Q&A
What would it take to get you to post more often?
A maid to do all of those chores that Master keeps trying to tell me is the reason I’m here. Every time I ask for one, he beams and tells me he already has one and her name is the same as mine! What a cowinky-dink, eh, cunt?
Oh he’s a card all right. I’m owned by a freakin’ comedian.
Or, you could donate all of your monies to us so he could retire and then we’d have lots of time to do things that actually give me blogging material.
Barring those two things happening, it’s enough to know that someone wants me to post more often and therefore, I’ll try. For you. :)
Did you expect to like your grandchild as much as you? I’m not trying to be a smart ass (for a change), I am asking if realized before hand how much she would steal your heart?
Yes and no. Looking back, I think I fell the very second Jes walked out of the doc’s office with her positive test result.
But I didn’t know how hard I’d fall when I saw her for the first time. I didn’t know how much harder I’d fall, and continue to fall, when I give her a bottle and she stares up at me with those magnificent blue eyes. Or when she breaks out into a huge, slobbery, toothless grin when I walk into the room. Or when she reaches for me when she’s crying. Or her baby smell, her wispy hair that is identical to her mother’s, her squeals and giggles. God. She so has me wrapped, tight as burrito.
When she goes, as I know she will someday, it’s going to shatter my heart. I know it will. In the meantime, I’m simply treasuring every moment I have with her.
Which would be most effective in convincing your Master to loan you to me for about 12 hours (under his supervision of course)? Money? A really cool hunting and/or fishing trip? A firearm as a gift? Plane tickets? Creating a scenario of maximum mind fuck for you? Something I’ve not mentioned? A promise to make you dress like a Mormon missionary and go door to door asking if they believe the Bible allows a husband to spank his wife?
I would say all or any of the above would do the trick but the fact is, he’d probably do it for nothing. He’d sit in the corner and point and laugh and say things like “My cunt is going to get beat. Neener-neener-neener!”
I assume you mean to beat me, yes? It seems most people want to. Though I’ve NO idea why that is, seeings as I’m so sweet and all.
;-)
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Thursday March 4th, 2010 6:29am
the idea is “because they want to/because they can” and since what time has ‘being sweet’ got to do with it *grins* .. actually come to think about it .. being sweet might just be a darn good reason *sniggers*
BP{k}
Yeahbut- yer twisted like that!
Being a Mormon myself, are you suggesting that I shouldn’t spank my wife when she’s dressed like a missionary? Damn, I thought that was the whole idea.
I vote for spanking no matter how she’s dressed. *nods*
Which would be most effective in convincing you to loan me to your Master for about 5 (He’s a scary Mofo, 12 is too long for a wimp like me) hours (under your supervision of course)? Money? A really cool shopping and/or thrift store trip? Chocolate as a gift? Plane tickets? Creating a scenario of maximum maid service for you? Something I’ve not mentioned? A promise to make you dress like a Mormon missionary and go door to door asking if they believe the Bible allows a husband to spank his wife?
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!11!!!
Ahem. I mean, a tiny square of chocolate would do just fine. :)
And Satan replies “There’s a store here in SoCal called Trader Joes. Ever hear of it? They have 2, yes, 2 pound bars of lovely creamy chocolate. Do you like milk or dark. Both”? He.He.He.
Chocolate? That’s all it would take? Geez.. that’s easy.. where do you want the truck to park when he offloads the pallets?
But…. are you sure your Master likes chocolate that much? I thought he’d be more of a steak kind of guy.