Nosy Pokers.
Show us what was in the box, kaya, you said.
Let us see what else was in the box, kaya, you said.
Post pictures of it, kaya! you said.
You know I had Master convinced there was nothing else in that box, right? I mean, whose side are all y’all on anyway??
I feel so betrayed.
It’s cute, though, isn’t it?
Like, it should totally be hanging on the wall in my kitchen, looking all pretty and winter-festive. It absolutely should NOT be delegated to the toybox.
That’s my take on it anyway.
There’s a play party coming up, in about 2 weeks. The day after Master’s birthday actually.
He’s going to be 43.
Of course, my birthday was just a bit ago. I turned 39.
43+39=82
82 because I always get his and I haven’t gotten mine yet.
It seems somewhat of an unfair practice amongst the fuckers we hang with a tradition to let whoever wants to join in give birthday spankings to the birthday girl/boy.
So 82 multiplied by x amount of fucker… erm, x amount of people equals more spankings than I’ve had in probably a year.
I’m understandably reluctant to allow this to happen.
And by “reluctant” I mean “how can I fake my death in the next two weeks”.
And by “allow this to happen” I mean “I’m going to give Master the stink eye when he orders me to bend over”. (Because really, that’s all I have in my arsenal of resistance).
I am in a major pain-avoidance funk lately. It’s weird because when I see him playing with someone else I get all “aww! I wanna be up there doing that!” and then when I get up there to do that I’m all “This shit hurts. I can be done nao plz?”
So since some of you folks that will be at the party are reading this right now, just let me warn you of this- if you get in the birthday spanking conga line:
1. I kick. I’m just sayin’
2. I know where you live. Well, some of you.
3. One whack? One. Single. Whack. and you can consider yourselves stricken from my christmas card list.
And that’s all I’ve got to say about THAT.
(Am I sufficiently scary?)
Hey! Anyone wanna volunteer to be my sister in submission and be the painslut/anal-sex-receiver of the operation? Srsly! You do that shit, I’ll cook and clean and it’ll be FUN!
Anyone?
Buehler?
Call me!
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Thursday January 21st, 2010 11:36am
I would happily take all the spanks for you! To bad maine is so far away
[rq=1933605,0,blog][/rq]Appoinments and stuff
They have travel systems! Planes, trains and automobiles!
Come on down! Over. Whatever!
That thing is adorable! Heck, now I want one! I bet it leaves a delightfully festive mark on a tender white tushy! Tee-hee. Now girl…you KNOW you really ‘want’ it…right? Haha. As for birthday spankings…I love ya, but can’t take them for you. I am still bruised from December when I had not only had my own birthday and subsequent spankings, but Sir celebrated our wedding anniversary by spanking me, celebrated Christmas by spanking me, celebrated New Years by spanking me and of course just spanked me for the hell of it.
[rq=1934389,0,blog][/rq]My Trip To Kuwait
Sooo…
Did you get spanked on your trip?
*snicker*
Spanked? I got several good ass beatings! So lovely. I was surprised that I bruised, I usually don’t anymore.
And everyone thinks that spatula is TOO cute for the “toy box”..I think your man should just grab it and give ya a few whacks with it soon just to break it in some, then you can hang it in the kitchen. Tee-hee. Yep, I know…”shut up Poppet!”
[rq=1950402,0,blog][/rq]Teasing a Clitoris (Sex Toy Review)
ohhhhhhhhh snowflakes!
I know! Purdy!
I volunteer!
Oh snap, I don’t have transportation (wtf are you guys doing out that far in the sticks, anyway.)
OH NOES looks like you’re gonna has to deal :3
I will come and pick you up. Wherever you are. I mean that.
So pretty! It wouldn’t have mattered, you know Masters talk…
I know. We’re always doomed from the get-go.
that is the cutest spatula I’ve ever seen.
Isn’t it though?! I adore it!
I have not heard of this birthday tradition before (since I haven’t had birthday with Sir yet probably) I think I will “forget” to mention it. 23+30=53…no thank you ^-^
lol. You know they always find out. They have some secret messaging system, like the Bat-signal. The Dom-signal. It’s probably the crack of a whip on dark and quiet night.
And I thought I was the only one who got her Master’s birthday spankings as well as my own! (our birthdays are 3 days apart and were last week) Of course he took it even further last year when he first collared me and made me add up every single birthday spanking for both of us times two. 2031. I laughed and said his hand would give out before my ass. I was proven wrong and that was with him splitting it in two sessions. I have another 91 coming my way soon. I feel your pain. (or will!)
2031! Shit, girl. You win a cookie or something!
HI!
I’d totally whack you once (or twice… or thrice) if I were there. Just to say I’d whacked kaya’s bum. (Let’s be honest, who DOESN’T want to say they’ve done that? No one awesome, that’s who.)
And I wouldn’t fear retribution, huurrrr! (What? You’re adorably pint-sized and I’m a freaksih giantess. Just sayin’.)
~Chloe
P.S. – NOW I think you’re ignoring me. I didn’t before, but NOW I do. I had a really fun belated birthday card for you too. (I like it so much sometimes I purposely don’t give people birthday cards on time just so I can give them this card. It AMUSES me.) I will be forced to strike you off my belated-birthday-card-list. Totally.
P.P.S. – Someone should have told me about Birthday Spanking Math before I got attached to a man 20 years older than I am. Seriously, that shit is UNfair.
P.P.P.S. – My new laptop came in the mail today! (I have been too busy to unpack it, but still, it’s HERE.) You care, you care, you SO care! I got an HP. w00t w00t.
[rq=1936935,0,blog][/rq]I’m Homeless!
I would never ignore you.
Unless I was.
But you’d never know.
Hahahaha!
Paranoid now?
*snicker*
Oh, and. 20 years older. BWAHAHAHAHA! I’m so coming to see you on your birthday. If only to point and laugh because I love you like that.
[rq=1938376,0,blog][/rq]Nosy Pokers.
roflmao, srsly
oh, and btw i didn’t get a christmas card last year
See my reply to Star.
[rq=1938373,0,blog][/rq]Nosy Pokers.
So I didn’t get a card this past Christmas sooo that means I’m not on the list right? So I can thwack you all I want right? Right… Yea that’s it. You are sooo in for it. mmmmuuuaaaahhhhh
But I have a card for you! I’ll bring it. For you and dragonfly.
So there!
[rq=1938361,0,blog][/rq]Nosy Pokers.
Honey, you are hilarious – I stumbled upon your blog and it makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.
I am new to this interesting world and I absolutely love your take on it. I wish I had known so much about myself when I was a young mama.
Thank you, clever girl.
-julia
Um.. I am not a young mama..lol
Srsly. We get up in the morning and we sound like an old house’s stairway. Creaking and groaning.
We suck at aging. *nods*
So I saw that spatula in the store and was soooooooo close to buying it for you and dropping it in the mail. Of course I would have covered it in chocolate first so it would get past Security S…
Speaking of S I already told Him that He could lock you in/play in my creepy crawly basement as long as you did my laundry while you were down there, I’d take some whacks for that
Course you’d have to come here for that!
Love ya! Have fun!
Chocolate! Why didn’t kitten think of that! That would have sweetened the deal some.
He was telling me about locking me up in your creepy-ass basement. I might as well do laundry while I’m down there.
Hmmm well I didn’t get an xmas card so thats one threat outta the way
Hmm lemme see I’d sooo offer to help you out with the whole sista in submishuns thang but I’m all the way down here so nope. Aaaannnd yup I’m with Chloe, I’d get in there and slap that butt of yours a couple times cause I luff to share.
‘beam’
I do think that spatula is far too cute to go in the toybox though. Seee i can be nice.
You can come up. Fly. I’ll pick you up at the airport. Do eeeeeet!
I’m so glad you have that spatula…
because it means that D. doesn’t have it and my ass is safe, literally and figuratively and luckily, he hasn’t been able to find one of those pain stick thingies or that big blue thing that you get beat with.
*runsssss*
[rq=1938282,0,blog][/rq]In Defense
Oh. OH. Ha!
You know… I have to order a new misery stick because Master broke this one (second time he’s broken his toys. Tsk. tsk.) and, since I haven’t gotten you guys a wedding present yet…
*beams*
Now I haz a happy.
AND I totally have your address. Hee!
[rq=1938339,0,blog][/rq]Nosy Pokers.
oh, poop.
well, hey there… you know I love you and really… um…
shit.. I’m fucked.
lol
[rq=1943717,0,blog][/rq]In Defense
i think it’s purty…
Remind me to only sit down or walk backwards away from all Top types next time we visit.
[rq=1942996,0,blog][/rq]Time Management
Kaya,
I think it’s too cute to be trapped in the kitchen, only flipping the occasional pancake. It so has to be a toy box spatulla. I’ll bet the guy who made it made it for spanking, not flipping.
I’d fly out myself, but you know what would happen. Since I’m not a subbie, I’d just beat on you like I did at Spank.
Dave
Spankings you say? Oooo…pick me! Pick me! I’m way too much of a wimp for all those piny and pinchy and wrap tight ropes around tender bits stuff you do…but sign me up for the spank train. Nods eagerly.
I can’t wait to see pictures of the marks that leaves. Yeah, you definitely have to post pictures lol
The spankings thing is tres no-fun somewhere around 500. Especially once they quit hitting your tush and start in on smacking the cunt or slapping the inner thighs… with toys.
Good luck with the whole thing…. i’m rooting for yas.
[rq=1964066,0,blog][/rq]Got the Halloween Jones on?
I’m still wondering where one gets such a pretty snowflake spatula..??