Oh Snap!
Quote:
Oh we do not use the term TPE. ~hoity sniff~.
We use ‘ultimate authority transfer’.
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Yeah, well, Genital Human Waste Wiping Tissue is still plain old toilet paper. It ain’t any prettier just cuz you gussied up the name.
Why do people do this? There’s a name for it, I betcha. This… obsession with trying to make yourself a “more specialer snowflake” by slapping a new label on it.
It’s not reinventing the wheel. It’s… shoot. What is it?
Oh! I got it.
It’s DUMB.
Yes. That’s it.
:-)
I am not a slave.
I am ApersonOwnedByAnotherForWhomHeorSheChoosestoServeWithoutFreedomPayorRights.
Someday, I hope the term ApersonOwnedByAnotherForWhomHeorSheChoosestoServeWithoutFreedomPayorRights replaces the word slave.
It’s more betterer.
*nods*
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Friday January 30th, 2009 3:51pm
It sounds like something from Orwell’s 1984, actually!
And I don’t find Big Brother sexy at all! ;)
I hope you and Master S. have the best of all possible weekends!
I intend to have a damn good weekend if it kills me. We’re even planning a little get together play party. w00t!
Pffft. I trademarked ApersonOwnedByAnotherForWhomHeorSheChoosestoServeWithoutFreedomPayorRights (or APOBAFWHOSCTSWFPOR, for those In The Know), like eight months ago because I’m the specialist of them all.
I demand some form of payment for this blatant copyright infringement, or I’m going to send my PLITLALTPI (clearly, PersonLearnedInTheLawAndLicensedToPracticeIt) after you.
~Chloe
(p.s. – I enjoy that you included the “~hoity sniff~” IN the quote. Brilliant.)
(p.p.s – I realize that post scripts on typed mediums that cannot be edited such as comments on your blog are pointless. I use them anyway. Pointless is sort of my middle name.)
(p.p.p.s – I’m trademarking my middle name right now, so no one go getting any ideas.)
I patented Pointless last year.
You are soooo S.O.L.
(that’s mine too. S.O.L. Mine, ya hear? Back off, ya thievin’ ho!)
I call it, “Assholes you want to make you feel inferior by trying to demonstrate their superior intelligence while instead only succeeding in demonstrating that they have the emotion and social intelligence of an ant.”
Ooooooh. That’s way better than DUMB.
I’m stealin’. ;)
Ha! i noticed that one, too.
TPE is *so* 2008.
LOL.
Purple Cunt-Lipped Jabberwocky.
All I’m gonna say.
LAUGH My FUKING YES FUKING ASS OFF
OMG, your laughing made me laugh so hard!!! i was already choking on my coffee, and you just made me choke on the whole dang CUP!!
you guys so rock.
(and it’s not a blowjob! it’s a penis to mouth sexual encounter (PTMSE)!, jeez…)
Master’s ~melly
I read that same thread and rolled my eyes. You make it funnier than funny!
lol.. she’s a hoot.
I was gonna mention Orwell too. Someone stole my doublespeak!
On the other hand, I was gonna write a post (and probably still will) about how some words make me hot and some don’t. If you say, well, it’s not that it’s more betterer, it’s just that slave doesn’t get me or my SO turned on but The Girl Who Licks the Floor Does . . . well I say go fer it!!
Get it on, bang a gong . . . um, I mean–have a good weekend!
Oh I agree about words! Say what works for you (and The Girl Who Licks the Floor makes me twitch, btw)
But, now see if you were trying to tell other people who use slave that The Girl Who Licks the Floor should replace the word slave because The Girl Who Licks the Floor is better than slave?
Yeah. That’s what she does. It irritates the pee-waddins outta me..lol
where is this thread? i enjoy reveling in the doublespeak of others…
Master’s ~melly
Here: http://fetlife.com/groups/219/group_posts/81422
oh god. it’s HER. that’s pretty much all i need to know. i saw her nick as the first post, and knew it was gonna be stupidness from there on out. she posts relentlessly on collarme too. i wonder often how much time she can possible have ro a real life relationship, since she seems to be involved in every discussion everywhere ALL THE TIME.
(and god, but she’s opinionated and pushy.)
I’m noticing that about her. Here I thought *I* was opinionated and pushy but she’s got me beat by a country mile.
I just read that thread! Geez, what’s WRONG with people lately? What’s WRONG with TPE?
Somehow, I cannot picture her sleeping in her own “cuddle puddle”
lmfao. I can’t either.
Ha! I just found the thread. That chick just cracks me up.
I usually just ignore the high and mighty types. When they have a point I acknowledge it and when they’re off their rocker I give my opinion and then ignore them all together. Refuse to bicker with them. Keeps them on their toes.
She really cracks me up, though.
She’s something else, isn’t she? Holy cow.
TPE or ultimate authority transfer’.
whatever the label if it feels good do it. If it hurts do it again.
Have a great weekend!
I did! Details to come. :D
I think I broke something internalilly. *sniffle*
Sorry? lol
Oh! I got it.It’s DUMB.Yes. That’s it.
DUMB is that DetestablyUbiquitousMasochististBitch?
I had to look up ubiquitous..lol
Hi,
You must bare with me because I NEVER post comments on anything I ever read.
I stumbled across your blog just a few days ago and I have found myself captivated by your entries. I’m a 24 year old female from Alberta Canada. A few years ago I was involved with the local BDSM community where I met the first Man I engaged in a D/s relationship with. The relationship lasted no more then a year and was by no means a TPE relationship, but He was able to bring many of my desires and fantasies to life. From that relationship I discovered that for me those fantasies should stay just that – and that I no longer wanted to be involved in BDSM. Since then I’ve lived and dated in a completely vanilla world. For the most part I’m happy and satisfied with this decision; although those desires still live somewhere in a deep, dark place inside of me.
I admire you. Not only for living the lifestyle you live, but for the strength, commitment, and integrity it takes to live that lifestyle. Thank you for sharing your journey. I know now that it is not the lifestyle for me, but I love indulging my fantasies from time to time.
I wish you and your Master all the best in the years to come.
Warm hugs from a chilly Alberta,
~S
Thank you S. I don’t feel like I have any more strength or integrity than anyone else though, yanno? I admire that you took the leap from fantasy to reality and recognized it wasn’t what you wanted. I think that’s *huge*. And you don’t knock it! Srsly, that’s impressive. :-)
My eyes are bleeding after reading that thread. Jesus Christ on a bicycle, I knew there was a reason I avoided fetlife like the plague.
Scuse me while I take a valium or ten.
Big hugs
bliss
xox
Fetlife gives me lots of material. :D
It is no different than when you would say say you were in the medical field and your license was going to expire. In reality you were just a cna. Stop knocking people all the time.
I’ve never said I was anything but a cna. And it did expire. Soooo..
it may be dumb
But its sure as hell led to a host of entertaining comments
And sometimes, we just have to let the rest of the world amuse us :)