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Look Ma! No skin!

A couple of weeks ago, during a conversation with Master, I was trying to trick, manipulate, get Him to tell me what His plans were for the pubic hair. I just hate not knowing the why’s of it all, yanno? It niggles at me, but He wouldn’t tell me anydamnthing. (of course now that I’m aware of the duct tape plans, I’d just as soon NOT know, tyvm.)

But since He wasn’t talking then, I got petulant, as I’m wont to do when I don’t get my way and I huffed out a “Hmmph. You can’t humiliate me with it anyway! I’m beyond pubic hair humiliation. So there!”

He laughed at me. He said “Oh reeeEEEEAAAaaaally?” He shook His head. He said “you just never learn, do ya cunt?” He patted me on the rump. He said “we’ll see.”

*dramatic sigh*

Why oh why can’t I ever just shut the fuck up.

To continue with the humiliation that I challenged Him to do, I have more pictures of the latest Sasquatch sighting. (That’s what Master calls me now. Sasquatch. Idn’t He funny. *deadpan*)

I told you it was starting to grow down my thighs. I’d have preferred to have left that to your imagination, though. :-/

So His task for me today was to hang 20 clothespins from my pubic hair. No skin. Just from the hair.

I tried to get a close up so He could see what an evil bastard He is that I had no skin, just hair.

In all honesty, just standing there with the clothespins on wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. Clothespins don’t weigh very much so there was minimal hair-pulling going on.

What was bad was the stupid 30-second dance I had to do for Him. Think 30 seconds is short? WRONG! It’s endless when you’re clattering bright sparkly blue clothespins fixed up with non-slip shelf paper from strands of your pubic hair. Endless I say.

Well ok. So trying to show “dancing” in still shots is next to impossible. Doesn’t matter. Trust me when I say it was fucking humiliating. And it’s recorded. Joy! A humiliation that will never end.

And in case you’re wondering, they didn’t fall off. They weren’t going anywhere. In fact, when I took them off, the non-slip liner was so stuck to the hair that it plucked strands out with them. That was pleasant. Not.

I respectfully withdraw my claim of being “beyond pubic hair humiliation”.

~sasquatch

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13 Responses to “Look Ma! No skin!”

  1. PK says:

    I’m not allowed to shave until hubs gets back from Kuwait..and that is in March! he’s already been gone a month and I feel likes its grown a foot! lol. I don’t even want to know what it’s going to look like in march..It’s scary! :)

  2. Radha says:

    Hey Sassy (short for sasquatch?)!
    I have to say that those blue clothespins sure are pretty! Did they make any noise while you were dancing around? I have the image of finger cymbals in my head, but I guess these would be more like cunt cymbals, or cunt drumsticks, or whatever instrument makes a klicky klacky sound.
    Radha

  3. HouseWench says:

    -snicker- He didn’t make you use the clips with bells? My Master would have done that for SURE! (Of course, he’s endlessly proving me wrong, which means he won’t. What?)

    I don’t think it’s that bad at all. And judging from the pictures from last year I just got frightened by (The penis gag looks funny, but not as funny as the bruises), you look to have lost a little weight! Go Kaya!

  4. Meg says:

    Shouldn’t that be Sascrotch? :-P

  5. humbledoll says:

    Aaaw, blue looks so cute on you. :P

  6. SunniLady says:

    snicker snicker…did he crack up too or did he sit there with a evil grin?

  7. weirdgirl says:

    i heartily concur with the bell idea…what with the clickety clack of the clothespins and the addition of tinkling bells you could make your very own Kaya-symphony :D

    avant-garde slave-music heehee coming to a cd store near you! ;)

  8. zin says:

    Luckily my Owner likes the clean look. However, I havelearned never to underestimate him.

    I did feel better to hear there is another Master out there that loves humiliation.

    zin

  9. Maria says:

    So . . . more painful with skin, or without skin? I think it looks more painful just on your hair, but I’ve never tried it that way because (thankfully) M likes me shaved.

  10. exile says:

    you master is fucking awsome!

    not only is he evil, he’s funny too

    great post, Sass-crotch!

  11. subsquare99 says:

    would master like to consider this solution to the hair issue?
    http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=X8EWu0P609_

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