Slave-Belly Sneetches
Written by The Lab Rat
Slave-Belly Sneetches
Now, the Slave-Belly Sneetches had asses with scars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
Those scars weren’t so big. They were really so small.
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.
But because they had scars, all the Slave-Belly Sneetches
Would bellow and bray, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch in all of kink.”
With their heads held high, they’d whinge and whine,
“We’re vastly superior to the Plain-Belly sort!”
Then ONE day, it seems while the Plain-Belly Sneetches
Were longing and praying for some form of kink,
Just sitting there wishing their asses had scars,
A stranger popped up with the strangest avatar!
“My friends”, he typed, his pixels clear and clean,
“My name is SirMaster McMaster McBean.
And I’ve heard of Your troubles. I’ve heard You’re unclean.
But I can fix that, I’m the Fix-It-Up Chappie.
I’ve come here to help You.
I have what You need.
My demands are low. And I work with great speed.
And my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed!”
Then, quickly, SirMaster McMaster McBean
Put together a safely consensual scene
And he said, “You want scars like a Slave-Belly Sneetch?
My pets, You can have them for three blowjobs each!”
Just pay me Your money and hop right in chat!”
When the Plain-Belly Sneetches hopped back,
They had scars on their asses!
They actually did. They had scars upon thars!
Then they yelled at the ones who had scars at the start,
“We’re the best Sneetches and they are the worst.
But now, how in the world will we know”, they all frowned,
“If which kind is what, or the other way round?”
Then up popped McMaster with a very sly wink.
And he said, “Things are not quite as bad as you think.
So you don’t know who’s who. That is perfectly true.
But come with me, pets. Do you know what I’ll do?
I’ll make you, again, the best Sneetches in kink.
And all it will cost you is ten blowjobs each.”
Srsly. Anytime kink can be accurately summed up in a Dr. Suess ditty, my amusement knows no bounds.
(You can find more brilliance from The Lab Rat on Fet under the same nick)
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Sunday December 6th, 2009 6:18am
i’m with you on that! lol
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Excellent amusement indeed! I love it!
“Ass scars are no longer in style”, said McMaster.
“What you need is a trip through my Delicate Flower Contraptcher.
This wonderful contraptcher will take off your scars,
So you won’t have to work it like Sneetches who have them on thars.”
And that very subbie machine,
Working very precisely
Removed all the scars from their asses quite nicely.
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This here, is why I love the internet!
Thanks for sharing Kaya.
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