Lies and Rumors
There’s a vicious rumor going around that today is my birthday and that I turn *gasp* thirty-freaking-nine.
I am officially in denial denying such blatant and egregious untruths.
You know what IS special about today, though?
Nothing. But tomorrow, American Idol starts and THAT’S something to cheer about. YAY!!
~not-getting-older-cunt
P.S. Srsly though, thank you all for the well wishes. 
P.P.S. I cleaned up the living room before I went to bed last night. I started to feel guilty that Master was outside working in crappy weather and I was too lazy to pick up. So I did it. Slave-guilt: It gets shit done.
P.P.P.S. I never did get that bail money from when the ex was arrested. I’m still irritated about it. I feel cheated. Anybody wanna buy a bunch of baby stuff so’s I can make some moneys?
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Monday January 11th, 2010 8:03am
As the madd hatter said in Alice in Wonderland “A very merry Un Birthday to you”
And a Happy Birthday as well
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Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
hugs and a big happy birthday! just a thought to ponder on your special day….you know there is a great deal of satisfaction taking another trip around the sun, as an outsider looking in on your life, you’ve come a long way baby, some tears, some laughs, some frustrations, and yet I recall not too long ago you fell in love with your life. As an over 40 person, I can promise you the best is yet to come, there is great liberation with age!!!!
Best wishes on celebrating the day of your birth. Thank you for your blog.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to you… we share a birthday!!!! Hurray!!
(I’m a lurker most of the time… but i loves your blog!)
Happy birthday. Embrace and celebrate every one you are blessed with.
Thank you!
Merry day of having survived yet another year!
Have you tried calling and asking about the bail? Because sometimes people are dicks and make you call before they decide you want it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Hope you get the bail money somehow!
Happy You Day!
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Holy Crap, you’re old. And you still have such a good memory never forgetting anything… It’s amazing…
I mean happy birthday.
I’m only 33…
*runnnnsss*
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLY GIRL! its your day- let everyone wait on you.. take a longggggg bubble bath, pamper yourself!
~~~~hugshugshugs~~~~~
Hisflower
Happy Birthday!!! We wish you many more to anguish over (grins)
I’m sure I’ll be moaning about my own in a few weeks…big old number…nope, not saying. I’m subtracting, starting this year!
nilla
throwing birthday confetti, but no i’m not vacuuming it up.
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Happy Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful celebration of YOU!
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If you are actually selling baby stuff, I’m due a baby girl in April and I’d happily any baby clothes you are getting rid of.
I’d say I would happily buy baby stuffs, but I’m guessing the shipping would be stupid.
Also, happy birthday!
That should have said “happily buy any baby clothes”
Happy birthday! My grandmother was 39 for…well, shit…twenty years.
Hopefully things work out with the bail money from the ex.
As far as the mess? It’s baby stuff. You ain’t got no baby! Make her mom clean it up.
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Happy birthday, silly girl! What I wouldn’t give for all the years that you have before you get as old as I am! Enjoy the heck out of every single moment.
hugs, swan
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Happy UN-brithday!!!!!!! You offically lose a year! Your now only 29. (PPPSSSSS, you started real early!!!!!!!!)
Happy Birthday! Mine was yesterday, it’s amazing how many January birthdays I’ve come across this year…
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Today is my sister’s bday as well. Happy Birthday!
Happy rumored birthday!
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Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Belated Birthday! (even though I’m only a day late)
I hope your birthday wishe came true
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Hooray for pre-American Idol Day. (Can’t stand the show myself but eh, YKINMK
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You don’t look a day over 29. And won’t for the next 50 years.
Have a happy day!
Happy birthday sweetie. Sorry I am a bit late to the party, but your blog is of course blocked in the country I was visiting in. But better late than never…now pass me a slice of that birthday cake and did you get enough spankings? Tee-hee.
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