Kinky Krafts

Clothespins. A bdsm staple. But ’staple’ doesn’t have to mean ‘boring’. Rumor has it that painted clothespins hurt worse than plain clothespins. You be the judge.

Accessories can be added to spice it up a bit more, if you’re brave enough. (Double-dog dare ya!)

Sandpaper glued to the pinchy parts gives it a wicked rough pinch.
Non-slip liner helps keep the clothespin secure on those areas prone to ‘moisture’.
A thumbtack poked through each side of the clothespin gives “ouch” a whole new meaning.

If clothespins are plenty ouch enough by themselves (and hey, let’s be honest here. Clothespins hurt!) why not just pretty them up a bit, make them personalized to you and yours.

Examples:

Beads and baubles are only limited by your imagination

Jingle bells make a pleasant tinkle when dangling from pegged nipples while doing slave duties around the house (Master says they also keep me from being able to sneak up on him. As if I would! Hmmph!)

This next clothespin is one of Master’s favorites. Apparently I talk too much.
“Silence is Golden” tongue clip.

Customise the clothespins with a special phrase or message.

Any clothespins can be strung into a zipper. We’re all agreed that zippers equal pain, yes?

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Tack Bra

The tack bra consists of two bra cup inserts designed to be worn inside your own bra with approximately 50 upholstery tacks in each cup.

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Syringe Suckers do a fine job of creating swollen (and thus, fun to play with) nipples and clits. You can get these at most farm supply stores. Simply pull out the plunger and saw or cut off the “nipple” part. Using a tiny drill bit, drill random holes through the neck of the plunger. Put the plunger back in the end you just cut off, the smooth end will now go against your skin. Using a nail or cottage pin as a stopper, pull back on the plunger until the desired amount of nipple (or whatever) is pulled into the syringe and stick the nail through the drilled hole. Voila! Suction!

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Nipple stretching tower works with a set of clamps. Clover clamps work best, in my masochistic opinion. This is made from a corner molding piece from a hardware store, a carriage bolt and wing nut, a thick wooden dowel and couple of cup hooks. Easy and effective.

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Paddles

A ping pong paddle, stripped down, painted and then spiced up with accessories. It’s not a heavy duty paddle but with these yummy toppings the ouch isn’t in the swing - it’s in the landing!
Spikes - this is a plastic rug runner.

Sandpaper - 40 grit I think. Maybe 20. I can’t remember.

Tacks - I had to drill the holes through the paddle first and then glue the tacks in.

(For a heavy-duty wooden paddle (what toybox is complete without one?) visit The Damn Yankee Workshop.)

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The Circle of Pain was one of those toys that was more fun for Master to look at than bringing actual pain. That is, up until he did THIS while I was wearing it. Now, it is aptly named. The circle of PAIN. An embroidery hoop, rubber bands and clothespins. Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.

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Mouth Funnel
This one is still under construction. Made with a series of velcro straps to secure it around my head, it works well for watersports, as well as keeping my mouth open for anything else Master wants to stick in there.

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Things in the planning stages:
Butt Funnel
Misery sticks
Dick-on-a-stick

Go forth and create! And have fun!

~cunt