Kinky Convenience
Master’s trip ended up being longer than expected. Whenever he gets somewhere, they want to keep him. While I understand the sentiment, he’s mine, dammit. Let him GO!
So they did. He’ll be home today.
Anyway, rather than sit around and mope about him being gone, I threw myself into some fall cleaning projects. I like to think I’m a fairly decent housekeeper, but man, start pulling furniture out and watch the dust fly. Yech.
I have about 10 more bags of stuff to take to Goodwill. Sad to say that a couple of those bags are things that I bought at Goodwill. Oh well. At least they won’t have to price it. It still has the tags on it.
I did our bedroom from floor to ceiling. Closets, drawers, corners, under the bed- everything. I made two Kinky Convenience Bags that I HOPE will encourage more frequent playing.
When we moved here, we lost the dungeon. We also lost the locked closet that held all of our toys in a most convenient and organized manner. They were all packed away into a big rubbermaid bin and put in the closet. It was hard to get to and impossible to find anything.
So, I took two satchels and put in just a couple of our favorite things. Each bag has a few bondage items, a few hitty things, a couple sharp things, one or two clampy things… easy to grab, easy to use. The big bin of toys is still there if he wants something else, but between the two Kinky Convenience Bags, we can grab-n-go!
Now if I could just bag up some time and energy and toss THAT on the shelf to grab, we’d be golden.
I also, finally, unpacked the chain and restraints for the bed. He’s been after me to do that since we moved here. I just.. didn’t. I mean, it wasn’t like he gave me orders that I ignored. It was just he’d say something like ‘you should find the bed chain’ and I’d say, ‘yeah, I really should’. And off we’d go about our business, and a month or two later he’d say, ‘you should find that bed chain’… etc.
But I found it! Found four locks that work with the same key, too. One for the chain to the bed, one for the chain to my neck, and two for each wrist cuff. He’ll be pleased. Before, I’m thinking we had four locks and four keys. THAT made having to pee in the middle of the night a fun challenge.
It’s funny, really, whenever I used to talk about being chained up and locked into bed, how often people would comment on how much work that made for the master- how unreasonable it was or whatever. But, sheesh, if the master wants it and isn’t bothered by it, then it’s not really work, is it? Or maybe it’s just work that is worth it. I dunno. It’s not my place to question such things. He does what he wants to do. *shrug*
Now to have to get used to sleeping in bondage again. That’s another one of those love-hate things. This life is just full of them, isn’t it? :-)
Anyhow. He’s on his way home and I need to do the dishes and take a shower and shave my legs.
I wonder what would happen if I shaved my cootch. Really. Just how mad could he possibly be??
Oy. Temptation. I haz it.
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Monday November 2nd, 2009 7:35am
Temptation? or just wanting to use those new convenient “grab and go” satchels you’ve created? Hee!
Nilla
*innocent blink*
I have no idea what you mean.
:P
Ha, I laughed when I read this cause I did a similar thing… (about the toy issue)
I went to Target and got one of those sweater boxes designed to go under the bed(6 bucks). I then cut an old belt into 4 pieces, and drilled/screwed 3 pieces of them into the into the back side and top, and using locking washers made a locking lid (forth piece of belt made the spot in front where the lock slid through… which is a combination lock, because, ya know, I didn’t want him to have to look for keys, because I am so sweet that way…)
I then spray painted the inside of the box so it wouldn’t be see-through, but, cause of my OCD issues that wasn’t good enough for me so I HAD to cover the outside too with that fake leather stuff I got on sale at walmart (dark red, cause he likes red) for 3 bucks. Oh! I even added 4 inch screws from the bottom going up on the inside of the bottom spaced like 20 inches apart to wrap rope around, for convince sake…
I then used elastic strips glued to the inside to hold all the hitty things on the lid, another for clothes pins, and the bottom holds all the insertabes (separated with bins, again, my ocd kicking in). I also added a handle to the front so you can easily pull it out from under the bed. The whole thing turned out really good! And, it is very convenient… not saying it gets pulled out every time, but its right! There! Under! The! Bed! Sir… ::coughs::
Anyhow, just sharin’ with ya!
Kinky crafts, don’t ya love em?
~twisted
Well damn! That is some impressive kinky convenience bag making skillz! I bow to you! :-)
What would happen if I shaved? Can you say “blue stick”?
omg. I totally forgot about the Blue Stick! It’s been wayyyy too long since I’ve been naughty.
And doesn’t that just tempt me even more. ;-)
It’s been a really long time since you wrote lines sitting on tacks at the little desk too. Guess you’ve just been a really good girl for a long time.
~junebug
Oh, come on and shave it! You know you want to do it. Besides, we could all use the entertainment that would probably erupt when he found out. What? You think I am trying to get you into trouble? Leading you astray? I am shocked! What me? I’d never do that.(**Blink blink–rolls eyes up to the ceiling).
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Just do it and say you showered, it was wet, you ran outside to chase off a stray dog and it was sooo cold it just all snapped off :)
Do it… just to “see” what happens! *grin*
do it! do it!
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From the Master of kaya,
impish1 and junebug, you guys rock….The rest….*shakes my finger at you*…trying to get her into trouble..tsk tsk tsk…I love it..
Mok
Yeah! Shame on them!
I rock too, huh, Master? *beams*
But, you know… for the sake of satisfying curiousity.. what WOULD you do if I shaved, hmm?
To Kaya’s Master–Sir, if you would let her get together with a few of us for about a week, we can assure you that when you got her back, she would be in a world of trouble. LOL. I promise! Tee-hee-hee.
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i miss being tied to the bed at night to go to sleep. There are people that think there is something wrong with that?
*shrugs*
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Kaya,
I’ve always thought is was called spring cleaning, not fall cleaning. To each their own, I guess. I’ll bet it’s because UP springs are so short you don’t want to waste them on somehting like cleaning.
You know you have evil, wicked frineds, right? Imagine encouraging you to be bad just so thyey can see pics of the evil blue stick striking again (literally!). At least I don’t tell your Master about an ebook called Papillon Rouge which has lots of cool and inventive pussy torture descriptions.
Dave
Yeah. At least you don’t tell him about THAT! Thanks, Dave.
:P
Kaya,
We do what we can. Odd, though, the cover pic is a pussy with a…butterfly on it. Weird.
Dave
Hey, kaya’s Master talked to us. Yum!
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