My stupid slip is showing.
M’s birthday is right around the corner. I can buy him anything I want from Extreme Restraints (except for the $1200.00 gold plated vibrator. Penny pincher!) or from any other bdsm toy provider.
I’ve been browsing and browsing… can’t come up with anything. We’re so stocked up on the “usual” stuff that it all seems old and tired.
Though it scares the pee-waddins outta me to ask you lot, here I am, asking anyway.
Ideas? Hints? Anything new or exciting you’ve done lately (besides wire brushes, kitts, you sick puppy!)?
~cunt
ps. (I have an entry that my brain is stuttering around. I’m trying to work it out.)
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Sunday January 24th, 2010 2:14pm
So,
So..?
(I hate enter keys. Sorry.)
So, I don’t usually comment, but when “I blame kaya for that” comes up mid-play, it really seems only right to make sure that you know.
I was lazily sprawling in bed next to my D-type the other night, when out of nowhere he pulls out a condom and is hovering over top of me. I made some complaint about lack of foreplay (I mean, srsly?), and before he proceeded to (rather painfully) shove himself into me, I was pointed in your direction.
Hrmph. Thanks a lot.
[rq=1963961,0,blog][/rq]Special Pets — Otep (Because it’s addictive. Damn you.)
Bwahahahahaha!
Enabler!
I mean, who’s side are you on, anyway?!
*glee* Anywho, you could always get him one of these: http://www.stockroom.com/The-How-May-I-Help-You-Gag-P2446.aspx They have so many neato attachments, too!
There’s also the Ballz Gag too.
[rq=1963961,0,blog][/rq]Special Pets — Otep (Because it’s addictive. Damn you.)
You know whats funny about your idea is that Chloe just gave me the SAME idea on fetlife. Only her attachment suggestion was the toilet brush.
My observation was that my fear on getting something that requires cleaning the toilet with my face is that someday, he’ll decide to skip the gag-n-attachment part, if you know what I mean!
*snicker* I could see that. It’s the gift that keeps on giving, dontcha know!
I should stalk you on fetlife more often.
[rq=1963961,0,blog][/rq]Special Pets — Otep (Because it’s addictive. Damn you.)
Lol, I used to protest about that lack of foreplay stuff, but now I’m like, “If kaya can take it, so can I!”
Works every time!
[rq=1964073,0,blog][/rq]Byzantine
That’ll be my new mantra!
[rq=1963961,0,blog][/rq]Special Pets — Otep (Because it’s addictive. Damn you.)
lol!
The Captain is partial to the Forced Orgasm Tower (http://www.extremerestraints.com/sex-furniture_167/the-forced-orgasm-tower_2937.html) and thank fuck we don’t have the money for it.
Why not get him a little bling? (http://www.extremerestraints.com/penis-jewelry_193/the-cobra-penis-cap_793.html)
[rq=1964083,0,blog][/rq]True Purpose Revealed
Oooh I like that bling!
I wonder….
Nah. He probably wouldn’t. He’s all “be gentle!” with his junk. Pffft. Pussy.
You should tell him that unless he’s suffered what he’s putting you through, he can’t call himself your master.
It’s true. I read it onna innernetz. ~nods~
[rq=1964083,0,blog][/rq]True Purpose Revealed
I tried that just the other day when we ran into a female dom friend of ours who needed a willing participant to practice her CBT on.
He biffed me in the back of the head.
Was that a yes, you think??
The double pussy lip/penetrator clamp from bondagedemons…
I poked around that site and didnt see a pussy lip penetrator. The name is intriguing though! got a link?
What about one of there, kaya? I saw one debut at a playparty recently, and they are.. well, they’re something. They’re HEAVY and freakin’ oww.
[rq=1963961,0,blog][/rq]Special Pets — Otep (Because it’s addictive. Damn you.)
Oooo. this is hot too, though I know that you made your own version at one point.
[rq=1963961,0,blog][/rq]Special Pets — Otep (Because it’s addictive. Damn you.)
Got a violet wand?
Then of course you get into things like mylar floggers and snare drum brushes. I like violet wands. They are fun. At least on my end of things. (snicker)
I think you should get one of these: http://www.extremerestraints.com/images/LE340DTH.jpg
Or.. no? Uhm. Okay then. This one? http://www.extremerestraints.com/miscellaneous_51/large-shock-prod_472.html
No? Well. I’m out of ideas. Youz gotz it all.
Check out the electro sex gear on extreme restraints! they have some lovely penis straps that he (and you) would enjoy!
I have no suggestions, but lmao today whem master referred to a pussy as a “kooder” I nearly fainted from laughing.
[rq=1965759,0,blog][/rq]A whirlwind i didn’t understand at the time.
Steel brush?
Nylon brush?
Brass brush?!
You’re no fun.