Last night…
…we had phenomenal sex.
Like, eye-crossing kind of phenomenal.
Having awesome sex isn’t the newsworthy part because we always have awesome sex. But this time was omfg-fantastic. What makes it newsworthy (to me) is that, like, neither one of us really even moved.
It has to qualify for Laziest Sex Ever, if there is a competition for these things, and if there isn’t, then I’m starting it and we just won.
It was the strangest thing really. He shoved it in and did this little how-deep-can-I-get-it kind of lunge that he does where he just keeps pushing and pushing like he’s drilling for oil up in there and I was sliding off the edge of the bed until my head was hanging off the side and it just felt so fucking good that I started coming and coming around his cock while he just held it there and then he’s like “Jesus that feels good, cunt. God. Jesus. Holy- I’m gonna come. Now.”
And boom.
Done.
Weird!
But Oh. So. GOOD.
So then he lays back and says, “See. I told you I wasn’t going to do all the work.” Like he planned it that way or summin’.
Smug bastard, idn’t he?
I told him I make it way too easy for him.
We had a bet one time (or maybe it was a challenge) where I said that there was NO way he could make me come if I didn’t want to- without stooping to cheating by using the hitachi- but just by fucking, if I didn’t wanna orgasm, I wouldn’t.
See how I try and snatch control wherever I can? I’m such a dork.
Anyway, we had a terrific time proving me wrong. Over and over and over again. The fact is, I am a prisoner inside my own orgasmic needs because, try as I might to think of my mother naked and to count ceiling tiles, I lost.
So the next challenge was that if I wanted to come, he couldn’t stop me from it.
Again, HE had a terrific time proving me wrong. Me? Not so much. That sucked ass. He came and came and came and fucked me and fucked me and fucked me and knew *exactly* when to pull out or stop or move so that I’d only hover right there on the edge and not once fall over it.
Smug bastard! I told you!
Personally, I’m just glad that he’s not the kind of dom that restricts orgasms or doles them out like candy treats cuz there is nothing I like better than coming until my ears bleed. I used to think he was “doing it wrong!” because he didn’t make those orgasm rules like others do.
Now I think that if it’s wrong, by God, I don’t wanna be right!
Orgasms are fun.
~cunt
p.s. This will probably be my last post until sometime next week. I’ll be in Illinois being nice to my ex (puke) and visiting my family (squee!). I’m looking forward to seeing them for a change. I haven’t seen them for a long time and I kinda miss them. It should be a fun time (minus the ex).
Master can’t come all the way with me because I won’t be back before he has to go back to work. He’s coming halfway and then spending the day with his family before heading home again. I was going to try and arrange a slut-visit for him while I was gone because I didn’t figure it was fair that he have to go without having his cock serviced just because I was going to be gone, but, alas, he’d rather enjoy his time alone.
I can’t blame him. He never ever has time away from everyone all at once. But to turn down a slut-visit? That’s some serious jonesin for peace and quiet.
Enjoy it, Master. :-)
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Wednesday May 20th, 2009 7:01am
He has every right to be smug. He knows you in very sense. That takes a great deal of attention and a high degree of focus. you should be pretty smug yourself as his knowledge of you and y our body speaks volumes.
Oh, on that slut-visit? You asked shortly after the fuck-a-thon right? When he’s pretty much fucked-out? Arrange for a phone call/email to trigger a slut-visit just in case. Never know when minds might change. (One of my fondest memories is of j setting up a similar thing for me and the scenario is eerily similar. Trigger Twilight Zone theme music.)
You know you’re only going to make his head swell even more, right? ;-)
” You asked shortly after the fuck-a-thon right?”
Actually no. I’d been talking about for a bit in the planning stages of this trip and he keeps saying no. I was kind of looking forward to the slight humiliation aspect of it but he shot me down. :P
However, he has the number of the slut-in-question so if he changes his mind, he can grab her. And then I can be humiliated.
Though how it can be humiliating when I’m such a willing party is beyond me!
:-*
Have fun. Be safe. Don’t bite your tongue off.
I miss you so freaking much …
It’s probably wrong that I’m stockpiling these bets in my head thinking “Dude, one day I’m gonna whip these out with a resounding “SO THERE!” and see what Antonio does! Bwahahahahaha!
Actually, scratch that… It’s definitely wrong.
Alas… I’m doin’ it anyway!
Have fun away from us. We’ll MISS you.
~Chloe
Have fun despite the ex! Just ignore his sorry ass. *grins*
Kaya, have fun and enjoy yourself! I know it’ll be tough not to let the ex get to you, but try to keep in mind that living well is the best revenge, and if having that kind of sex with your man isn’t living well, then I don’t know what is. I know it won’t get you what the ex owes you, but payback is a bitch and I bet karma has something special in wait for him. ;-)
I am teh evil. Just ask my ex-boyfriend (the one right before Dan showed up). LOL
Btw, maybe he doesn’t want a slut-visit because no other slut can compare to you? :-D
Bethie
Oh, I know what you were feeling, Kaya… I”ve been practising orgasm control (ride the edge, cut in the middle, cum on command, etc.)… The first time would be great… And each time more… when you know you can do it and do it for yourself LOL… It is just GREAT… And specially when your Master does not practice any restrinct (My ex Master once made me hold my cum for one year… well, at that time it was me who begged for it <<<<<<<<<
How could you go without cumming for a year at someone’s order? Did you know at the beginning of it that it would be a year? Was it punishment or training or just because? That comment makes me so curious.
sin
Just to see how much i could yield to Him… and also have fun, i generally enjoy each day more T&D…
Yes, i knew it would be a year, since i applied for it myself…
This amazes me. You have a lot of submission to give. Thanks for the answer. I wrote about you on my blog btw, littleb.
sin
:-)
Orgasms are made of fucking win…
Seriously.
Both Nick and my ex-boyfriend will fully agree there’s nothing better than making a girl come so hard her brain falls out of her skull.
Sadly for the ex…Nick is a helluva lot better at that skill than he was. ;)
Have fun in Illinois!!
(and if you’re randomly driving passed Whitewater, WI…stop in and say hi)
What am I going to do without this blog?! I’m Internet-bored. Now.
Can we create some comment-amusement?
Something like while kaya is away we all give S ideas of things to tease her with?
All the things we can think up that He could do to her or let her think He is going to do but then not do? Something to give her a real mind fuck?
Would that work as comment amusement?
That’d totally work.
I’m voting for hot chili sause or piri-piri sause on the sasquatch. That’s like one of my big fears. >..<
i think there needs to be some very tight restrictive bondage involved in that first. Can’t have her wiggling around too much to trying to get away from the burnning sensations
~is so hoping Master isn’t reading this~
Word. And it’d be very much payback for that burning-ass thing… right?
(I think there’s a sadist in most subs…)
LOL we are either secret sadists or it is our fantasies coming out. i never thought about it being pay back but i bet S does. kaya is going to be so miffed with us to start with but probably thank us in the end.
I had an AWSOME dream. It was all about this nicely dominating man making me have tatooed text all over my body, that only turned up in UV-light.
Why don’t we get S a UV-pen? *grins* I’d like to see booby and asshole-smilies in UV-light.
http://www.defensedevices.com/uv-pen.html
UV Pens anyone? Got ‘em right here. And that sounds like a REALLY interesting dream…
It sure was. I mean. Imagine having an UV-tattoo and reaching a bill under one of those water-marker-UV-light-thingies?
And can anyone imagine how
angrymortifiedhappy kaya will be with us when she has to show off an asshole-smiley?He could always draw targets on her. Take her to the next play party have them turn on the black lights and see how many people can hit the targets with various different toys.
kaya is going to luv us soooooooooo much.
That’s a wonderful idea! I’m voting for the Misery Stick.
Ok, thats hilarious!
Great idea!
“sasquatch”? …and I’d sure hate to piss ya’ll off.
Aww, but we are so sweet and lovable and easy going. We wouldn’t get upset with you.
*blinks blue eys* Of course we wouldn’t.
Look at all this evilness sneakin out while Kaya’s away … quite amusing *chuckle*
Hope ya hanging in there hun! x Orgasms? Oh yea … never enough evah!