OMGWTFBBQ!
There is something terribly, terribly, TERRIBLY WRONG!!
Last night, at bedtime, I begged my way out of blow job, sperm-swallowing session just because I had just brushed my teeth!!!
*runs off to take my temperature*
Worse than that though?
HE LET ME!!
*runs off to call an exorcist*
Also, I totally told him I was going to blog about him getting his ball sack stuck to the toilet lid and now I have. BWAHAHAHA! Funniest thing I’ve seen all year.
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Thursday July 29th, 2010 4:30am
Oh, silly Kaya…
Don’t delude yourself into thinking he let you get away with anything. It’s just that much worse when you look up and see him still there, pulling all the strings.
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*narrows eyes* Why that sneaky snake!
hahaha, I, too, have witnessed the ball sack stucketh to the toilet seat. You’re gonna pay for this in the end, darlin’ But it does make you giggle! And my ‘doms’ are no where near as mean as yours is! SHIT. RUN FER YER LIFES!
(Love the pink room too, it’s the awesome-sauce)
Hope you survive, I’ll be trying not to giggle at your wake. Gods, you’re in deep shit. RUN GIRL RUN!!! I’ll hide you if you head south!
To quote Teh Mean One (who is in turn quoting someone else): “If you run, you’ll only die tired.”
I keep a little tin of sugar free mints next to the bed.
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I have listerine strips. I bet they aren’t sugar free though. :/
I popped a listerine strip in and put my mouth on him…he shoved me off…it burned.
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My slave tried that once. I tied her spread eagle and placed one on her pussy. Then whipped it with a belt. She never wanted to taste one again.
Oh, and I am sure you will pay for the ball sack ssue at least.
You should have taken pictures of the ToiletBalls action. Yanno, to educate your readers about the perils of improper testicle-latrine interactions.
Also, I have no idea why Commentluv keeps showing my most recent post as “Withdrawals”. I swear to fuck I’ve blogged in the last week.
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You know that scene in A Christmas Story where the kid gets his tongue stuck to the pole? Yeah. That’s the image for ToiletBalls action.
I dunno why Commentluv does that either. No doubt it’s something on my part but I haven’t a clue how to fix it.
Wait, why did he get his junk stuck to the can? Explain! I is confused.
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you don’t know me at all but even i can tell you…you are in deep, deep, shit!!!
payback is gonna be a bitch yet somehow i’m sure looking forward to hearing all about it. lol
Oh…Master Zack is still laughing from the story.
~niya
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All I can say is that the second thing you wrote should take care of the first thing you wrote. Incoming!
OMG kaya i can’t beleive you blogged about that. You know He is gonna use the Punishment stick thingy. and Master is laughing and would like to know ” How in the Hell did He do that?” wow is He gonna get you for this. tell Him to wait till Munch… LOL i want to watch LOL. i love ya hun i hope there is enough left of you to see at Munch. Huggles
I always brush my teeth right before. I love the feel of him in my clean mouth.