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One more song and dance routine of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes and I will lose mine.

That is all.

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38 Responses to “Sanity”

  1. Lils says:

    *laughs*

    Please tell me it’s for the baby and not something you and The Boss are trying out…

  2. Luci says:

    HA! Wait till you get to the Barney stage.

    ♫ I love you. You love me. We’re a happy family ♫

    Never mind your sanity ~ you’ll be thinking murder at that point!

  3. xantu says:

    Just yesterday I was singing “Itsy Bitsy Spider” to a kid. His eyes bulged out, he went rigid, screamed and tried to rip my shirt off. I highly recommend being very careful about exactly who you sing to.

  4. Biddable says:

    I had the Phineas and Ferb theme song stuck in my head for three solid days last week.

    It’s a good thing I like that show.

  5. Sanna says:

    Return when you’ve had thirty kids ages 2-6 singing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS outside your window.

    Why, God, why was summer break invented?!

  6. lin says:

    This is the song that never ends..and it goes on and on my friend…Just trying to help

  7. whorlock says:

    Have you ever seen U2′s version? I love how George Bush doesn’t know how to dance to it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTKmhj2edQ0

  8. kaya says:

    Y’all are bitches.

    Except for Sanna. I love her.

    :P

  9. Kelly says:

    I read “Goodnight Moon” 215 consecutive nights in a row.

  10. Impish1 says:

    Oh, wish I lived closer! I could use some of that!

  11. Kelly says:

    I would go to your clip store and pay to see and your Master playing “head, shoulders, knees, and toes”.

    Just sayin’.

  12. Amber says:

    We had never heard of “Head Shoulders Knees and Toes” until the grandbaby showed up.

    Now we know it. Very, very well. I feel your pain.

    My brother got her a doll that moves and talks, we all think it’s super creepy, including the little one. So my daughter had to take that doll out of her room because she’d point at it and scream “NO NO NO”. Now it’s in the corner on a table in the hall and she shrinks away from it as they pass and still screams, “NO!” at it every time she sees it, lol.

    She also likes to line up her stuffed animals and baby dolls (she loves baby dolls just not the creepy talking one) and she sings “head, shoulders, knees and toes” to them, poking their eyes and various other body parts as she calls off the right terms, then she stops suddenly and points towards the wall socket, exclaiming, “NO”, then goes back to doing the song again.

    “No” has fast become her favorite word, hmmm, wonder why? ;)

  13. miredsylph says:

    Does anyone remember the agony that was Lambchop? How about the sticks like a burr song….’THE SONG THAT DOESN”T END! YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND!’ 20 years, folks, I still sing that in my sleep, Master says. I need therapy.

  14. miredsylph says:

    Scratch that whole rant, I just read all the posts and found that I am not alone. I’ll go try to get Hannah Montana out of my brain now….with a spoon.

  15. AngelSam says:

    Gotta love kids ;)

  16. tora says:

    Hiya lady!

    Here’s something to help you get over the kid’s song rage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js

    And just because I am a horrible sadist and I love you so…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_vhg1GLRU

  17. V says:

    Twinkle twinkle is mine. Does my head in. Along with Incy Wincy Spider, WITH the hand movements, or god help me.

  18. storm says:

    i’ll see your “head and shoulders, knees and toes” and raise you one “the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round…”

    aarrrgggghhhhh

  19. Diana says:

    “And eyes, and ears, and mouth, and nose. Head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes.”

    I just heard it for about four hours today so I know exactly what you mean.

  20. Anonymous says:

    eye nose cheeky cheeky chin cheeky cheeky chin nose eye. :)

  21. Amber says:

    Oh one more thing; Dan likes to do “Head shoulders knees and toes” as Arnold Schwarzenegger, a little slower and a little behind everyone else. “Knees und TOES!” Never fails to srsly crack me up.

  22. littlegirlgrown says:

    storm that cracked me up! hang in there kaya! (and damn all of you for reminding me of the song that never ends!)

  23. SirMike says:

    It took me a week to get all those damn songs out of my head after the kids left. Now I’ll have one of them for a week. I’ll go nuts before his mom and dad gets back.

    Of course it would be more fun to spank the wife every time she bent over while the song was playing….lol.

    Enjoy

  24. nilla says:

    Barney is bad but WonderPets is far far more insidious…

    nilla
    you have been warned.

  25. Princess says:

    The wonder pets theme song is my current ring tone….. just saying…lol

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