Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
I LOVE chocolate covered cherries.
Well, let’s be honest here, I love chocolate covered anything. After Master’s ban on chocolate I’ve paid particular attention to the reported health benefits of chocolate. I’ve made it my personal mission to sway Master’s opinion of chocolate. Conveniently leaving off the fact that milk chocolate is high in fats and sugars, here’s what I know:
* Cacao, the source of chocolate, contains antibacterial agents that fight tooth decay. Of course, this is counteracted by the high sugar content of milk chocolate.
* The smell of chocolate may increase theta brain waves, resulting in relaxation.
* Chocolate contains phenyl ethylamine, a mild mood elevator.
* The cocoa butter in chocolate contains oleic acid, a mono-unsaturated fat which may raise good cholesterol.
* Drinking a cup of hot chocolate before meals may actually diminish appetite.
* Men who eat chocolate live a year longer than those who don’t.
* The flavanoids in chocolate may help keep blood vessels elastic.
* Chocolate increases antioxidant levels in the blood.
* Mexican healers use chocolate to treat bronchitis and insect bites.
* The carbohydrates in chocolate raise serotonin levels in the brain, resulting in a sense of well-being.
* Eating chocolate is almost as good as having an orgasm. (Okay, that fact may only apply to me, but I threw it in there anyway.)
And, on that note, here is why chocolate is better than sex:
*Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
*You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
*If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
*You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
*Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
*When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
Ultimately, Master is coming around to accepting the fact that in order to live in a peaceful house, I require chocolate. The ban is loose these days, apparently me snarling and baring my teeth now and then wasn’t worth hiding the chocolate. ;-) Though I’m not allowed to make my three squares meals out of chocolate alone, nor can I just up and gorge myself on it at will, if HE buys it, I can eat it. And eat it I do. With a deep pleasure newly rekindled.
To show my appreciation for such generosity and for the TWO boxes of chocolate covered cherries that Master bought me last night, I combined my two favorite things ever. Him… and chocolate.
And it was yummy.
~cunt
(That top picture looks exactly like a chocolate covered cherry, don’t it? tee hee)
LikeTags: chocolate, pictures, smut
Uncategorized | kaya | 
Wednesday December 5th, 2007 11:40am
Oh my gosh! I thought that top picture really was just a chocolate covered cherry, lol. Clever, clever.
Sweet! (literally *snickers*)
Very sweet pictures! Yum! :)
BIG HUGS
padme amidala
You know, they do make little chocolate shot glasses :)
Also yummy with a little Bailey’s, but I would wonder if the alcohol would curdle the cum. Hmm….
I haven’t been around much but I have been reading.
dunno about the alcohol curdling the cum but um. not sure i should mention this. been making xmas presents. including one: a bottle of vodka with some chocolate orange broken up into it. Stood in a bath of hot water (top sealed on securely) and shaken every hour or so, it melts into a gorgeous… absolutely gorgeous drink. You can do it with any chocolate. Just avoid the ones with bits like nuts in, as the nuts don’t dissolve. a 350ml bottle will take 2 bars of chocolate, but its very thick. you may want to do a little less chocolate. Apparently its divine put in the freezer, makes it silky smooth. it occurs to me you could make it with a cherry chocolate flavoured chocolate, pour over ice, with a couple of cherries in it.
i know. you hate me now.
keth
xx
yummy :D
he has great aim!
I second. Very impressive. I’d be spraying all over my wife’s hand – not bad in itself, but kinda defeats the purpose of the game.
Had he cum once or twice already, so he was more of a faucet than a firehose, or is he just that good?
God, I love reading your blog!! Please, never stop.
*giggles* Love this post! Congrats on the chocolate! This post actually reminded me of a few occasions where Master bought chocolate Hershey kisses and put them inside of me and used His tongue to melt them and eat them out of me… great fun! *thinks* Going to have to get some Hershey kisses again some time soon… *sigh*
wow, that is giving me some wicked ideas! new to reading your blog but i’ll be back.
In some countries women are required to drink cocoa because it helps their poop to not smell as bad.
I love that! What a wonderful idea!
You know, Trader Joes has dried, dark-chocolate-covered cherries. Not so sickly sweet, but super yummie all the same!
Just for the record and in case anyone ever wanted to know, I only eat dark chocolate covered, (clear!)liquid center cherries. Yummy. I cannot stand milk chocolate anything! Must have dark chocolate. Must. Have. As in now. Damn woman now *I* want chocolate!
I must be the only sick puppy in the entire bunch because as soon as I saw the picture (without reading the post) I know what it was :)Hehe. I’m either a sick puppy or I know you all too well!
This should help you in your argument for chocolate being healthy :)
http://health.msn.com/fitness/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100174350>1=10710
Oh my gosh! Now I feel wrong, because in the beginning I was like “Mmmm…I wish I could eat that.” Thanks for tricking me.
In case you didn’t realize, here is a chocolate holiday coming up that you may want to celebrate… :)
December 16 is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
this is awesome sweetie
you totally had me fooled with the top photo
Yuck!
Wait, my apologies. I didn’t what I mean to say only Yuck! I hit send too fast. No need to be rude!!
What I wanted to say was Yuck! I love chocolate covered cherries but can’t stand the way cum tasts (I’ve tried!). Your post made me laugh be cause you totally tricked me and I went from “yum” to “yuck” in 2 seconds. LOL!
I’ve noticed that just one (sometimes less than 8 ounces) small cup of hot chocolate can fill my stomach to bursting. I’ll have to try it to curb my appetite now :)
Fun post.