Pleasure Slave
I’ve decided to ask for a promotion. I’d like to be a pleasure slave.. and not so much of the drudgery fetch-me-shit slave.
I want to be a pretty pretty princess and be a slave to Master’s credit card.
I want to lounge on an inflatable raft in the pool, a slave to the sun.
I want to shake my pert little butt on his lap and entice him into some serious fucking that starts with foreplay and ends when I’ve had my fill of orgasms.
I want to look cute when I pout, with my lip all stuck out and my eyes filling up with crocodile tears and have him say “awww! never you mind about those undone chores! C’mere, cutey-pie!”
I want fuzzy handcuffs and rabbit fur paddles and adjustable nipple clamps – that I adjust!
And when I’m all snuggled naked in bed, curled up under the electric blanket, just about to drift off.. and he says “cunt, I’m hungry” - I’m going to kick the newly hired drudgery fetch-me-shit slave off her dog mat and send HER upstairs to re-heat the leftover lasagna!
Hmmph.
~cunt
Tags: whine
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Thursday February 7th, 2008 9:20am
OMG – Are there positions like that available? Now THAT, I could do. Oh, and do you get to choose the implements? And do they listen when you say, “Lower, please” or “NOT SO HARD!!!”? Do they not laugh when they make sounds come out of you that you’ve only uttered in childbirth???
I want to play millionaire heiress slavegirl too. Where does one sign up? Oh – I assume the position comes with a pool boy?
Yes yes yes! It’s everything like that! I haven’t yet found the application but I’m looking!
Heh. You make me laugh so hard.
The funny thing is – i bet you’d have job applications out the wahzoo for the ‘drudgery fetch-me-shit slave’. We could start a betting pool on how long before he/she quits!
Put me down for $5 in the 9-11 day block. *snickers*
LOL I’ll be generous and give them a full two weeks.
Pencil me in!
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LOL! I am a princess (laughing) and even I don’t get the inflattable raft in the pool deal.
Awesome (as always) post!
kaya, I think I love you. LOL
I didn’t know there were promotion possibilities! In fact, I don’t think my owner is aware of that either. I think I’ll run and tell him all about it right now!
Promotions? I’m sorry I don’t understand.. this is a foreign concept to me…..
However, does it mean you get lots of chocolate too? *bats eyelashes*
LOL I don’t buy it… I bet you’d be bored to tears in a day or so.
me too!!!
Credit cards and Christian bible study eh?