Lookie what I got.
With a cute little “I love you” card and a personal handwritten message just for me.
For no reason. Just because. Because he loves me. Because he knows I’ve been a little… out of sorts and off-kilter and worried about things.
Have I said how spoiled I am lately? I don’t think I have. It’s something that he likes me to acknowledge now and then. Maybe because I give him such a Billy BadAss rep here that he wants everyone to know that I am indeed a spoiled rotten brat.
As if you all didn’t know that already!
If I could speak for a moment to the flower industry? Would you PLEASE stop trimming the thorns off the rose stems? Screw the Roses, Send me the Thorns is more than a catchy book title you know.
(Speaking of thorns, I’m dying to find some nettles to play with but I can’t find any to save my life! It’s a yearly summer quest of mine. Makes me mad that I can’t find any.)
My birthday is on Friday. I know what I’m getting too. Master is awful at keeping secrets, he had to show me as soon as he ordered it.
He’s buying himself me a glass dildo. w00t!
Master has been wanting a glass dildo for a long time. I think he’s most excited about the prospect of heating or cooling it. Heating sounds good.. cooling? Meh, not so much. Cold doesn’t do much for me except make me miserable. Ergo, cooling it will be done often no doubt. ;-)
Personally, I’m looking forward to how smooooooooth it will be. I’ve heard lots of good things about the smoothness of glass dildos, and since I’m also the official toy cleaner, I know how easy they are to clean up. I bet the weight of it will feel pretty damn good too.
What I think is funny about the adverts for glass dildoes is this line right here: “Makes a wonderful display piece. The handcrafted glass looks like a striking work of art.” Granted they are quite pretty, much nicer to look at than your standard flesh colored penis replication, but I think I’ll pass on the idea of displaying it on my mantle as “art”. Pretty colored glass or no, it’s still, unmistakenly, a penis.
Anyway, with our new sex book and our new fleece blindfold and a new glass dildo, by God, we ought to be able to get up to something interesting!
Now to get rid of the kids… ;-)
~cunt
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Uncategorized | kaya | 
Wednesday January 9th, 2008 11:12am
I have a glass toy and the cold HOLY mother of FUCKING god is it amazing when its cold. Its not like ice nothing at all like it. Its amazing. *drools at the thought of freezing mine for play soon*
I bought mine one night out with Missa she bought one simalar we call it god. Yes god LOL
Happy early birthday Kaya! Your Master is so sweet. The flowers look very pretty. And the glass dildo is pretty too. And what do you mean you don’t want to pose it in the middle of your dining room as art to talk over while you sip wine and discuss life with your neighbors? *giggles* Talk about an interesting discussion piece.
Re: Nettles…
May I quote you from your recent response to my my recent post about clover clamps…
You do not want! ;-)
Nettles are teh suck!
However, if you persist in your perverse quest [grins] may I heartily suggest that you pick dock leaves at the same time as the nettles (happily, they usually grow near each other.) Dock leaves are the best things to overcome the sting of nettles. Your Master may not choose to use them, but it’s really best to have both to hand!
For more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nettles#Safety
I would have mentioned here about steel dildos, but looking at the picture I like yours better. Not to just save up a bit and buy myself one….
kaya…… for one of our anniversaries (god for the life of me i can not remember which one) i ordered black roses for Sir… and i had to special order them with thorns… the florist thought i was nuts.. and gave me all kinds of excuses and reasons why the thorns had to be cut off.. i finally said “no thorns – no sale”… they left the thorns on.
you are a spoiled brat !! but then so am i so i can’t really say anything can i ???
morningstar (owned by Warren)
I worked for the better part of two decades in a flower shop and it’s just stupid protocol to strip the roses…Apparently, the ORDINARY designer can’t seem to get the pretties INTO the vase much less KEEP them in the vase without their thorns.
I learned from someone who had been in the industry for more than 50 years…
If you really want the thorns on the roses, the one that’s placing the order will need to call ahead of time so they don’t strip them. They also “keep” longer, too…just remember to change the water every day, don’t put them on top of the TV or the refrigerator to keep the kitties away…
Enjoy!
Heavy is good when talking about dildos… reference my “penis” rocks. And, yes, I do keep mine on display, but then I can “legitimately” claim that they are just part of my rock collection ;-) Happy birthday, kid!
hugs, swan
How very sweet. Keep me posted on the glass dildo, i am interested!
Hisgirl
Ooooh, I have a glass dildo that I LOVE LOVE LOVE. The weight, the sensation…it’s just amazing. Here’s hoping you enjoy yours as much as I do mine. And Happy B’day!
Happy early birthday sugarpie :)
The glass dildo is gorgeous!! I’m jealous, I want one.
I wonder…if You freeze it will it stick? Like a tongue to a lightpole in winter? Probably not, but hmm…
Congrats on the flowers deary…flowers always make my day!
Danielle
Oh, I would love one of those pyrex dildos… you are so lucky!
If JD would let me, I would give your our glass butt plug and glass dildo since I hate them! The dildo is a little large for me and I don’t enjoy cold play. JD never seems to understand this part and keeps trying to rub me down with ice and it just hurts, and not in a good way! As for the glass buttplug, need I say more?!?
Happy Birthday Darling!!!!
The think the “thing” associated with the glass phallic toys is that, like metal, there is absolutely no give.
It can go in nice or it can go in cruelly.
It doesn’t give like a rubber or life-like phallic toy.
Something about that really, really turns me on…
Have the best ever birthday :o)
xoxx
Formerly toy
Happy Birthday, Kaya!
I have a quick glass dildo story to tell you. I was at a national convention, not kink related so I won’t mention the group, and one of the late night sessions was on Glass Dildoes. The presenter, a local person, imports and sells them mail order (web order now, I guess). She passed a few around, including some rejects of the rejects. All sorts of different colors and designs. She said she had used one of them as part of her Thanksgiving centerpiece. Her “snotty” sister-in-law took one look at it and said “That’s the worst piece of ‘Depression Glass’ I’ve ever seen”. The host – and a couple of her friends in the know – had to literally run into the kitchen to not crack up with laughter!
Does your new toy have a loop on the bottom? The purpose of the loop – in case you haven’t guessed – is to run a rope through it – for people into Shabari (spelling?) bondage.
Again, happy birthday & enjoy your gift!
- Don
Nettles? You are welcome to my home next summer, i have a garden full of them!
Hugs :)
sommar
Kaya,
Omgoodness, lemme tell yah the last class I attended was on pushing those who LOVE pain, getting them past that point. Well the local gal that day is one of the biggest pain puppys I have ever seen, I have literally felt light headed at what chicidee takes. Anyhow her Master got a huge bowl of nettles (which grow in leaps in Oregon) anyhow he whiped her here and there and every where, she is fully shaved and after about an hour he tied her down to the top of a pool table and out came the nettles , She was screaming and sweating LOL maybe your thang LOL. She said the worst was having to tweezer the nettles that didnt want to come out and she also said it burnt for about 24 hours.
Have fun you crazy girl. Oh also her Master learned very fast to wear industrial gloves or share in the pain LOL
smooch
tia
Though I like icecubes I wonder if cold things have an adverse effect. UTI’s thrive on cold don’t they? And it does apply cold right into the sensitive area’s.
~Iflie