Revenge is a Dish Best Served-
-with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
I don’t know if you all remember (because it was SO effing long ago) that Master swore revenge upon me for swiping burny-type lotion on his ass?
I mean, wasn’t that like, last year or something??
Whenever it was, I forgot about it. Statute of limitations and all that, you know.
So, last night when I raised my head from sucking his cock and saw him sitting there with a fingerful of the same lotion and that Cheshire cat grin on his face, I was a little taken aback! What is this? Belated revenge? Ha!
He instructed me to turn around and spread my cheeks, mumbling something about an eye for an eye, or maybe it was an asshole for an asshole, I can’t be sure. I was busy giggling in my head.
Because, you see… Master is a wimp. And myself? I am not.
*beams*
He swiped and smeared and chuckled and then gruffly pushed my head back down to his cock where I resumed sucking.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited some more.
I was waiting, see, for that “this shit burns like fire!” reaction that Master had when I did it to him.
*snicker*
Mayhaps he forgot that I’ve had Icy Hot slathered from stem to stern–and inserted and fucked and used as lube for a butt plug– many many times during my service with him and that this incredibly mild muscle rub lotion with it’s scant amount of menthol was no more “burning like fire” than would a swift kiss fresh after brushing your teeth.
So, after awhile, and after I’d been toying with his cock and idling the time away humming to myself, he lifts his head up to peer down at me and says, rather dejected and disappointed-like, “Nothing? You don’t feel anything?”
I just smiled serenely up at him from around his cock.
He grunted and dropped his head down. “Bitch.” I heard him mutter.
He then flipped me over and fucked me six ways to Sunday and through it all, my asshole remained nice and fresh and tingly. It was just lovely, to be honest. Everyone should have a fresh-feeling asshole. *nods*
Now, it seems to me that he’s had his revenge, pathetic as it was. He blew it, therefore, we’re even and the slate is clean and too bad, so sad, Mister Man.
Least, that’s what I think.
~gloating cunt
Tags: humor
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Wednesday May 6th, 2009 8:59am
That’s right, you can’t be revenged on twice for the same trick.
He blew it!
(And you know, in the Master’s Book of Rules, it says they hafta play fair alla time.
)
eep, if hot lube/oil means nothing to you, considering what it does to me… I would be… well lets just say he should prolly use the gags or I would wake the house bitchin… or whining…
Kaya,
Yep, you’re right. No more revenge for that one. Riiiiight.
Dave
Of course you’re right. You can’t be punished for the same crime twice.
Right?
*nods* He failed and he’s just gotta live with it.
(I was giggling insanely thinking about that moment of slave-pride where you decided he was a wimp ’cause he couldn’t handle the paaaaaain and you enjoyed the minty-fresh tingle. Oh, man, awesome. Incidentally, giggling insanely HURTS my poor widdle mouth. You are MEAN.)
~Chloe
I have read your blog now for a while and felt the need to comment. Just a few thoughts , a master never has to live with it. If the first attempt was less then expected there is no reason he cannot try again, no book of rules or protocols. As for the product well slaves do get used to things but I have always found there are many ways of providing the same feeling . Ice inserted into the rectum usually has a chilling affect on checkiness.
I think someone needs to relax. It must be oh so hard to be soooo serious all the time, and boring too.
Just my opinion….
And….kaya you know he is soooo gonna find another way
But is it oh-so-hard-work to be so sarcastic and unnecessarily mean?
big mistake BIG HUGE MISTAKE – you should of faked it – he is going to find something that makes your ass pucker!
i agree with Cloud and sunnilady… girl, i think you are STILL in soooooooooooooooo much trouble! lol… as i have been told over and over- Masters can do what they want, when they want… no time limits for Masters – and i believe, no “even stevens”…lol.
hugs to you
Hisflower
-giggles at some of these comments- Tongue in cheek, anyone?
Bet she full well knows she’s in deeper shit now! -smirk-
I’m waitin to see what comes next…-snicker-
Hehe, I was thinking the same. Perhaps the humor tag needs to be blinking in addition to being bold?
Round 1 to the slave, subsequent rounds yet to be determined.
-snicker- Everyone’s ass SHOULD feel clean and minty fresh!
I agree on, seeing the humour in this. I think it will be absolutly fun watching kaya’s eyes as there will always be wondering if itis over. So great humour in that.
teehee
Go you
The gauntlet has been thrown….I await with bated breath to hear about your Master’s response.. the stakes have been raised! muhahaha
Oh you’re so gonna get it for this one, you know.
lol.. classic. But you know what they say. Pride commeth before the fall..lol.. i’d be watching my back (or ass) if i were you.
I have one word for you… Banalg. Google it, but don’t buy it. Ever.
swan
LMAO i read the other entry when you posted it and still wondered when you’d get payback, but now i just wonder if your in even more trouble LOL
i almost pissed myself laughing with the first entry and this one too
been reading your blog for almost a year now .. finally have felt the need to comment …
You best hope he doesn’t decide to do anything with fresh ginger! I’ve not had that pleasure and i’m not sure i really want it. Its hard enough holding anything in my ass, much less a burning piece of ginger !!
Fresh ginger is too mild. You want to store the ginger in a baggy in the refrigerator for awhile to let it get hotter. My slave responds *so* much better to aged ginger than fresh.
Not that this applies to kaya, of course, as her Master is done with being avenged.
You are sooo much fun! No I didn’t forget – as soon a I saw the title, I was smiling. I could just feel him waiting, and you wickedly enjoying it, and waiting for him to notice…
BWA HA HA!
I’m sure you felt it deep deep down in the pit of your slave-belly, though, didn’t you? Yeah…you did! Admit it!
LMAO…nice!!!
Double Jeopardy should apply here. You cannot be tried for the same crime more than once without it becoming a violation of the US Constitution…in this case your “crime” was swiping him with the burny lotion and after you have been tried and punished by a judge and jury of your Master then you should be good to go as his authority is now limited by the US Constitution that protects you from the burden of double jeopardy. LOL So you should be totally safe, right? *grin*
Cinnamon Oil works wonders I’ve heard, much more than muscle cream.