscatalog.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=7167
I bought these and tried them once and they kind of twisted after I got them on and I kind of freaked, I was certain they were going to tear my nipples off.
Anyone have any advice?
Yep. Those are the same ones. Here’s what I said about them – http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/bdsm/nipple-clamps-endurance-clamps.
In short? They suck…lol
How did I know you would be the person to ask?
I love nipple clamps and couldn’t wait to try these ones because they were different, as soon as I got them onto my nipples and the first one twisted and just about tore my nipple off i thought “OMG”. I completely agree with your review, that snapping, twisting and falling are not things that are desirable in nipple clamps. Pain is good, instability and unpredictablity are bad.
thanks, tina
Oh wow, my nipples hurt by looking at those pictures. You look lovely in red! ;)
Why thank you darling. Master seems to think red is my color, too. ;)
Alligator clips! I was just thinking, 100 alligator clips would be a lot easier to fit than 100 clothespins…
Ha! You are so not even funny! :P
oohhh…pretty. I’m not sure how much fun clamps with teeth would be either, but I like the rope. And the “OWNED” I can see above your nipple is hot.
“fun” is subjective..lol. depending entirely upon the state of the cunt. ;-)
Yup, my nipples hurt just looking at these
Doesn’t make the pussy any less wet though
what caused the nipple to bleed?
From the clamp slipping off because of the weights. Those black clamps have ridges on the surface so as it slipped, it scraped. The more it slipped, the more it bled. The more it bled, the more it slipped. ;-)
too wet for the vibrator?
two words: Duct Tape
that should keep the little cunt’s cunt full
hehehe
What does He like to use to carve the words in your breast? I like tweezers and have also used clay carving tools once or twice to “draw” pretty patterns.
She needs a dildo up her ass.