Comments on: On Being a Bum, or, How Not to be His Slave

By: Honey

Honey — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:31:42 +0000

First step to weight loss: Never cook anything posted on Domestic Servitude. I swear, y’all are trying to make us obese. Happy and surrounded my tasty sweets, but obese. Every time I look over there, more foods to make people die fat and soon! (You’ll notice that I keep going, though….there’s good stuff between, like your detergent recipe- that shit rocks!)

By: Kitten

Kitten — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:31:42 +0000

I wish you and I lived closer by one another.

We could help each other clean house and do that thing where one person cooks twice as much so that we only have to cook dinner half as often or something..

But it’s cold where you live, and I need a longer growing season…

Move South.
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By: Rayne

Rayne — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:22:46 +0000

The more you post about that damn stick the happier I am M doesn’t read here often.

Somehow, I think He’ll find out and buy one though. So far, He hasn’t. I’m keeping my toes crossed.
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By: HartOgold

HartOgold — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:34:51 +0000

So we have a rule. The rule is that if I happen across a site with toys that I know he will like I am required to provide him with the links dontcha just love it when they make you actively participate in yer own doom? Master loves to put clothes pins on my tongue and make me cry and drool from the embarrassment. So what do I find on that evil evil site? why adjustable bamboo tongue clampers gah!! Not to mention all the wonderful other hurty toys. Im quite sure will be making an appearance in our lives soon.

By: thepinkpoppet

thepinkpoppet — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:36:37 +0000

Crap, now you have gone and done it...I want one even more now! [rq=1977602,0,blog][/rq]Brutalize Me With Your Love

By: Kitten

Kitten — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:33:33 +0000

I’m working on gratitude so I’m just going to say Thank you very much, kaya. I appreciate your thinking of us… I’m not going go say “OMG how COULD you!? that’s so not fair!! That spatula probably won’t even hurt!!” or anything.

Why are you just sitting around on fet? It’s not that interesting.. and if it is, what forums are you on? :)
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By: Biddable

Biddable — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:10:11 +0000

But, one does not spend an entire day on Fet while also performing her other duties. Shit, is that what I've been doing wrong? The laptop is on the table I need to polish so that counts, right? [rq=1964083,0,blog][/rq]True Purpose Revealed

By: kaya

kaya — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:09:26 +0000

Well maybe not in half. I think that would break it. I think that’s how he breaks his.

Maybe I’ll just ask him to make a demo vid anyway. It sounds fun!
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By: kaya

kaya — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:08:25 +0000

Oh silly silly girl.

A word of advice- when we first got ours, and I got mine the same way you got yours; someone I knew talked about how much they hurt and I just HAD TO HAVE ONE.

Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid.

Anyway.. lol

When we first got it, we were both like, well shit, this doesn’t really hurt at all.

Until we managed to hook up with the couple who “made” me buy it in the first place, and he ever-so-helpfully showed Master how to use it properly.

So lemme tell you how to use it properly.

It works by pulling it back and letting it snap, right? By “pulling it back”, I mean *pull it back*, like almost fold the thing in half and let it snap.

Make sense? Master’d be happy to make a demonstration video if you need one!
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By: kaya

kaya — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:04:52 +0000

Now THAT'S a workable threat. What a lucky girl she is! [rq=1969562,0,blog][/rq]On Being a Bum, or, How Not to be His Slave