Karma is a cruel Mistress.
I started my period this morning.
Master is going out of town, if not by tomorrow, then by Monday.
……..
In my past life I must have pissed off the Gods something awful.
~cunt
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Wednesday July 9th, 2008 1:51pm
I can fully, completely and totally relate.
I’m thinking if we ever manage to get together for a camping weekend we should consider some strange, exotic, painful ritual to appease the gods. *nod*
This bum luck has GOT to stop sometime, doesn’t it?
Well. I’m not holding my breath.
I was just thinking of doing a million Hail Mary’s. I’m not Catholic but it can’t *hurt*, right?
Silly non-Catholics…
…Hail Mary’s don’t work for you, but I’ll say an extra thousand for ya after confession to see if that helps, maybe even light a candle, lol.
(Guess this means I really did loose the bet, huh?)
lmao
I dunno. It pains me to say them.
I’m still waiting for somebody to write Murphy’s Laws for BDSM.
Well you was only saying a few posts back that it would happen, and now it has.
Isnt life a b***h
i thought i would pop out of my lurker hole and commiserate with you.
i’m sorry for you, but i’m glad i’m not the only one who has a vindictive period! it always seems to pop up at the worst possible time.
Have I mentioned that I was on my period up until the day I left for China? Did I mention that my trip to China was exactly 29 days; therefore, I started my period the day before I left China & came back home?
Also, crossing the international date line apparently makes your period last twice as long as normal.
well since ur Master has been home you have had more than me in the past 3 months so get over it sorry cant feel sorry for some one that got to play at a dungon and cum the got all kinds of new stuff and still got more play
hun ur lucky enjoy an relish what you do have even when he is gone
Um, I actually wasn’t looking for you to feel sorry for me. I don’t feel sorry for myself. It was more a comment on Murphy’s Law than a plea for sympathy. Jeez.
Oh here is a sujestion for you get on the pill that you get ur period 1 time every 3 months
i have a hyper senstive body to medication and this has no effects on me excpt stopping prgency and
I take some magic little tablets if I want to delay my period, you take them for the 3 days before your period is due and then carry on until you want normal service to resume… Northisterone or something like that they are, not sure of the spelling, I get them from the doctor so he knows I’m going to have a good time!
I know this doesn’t help one iota just now and I feel for you and your Master, I really do, but you have managed to have some great fun over the last few days, and memories last forever :)
Oof. Maybe next time don’t write down the prediction?
At least period and his going away will coincide some? Although I agree that it would have been much better if it had not all coincided with the kids being out of town.
I hope you can get some level of something done before he leaves! (Even though I realise period limits things)
You sure called it, you said that it was going to happen this way — but at least you had some time without the kids
That sucks, hun
I do have to ask though…what stops you from doing it while you’re on your period?
Showers and baths were invented for other reasons than what you’d expect.
Mostly just because it makes it a hassle and Master does not like a hassle. He doesn’t always want to have to go take a shower when all He wants is to come and go to bed. So, you know, it just puts a damper on things a bit is all. :-)
Erm….morning sex in the shower?
Or towels.
Towels help a lot as long as you wash them when you’re done.
And Missionary would be the way to go for this too.
Just trying to make life a little better for you, hun.
And according to this website: “If you have had sexual intercourse during menstruation you may have noticed that your period comes to an abrupt end within a day of intercourse. Though you may be worried that somehow your menstrual blood has “backed up” or gotten stuck somewhere in your reproductive tract, this is not the case. In fact, your period has probably ended because sexual intercourse has stimulated an increased number of contractions in your uterus, causing your body to expel your menstrual blood more quickly.”
You could totally kick karma’s ass with that one.
This is the website: http://www.epigee.org/menstruation/sex.html
I know you are sad cause he is gone but isn’t it better to be on your period AFTER he leaves then when he was home and you were kid free…..that would have just been awful!
Have you ever tried to use an Instead cup to catch the blood? Or a diaphragm? Sometimes they can prevent a mess. I’ve also douched with plain water, put in a tampon and went to town. Biggest problem was getting that tampon out after. Hellooo Roto-Rooter.