missed reading you and looking forward to catching up!

xoxx
toy
[rq=2039947,0,blog][/rq]a long overdue hello

I cringe if I see someone hurt themselves, but I avert my eyes if there’s extreme gore and blood. Blood makes me queasy

As for chapsticks, have you ever tried Burt’s Bees lip balm? I love it! It’s probably the one chapstick I’ve used religiously compare to ones I’ve had in the past. I’m going to get more when I’m back home in March

Weird facts….
1. I like to rubs my fingers on blankets that have silken ends. It’s been a habit of mine since I was a toddler.

2. I can’t snap my fingers.

3. I don’t have any piercings or tattoos on my body. Nor do I want them. I like the way my body is (although I like to point out that I don’t have problems with other people getting pierced and tat…it’s just not my thing).

4. THis ties in with the tid bit above, but I won’t put a needle in my body unless it’s benefical for my health and I see it as fit for my health.

5. Burned buildings and vehicles scare the shit out of me.

6. THe Exorcist creeps the shit out of me, and it’s probably the only movie I almost walked out on.

7. Socializing in large crowds makes me uncomfortable, but I have no problem whatsoever performing in front of them.
[rq=2028610,0,blog][/rq]Welcome to my Journal!

i don’t squish either (too gross and now i have graphic reasons as to why and don’t have to say because you said it all. maybe more than all. (nilla shudders)
and i don’t do chapstick…i’m a burts bees girl. but i’m with you on tubes everywhere!
[rq=2028545,0,blog][/rq]Nasty

My deep blush gave no credence to my “it is not what you think” explanation.

Lets see…7 weird things.

1. I am addicted to socks. I wear them all the time. I have all different kinds. Even in summer I walk around, inside, in socks always.

2. I hate romance novels. They make me want to hurl. I also hate reality TV. American Idol makes me want to poke my eyes out.

3. I cant sleep without panties. I have tried and I just lay there awake thinking of all the bugs the rest of you can’t kill, crawling into my crotch.

4. I love enemas. Not the cleaning out part but the warm full feeling I get makes me instantly and incredibly submissive.

5. I am an accountant and I listen to rap music. Especially when I am stressed, nothing better than some old-school, hard core, gangsta rap. I also listen to everything from Chopin to Kid Rock and lots of country.

6. I love pee. Master is not keen on the idea of peeing in my mouth but I wish he would! I want it on me and in me.

7. I to am a chapstickaholic. OMG, you can never have enough tubes of it.

Ooo, a meme. Cool beans. But first; so Jes has discovered her mom’s kinky, and the world continues to spin away normally. I always knew you raised sensible kids. Now, for seven weird facts about the Dave

1: I have gout, a condition where your blood decides at random times to precipitate uric acid into your joints. What does that feel like? Imagine pouring a pound of rock salt into your ankle and then walk on it for a couple of weeks. The first time it happened, I thought I’d broken my ankle while I was asleep.

2: When I was a kid (and to some extent even now), I try to make sure I step over an even number of yellow lines in sidewalks and streets, as well as a multiple of four white lines.

3: I seem to suffer a very weird form of ED. I can’t stay erect if there’s anything lubing it. No idea why.

4: I’ve been successfully registered to teach in the state of Vioctoria in Australia. All I need now is a job there.

5: Most of my erotica was written while still a virgin; yet it still gets rave reviews for the most part.

6: I’m afraid of (phobic really) of bees and other flying stinger bugs. On the other hand, I like spiders. They keep the fly population down.

7: I don’t find the taste of my own semen repulsive and even have fantasies about cream pies. Of course, I’ll have to solve #3 before this becomes likely.

So, am I too weiord for you? ;)

Dave

*creepy-crawly-shivers*
[rq=2025422,0,blog][/rq]White flag

Sperm also makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little.
[rq=2022269,0,blog][/rq]Is that a mango in your cunt or are you just happy to see me?